My girlfriend celebrated her birthday this weekend. I'd lik to wish her A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Annoy- loud mouth, nagging, bad temper
Happy- smile, cracking jokes, preparing good food
I know many Geminis too. It hardly takes them a sec to change from hahaha to Grrrr! jus crazy.
Hey,
This is a real funny poem about Geminis. read n njoy.
btw I am not a gemini. LOL
Title- Sue me, screw me... i am Gemini
I lead a sordid double life
between a wise man and a fool.
One minute, I'm a total schmuck
and the next, I'm super-cool.
I'm a Pacifistic, peace-loving type (lol)
filled with love for my fellow man
but only after losing my temper
and kicking some bozo up the can.
I'm a vegetarian at least once a day.
I swear to never eat red meat again
but only after scarfing a juicy steak
and the guilt and remorse has set in.
I take excellent care of my health
and exercise like a person possessed
but only after noticing my swollen face,
expanding belly and shrunken chest.
I'm the very best driver on the road.
I obey every traffic rule and sign
but only when I see a police officer
suspiciously trailing me close behind.
One minute, I'm as benevolent as a monk,
spreading joy and harmony along my path,
then my evil twin rears his ugly head
and no living thing escapes his wrath.
I keep meaning to turn over a new leaf
but that damn leaf seems to weigh a ton!
I'd like to be a wise man all the time
but being a lunatic is much more fun.
Oh, and if anyone ever accuses me
of being some shallow, two-faced guy,
I can just smile and innocently say,
"What do you expect? I'm a Gemini!"
its jus a poem , no offense
Robin
Hi,
this is my 1st post on Dxp n I chose to start off with a poem on Geminis
Gemini,...
two hearts, two souls, one mind,..
a most peculiar sign,..
one day water, next day wine,??_
sexy ladies and males fine
Gemini,...
up front and genuine,..
a 'got ya back' type friend,..
one day receive, the next day send,..
will seldom break, but will always bend
Gemini,...
full of lust, wit and fears,..
they look much younger than their years,..
one day laughter, next day tears??_
much more to them than what appears
Gemini...
the best folks you could know,.
they understand the ebb and flow,??_
your trusted mate, or your most feared foe,...
ready for the side you??ll show
Robin