That one squirrel all alone in the snow. The only one you've seen in a month, trying to dig for food in the frozen dirt.. someone bust out the violin, this shit is depressing

Didn't see that coming at all

Jesus Christ! tits slapping me in the face rn

@nelsonsacramento please come back as "TheSacramentoGodOfHail"

@cox is the perfect man for that job

Damn invisible accounts trying to reply to me. Like my shit so I can actually see you

I'm going to start saying "fudgery" instead of fuck.. see how long it takes before I see the "so you go there too, eh?" look on someone's face

They need to make customized bumper cars where the front of the cars look like fupas for dxpers to take their frustration out on each other

Lol @ the front page dxp spam bot preacher named "cox". Couldn't have picked a less appropriate name for that job

I just want dxp to shut the hell up with its malfunctioning

Can't think straight.. need to go back to zzzzzzz

"All I want for Christmas.. is death" - Sierra

Now that's a tune right there