Idiot chooses Aries woman to follow home

Hey Aries chicks....
Thought I'd tell you about what happened today and see if you think it's as amusing as I do (in hind sight)!!

I was walking from the shop to my building today and as I got to it, I noticed a dude in a silver BMW Z3 pull over. I didn't think anything of it... people pull over at apartments all the time. I go to elevator, guy from Z3 gets in too. There was one other person in the elevator as well. I thought it was a bit weird that the guy from the Z3 didn't push any buttons, but just assumed he was getting off on the same floor as the other guy.
Elevator stops at my floor. I walk out and around three steps out I realise someone is behind me. I look back slightly and see outta the corner of my eye it's the guy from the Z3. I kinda stop, pretending to get something out of my bag so he can pass in front of me, and not see which I apartment I was going to, but he didn't. Mars adrenaline kicked in and took control. I turned around to confront him and he said "I think you're really beautiful, are you single?"

I was like W.T.F!!!! Mother f@#ker had seen me walking along the road, followed me to my apartment building, up the elevator and pretty much to my F@#KING APARTMENT to hit on me!

Any guesses on who came of second best in this or how the situation ended? hahaha....

I've been in similar situations but while grocery shopping. I remember a guy checking me out and following me through a couple of aisles until he approached and started a 'casual' conversation. I don't know why but everytime they do something like that it makes me furious. So I looked at him in a not very friendly manner. He chickened out and pulled the "wife" card: "Oh, where did you buy those earrings? My wife has a pair like that". LOL- Last thing I saw a dust trail.

Oh wow, that's some scary shit. I would've railed on him. I'd tell him to catch the elevator down before I moved one more step or I'm screaming at the top of my lungs for the PO lice!! Funny how guys don't know some of their actions are threatening to women.

Basically: I looked at him, eyes wide and instructed him fairly sternly to "GO NOW!!!" and pointed him in the right direction.

He clearly understood I meant business!

He walked off to the other side of the floor I live on -- not realising how it was built/planned and kinda looked both ways before picking a direction and disappearing around the corner. There were only three apartments on that side of the building so I knew he'd appear soon enough again and didn't want to risk him seeing which apartment I was going into. So I went back to the elevator and headed down to the lobby again.

When I got there, another woman who lives there was there and in a state of disbelief at the audacity this guy had, following me up to my apartment, told her what had happened. She called her husband and I headed to security and waited for the d@#khead to come down again and then I unleashed the Mars lung power and caused a pretty loud scene! He tried his hardest to lie his way out of every question on why he was in the building, but not knowing I had clocked him from the minute he pulled over in his car, I called him out on everything.

As a result of the information coming out of my mouth and the decibel level of my voice, the situation had drawn quite a crowd of residents who also got pissed off when they realised this loser didn't live there and had followed me up to my apartment from out on the street.

He was now up against half the residents in my building and the security guards -- and my lungs! hahaha!!!

He may have thought he was following an innocent lady carrying her groceries home, but he clearly did not expect a street smart stick of dynamite with a very short fuse!!

He left EXTREMELY busted and extremely embarrassed! Hopefully he'll think twice before deciding to stalk some other poor woman who might not have the same strength of character to come out of the situation laughing at some w#nker who thought he could f@#k with her!!!

Ehhh.... not sure... wasn't really paying attention to everyone else... I was too busy tearing him a new one!! Not sure I want to see myself in that state tho.... It can't be a terribly attractive shot of me, what with all the fire and fury flying out from my eyes and mouth!! Not exactly what you'd call a "chocolate cheek" shot! hahaha!!!

Posted by everevolvingepithet
I bet you felt refreshed afterwards though lol plus your neighbours know what to expect if they play their music too loud hah.

lol

Have to keep in mind though, that most Aries think everyone around them is into them and wants them .... so this guy might have really just been asking her for directions to an apartment in the building and her mind twisted it into believing something else.


Aries women do that often.


I remember my ex-Aries D-I-L worked as a casher, and she would run to the register (pushing people out of the way) if a good looking guy walked up to wait on him .... and then would tell her husband that this guy was hitting on her, he even purposely came to her register.


And has anyone ever noticed that in this subterfuge, the guy is always good looking or rich, or nice clothes ... the picture always has to be painted of having the guy a great catch, so that the Aries girl can feel special, because .....



A guy who is actually a great catch ... doesn't chase ... EVER .. because he doesn't have to.



This was a story ... I'm sure you feel special though every time you say it again.

P Angel, I'd like to see you have the spine to say that to my face! Easy to shout the odds when you have a computer screen and thousands of miles in between us.... You know plain well I'd f@#king dominate you if tried that bullshit in closer proximity. There's a reason your profile pic is a pissy little mouse from "planet Neptune" and mine is Wonder Woman from almighty Mars!

Profile pictures are subconscious representations of our characters. For such a judgemental person, you clearly don't think highly enough of yourself.

My answer to your "subterfuge" comment is that to the Aries woman: It's only harassment if they're ugly and we're NOT interested. hahaha...

And the reason your Aries ex-DIL is probably an ex and not a current, is because your son is probably shit in bed/FUGLY and she had to go looking for satisfaction elsewhere because your dumbass son wasn't picking up the hints she was putting down right in front of him!

Clearly, you're not the bluest smurf in the village either if you think "I think you're beautiful, are you single?" is actually someone asking me for directions to an apartment in a building! Or if in today's day and age you simply can't take your phone out your pocket and tell the person you're at the apartment building to come see, to come downstairs and meet you!

Your point of view actually makes you sound as f@#king psycho as the douchebag who followed me!!!

I'm with Blue Moon on this: You have Aries envy and you should.... because you're shit!

Posted by P-Angel
Have to keep in mind though, that most Aries think everyone around them is into them and wants them .... so this guy might have really just been asking her for directions to an apartment in the building and her mind twisted it into believing something else.


Aries women do that often.


I remember my ex-Aries D-I-L worked as a casher, and she would run to the register (pushing people out of the way) if a good looking guy walked up to wait on him .... and then would tell her husband that this guy was hitting on her, he even purposely came to her register.


And has anyone ever noticed that in this subterfuge, the guy is always good looking or rich, or nice clothes ... the picture always has to be painted of having the guy a great catch, so that the Aries girl can feel special, because .....



A guy who is actually a great catch ... doesn't chase ... EVER .. because he doesn't have to.



This was a story ... I'm sure you feel special though every time you say it again.

do you realize you sound batshit fucking crazy?

Posted by westside
do you realize you sound batshit fucking crazy?

Love your work Westside! hahaha

Posted by lotuslily
P Angel, I'd like to see you have the spine to say that to my face! Easy to shout the odds when you have a computer screen and thousands of miles in between us.... You know plain well I'd f@#king dominate you if tried that bullshit in closer proximity. There's a reason your profile pic is a pissy little mouse from "planet Neptune" and mine is Wonder Woman from almighty Mars!

Profile pictures are subconscious representations of our characters. For such a judgemental person, you clearly don't think highly enough of yourself.

My answer to your "subterfuge" comment is that to the Aries woman: It's only harassment if they're ugly and we're NOT interested. hahaha...

And the reason your Aries ex-DIL is probably an ex and not a current, is because your son is probably shit in bed/FUGLY and she had to go looking for satisfaction elsewhere because your dumbass son wasn't picking up the hints she was putting down right in front of him!

Clearly, you're not the bluest smurf in the village either if you think "I think you're beautiful, are you single?" is actually someone asking me for directions to an apartment in a building! Or if in today's day and age you simply can't take your phone out your pocket and tell the person you're at the apartment building to come see, to come downstairs and meet you!

Your point of view actually makes you sound as f@#king psycho as the douchebag who followed me!!!

I'm with Blue Moon on this: You have Aries envy and you should.... because you're shit!

lmfao i love you, the "pissy little mouse" killed me lol, pangel had pretty miserable life and cheating husbands in the past

and i completely agree with that kind of reaction, me too, i can be silly, not showing people that i actually am much smarter than them, and when they start fuking around i set them straight by embarrassing them, i made a scene in the apple store in NYC, twice i came there and twice they "forgot to transfer my profile to the appointment guy" waiting me wait for another 30 minutes for my appointment, while he was supposed to push me forward because of his own fault, well i waited for 15 minutes i came up to the guy again and he says "we are trying to push you forward" i told him basically that im tired of them purposely not transferring my appointments, that im sick of waiting another half hour for a brand new appointment without actual "push forward" i screamed, while he was lying his way out i simply turned around and went to another guy and asked to call his supervisor, the dude came out, i told him everything including the names of the assholes who were signing me in, they took my appointment right away and changed my phone with no questions asked they didnt even check what was wrong with it, if they got me frustrated any more id sue them for wasting my time, fuking apple

Posted by lotuslily

P Angel, I'd like to see you have the spine to say that to my face!

The spine to say what to your face?


Fact: Guys who are great catches don't chase, they certainly aren't going to jump out of their car and run into a building after a woman walking down the street. He's not going to chase any woman.

And you think I would fear to tell you that to your face?


You even saying that proved my point when I alluded to you having a skewed perception of reality, which slants towards you thinking you are more than you are.

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Posted by lotuslily

P Angel, I'd like to see you have the spine to say that to my face!

The spine to say what to your face?


Fact: Guys who are great catches don't chase, they certainly aren't going to jump out of their car and run into a building after a woman walking down the street. He's not going to chase any woman.

And you think I would fear to tell you that to your face?


You even saying that proved my point when I alluded to you having a skewed perception of reality, which slants towards you thinking you are more than you are.

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Who even said the guy was a great catch? I certainly did not! That's your twisted brain conjuring up psycho babble!

If you knew me at all, you wouldn't even open your mouth. You'd know I'm a great person who IS worth being pursued by GREAT guys because I AM A GREAT PERSON! Just your idea of great and my idea of great are on complete opposite ends of the spectrum, with my perception of the word sitting comfortably on the HEALTHY side of the scales along with the HEALTHY perception I have of myself!

And for the record: you clearly don't know the definition of 'fact' either. Wikipedia, Google, encyclopaedias, school textbooks and the news are filled with 'facts'. Your brain is not!

"Guys who are great catches don't chase, they certainly aren't going to jump out of their car and run into a building after a woman walking down the street. He's not going to chase any woman," is NOT a 'fact'. It's your crazy OPINION!

Go and stand in the corner and think about everything you have said to me. For starters, think about the FACT that I live in Dubai and that local idiots following women home is a common occurrence here.

Posted by lotuslily
Profile pictures are subconscious representations of our characters.

So very true.

Posted by impresswho
I wonder what my profile picture speaks about me. For me, I just like the color red, especially red hair. I have this infatuation with red lately. It can't be that orange red stuff it has to be a wine red or a super bright red.

The first thing I thought when I saw yours was that your were a sensual, strong lady who takes care of and has pride in her self. Your profile pic sets a positive perception of you... plus, we both know how awesome you really are, what being astro twins and all 😉 hee hee!

Posted by VirgoVixxxen

Posted by lotuslily
Profile pictures are subconscious representations of our characters.

So very true.

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Roses are symbols of passion and love and blue roses are rare.... so, I guess I would sum up that you consider yourself to be a unique individual with a kind of mystical insight (based on the intensity of the colour blue you chose)...

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Posted by impresswho
I wonder what my profile picture speaks about me. For me, I just like the color red, especially red hair. I have this infatuation with red lately. It can't be that orange red stuff it has to be a wine red or a super bright red.

The first thing I thought when I saw yours was that your were a sensual, strong lady who takes care of and has pride in her self. Your profile pic sets a positive perception of you... plus, we both know how awesome you really are, what being astro twins and all 😉 hee hee!

Thanks for the compliment, hon. Back at ya cuz you??re my twin, lol. 😛

Buuut, when I see yours, I think beautiful, strong, and compassionate with a little playful side. I remember watching that cartoon and when wonder woman walked in a building all heads turned, lol. I love that character.

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Why thank you 🙂 I was gonna choose Xena Princess Warrior, but she looked a bit too 'butch' if you know what I mean... Like, I like my strength, and am very grateful that I'm able to look after myself so well.... but it's all woman under that.... I got sauce! haha!

It's so strange tho -- I can kinda hear your voice in my head too when I read your posts! Not sure if it's your choice of words combined with your tone, but you sound a bit like Beyonce (when she speaks -- not when she sings... lol) but it's gentle, refined and quite soothing!!

Posted by lotuslily

Posted by impresswho
I wonder what my profile picture speaks about me. For me, I just like the color red, especially red hair. I have this infatuation with red lately. It can't be that orange red stuff it has to be a wine red or a super bright red.

The first thing I thought when I saw yours was that your were a sensual, strong lady who takes care of and has pride in her self. Your profile pic sets a positive perception of you... plus, we both know how awesome you really are, what being astro twins and all 😉 hee hee!

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I concur. Couldn't have said this better, lotuslily.

Impresswho, when I first saw your avatar, I thought seductive/sensual but in a sophisticated way (not sleazy). Your avi says "powerful, strong woman", but one who is very much in tune with her feminine side.

@lotuslily,

On the reverse, Impresswho was dead on about yours as well.

Aside from "Storm" of X-Men, Wonder Woman is my second all time favorite female character...well, they're probably running neck and neck.

Beauty and Braun is what I get not just from your Avi, but also from what comes from behind the screen. Like Impresswho, a strong woman who is confident and self-assured in her skin but can still be just as lighthearted and fun as the next person....A TRUE ARIES!

Posted by lotuslily

Posted by VirgoVixxxen

Posted by lotuslily
Profile pictures are subconscious representations of our characters.

So very true.

Roses are symbols of passion and love and blue roses are rare.... so, I guess I would sum up that you consider yourself to be a unique individual with a kind of mystical insight (based on the intensity of the colour blue you chose)...

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Yea, anything that's rare or different and stands out, but with style , or anything timeless, delicate and extremely pretty/beautiful with a story behind it.

Posted by impresswho
When I see VV??s Avi, I think of it as a place where she is right now in her life. It's healing and peaceful.

I also have my sassy Black girl av's too, 'cause I'm that as well!

Posted by impresswho
LOL, yep. People always say that I am so calm when I speak. It's actually because I am very shy in person, EXTREMELY SHY??_.lol. Around my family and friends or people that are really close to me I am a riot, but other than that??_shy it is.

You know you don't have to explain that to me! I am PAINFULLY quiet -- to the point where I won't even make eye contact and actually give the impression that I am quite shut off to other people. But I wouldn't call it shy -- It's just that I don't trust what people's intentions are in their dealings with me and until I establish (in my mind) that I am safe and comfortable before I let them see any part of me at all: I'm a vault. It's a defence mechanism. When ever I claim to be shy in front of my friends around other "new people" they always laugh their asses off and say "YOU ARE NOT SHY!!!" and I'm not -- but I need to establish the person's motives for their interaction with me in order to know how to proceed! I'm always like "Why is this person speaking to me? What do they want? Are they trying to trick me?". I can know where I stand immediately (like with ol' P Angel and the douchebag who followed me home) and can let rip straight off the start line.... or I can not know where I stand immediately and then hang back... suss it all out and then proceed when I feel comfortable enough that I need to defend myself or relax and be the clown/loud mouth when I know I'm safe.

It's a defence tactic..... Much like a real ram. It would react the same way when in first contact with anyone. It's quietly neutral but its horns are ready to rail until it feels it can trust you and need not feel vulnerable in anyway.

Nail it?

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Posted by bluemoon9043834
P-Angel has Aries woman envy. We're very perceptive and highly intuitive, but by the sound of your post, you wish to dumb us down. Go fuck yourself.

Good for you, LotusLily. In this day in age, that is highly inappropriate to be following someone to their apartment building. Wtf was he thinking?

*sound of applause*
I have yet to see P-Angel contribute anything constructive to any thread. The sole purpose of that poster seems to be delivering backhanded insults and attempting to tear others down beneath a very thin veneer of trying to help or critique.

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Welcome to the thread Cowpuncher.... it took you long enough to get here.... we had to take care of the cow that needed punching ourselves!! 😉 A li'l sooner next time pls 😄

Posted by VirgoVixxxen
@lotuslily,

On the reverse, Impresswho was dead on about yours as well.

Aside from "Storm" of X-Men, Wonder Woman is my second all time favorite female character...well, they're probably running neck and neck.

Beauty and Braun is what I get not just from your Avi, but also from what comes from behind the screen. Like Impresswho, a strong woman who is confident and self-assured in her skin but can still be just as lighthearted and fun as the next person....A TRUE ARIES!

Thanks evs so much Virgo Vixen 🙂 Impress who and I discovered yesterday we are astro twins actually! Same day of the same year and possibly even same time. I'm still waiting for her to confirm time of birth as around 8pm her time! We have the same sun, moon and rising signs!

Sorry, been occupied and not posting much for a week. I'll try to keep up, punch the old crabby cows, and rescue damsels in distress much more quickly for the next 24 hours... as long as you don't beat me up or something for trying to come to the rescue! lol You did great dealing with that guy... but I gotta ask... own a home defense weapon? You ought to think about it, not necessarily due to that guy so much as the fact that there are a million of him out there in this world. I'm a firm believer that gals ought to have some iron and know how to use it. My nieces will both be shipped off to college with a shiny .357 and the knowledge to use it well courtesy of Uncle CP.



I take it you're speaking about a gun of some sort?? Emm.... no... I don't own a home defense weapon... I'm from Johannesburg originally and there are a lot of times where people have been harmed/lost their lives with their own "defense systems" once the criminals get hold of them! I don't feel comfortable with the idea of holding one/owning one either. It sounds like you're a sales rep for uncle CP tho :p

I would have cocked the hammer on a snub nose revolver in my purse if I were you. In a threatening situation, a click is almost as loud as a BANG!

Oh, and I would have smiled while cocking it because I know that upon doing so, he'd be unloading in his pants, especially seeing a chick who can smile before she shoots. And it'll be a wolf smile instead of a sweet smile (BIG grin, squinty eyes, as if saying my hollow points are going to eat you alive).

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Posted by bluemoon9043834
P-Angel has a nice looking chart but has a hard aspect between her Moon and Mercury making her irrational.

It's very seldom that she posts anything noteworthy or helpful/beneficial to others. It seems like she is wanting to take out her complexes out on others for the most part and projects. Otherwise, she is an unhappy marriage and won't get the guts up to leave, probably because her Pisces sun thinks she should suffer for love?

Well there is a certain type of person out there who gets their enjoyment by picking out someone online who has an issue or an insecurity, and then jump on it to pick it apart like a buzzard on a dying rabbit, exploiting it for their own entertainment... rather than just letting it slide, or (better yet) trying to help. I dislike the type...always did hate a bully, and always enjoyed backing one down or popping him in the nose.

Some people really need to just STFU and deal with their own issues rather than getting preachy and holding themselves up above those around them. I got pretty much the same impression you just described... though I don't know enough about charts to figure it out from there. Her posts just scream it out.. no need for astrology.

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Hey, I haven't been on here long enough to see what happens when you hit the ignore user button.... maybe we should implement an ignore P-Angel initiative across all the boards and campaign for everyone to just 'ignore user' on her deranged ass! See how she likes it when nobody responds to her 'psycho' analysis of everything (when she clearly doesn't have the brain capacity to even fully comprehend the definition of the words she's spitting out at everyone else's expense), because none of us can see the bullshit flying out her mouth because we've all hit ignore.

She'll have no option but to throw herself a true Pisces style "pity party" which will be well complimented by eating some worms.

@cowpuncher: You should see her latest lyrical waxing in my post about me going through a phase where I'm lashing out due to stress.... It's like she's been stewing over my last reply to her in this thread FOR DAYS just waiting for the opportunity to take a vicious dig... I actually LMFAO when I read it!

guys enough, why are you still talking about that b??tch is she really worth a discussion? now lets concentrate on real issues, lillylotus tell me what you see in my avatar

Posted by KingOfAries
guys enough, why are you still talking about that b??tch is she really worth a discussion? now lets concentrate on real issues, lillylotus tell me what you see in my avatar

hahaha.... hrmm... let me look into my crystal ball of avatars... Firstly: I see someone with a good sense of humour, but the dark clothing colours lead me to think you're on the defense from something. Perhaps its just your Aries "tough nut to crack" shell hiding all the vulnerable goods beneath the surface. You definitely put out a touch of tough guy! It's not overbearing tho. It's the black and the hawk that give off the tough guy air... but the smirk on your face shows you've clearly found something amusing!
Emm... your posture/body language and your expression show you're natural and down to earth.
This is fun! How'd I do?

Oh wait.... I almost forgot: there's a hint of dyslexia.... care to confirm or not? lol....

Posted by impresswho

Posted by lotuslily
@cowpuncher: You should see her latest lyrical waxing in my post about me going through a phase where I'm lashing out due to stress.... It's like she's been stewing over my last reply to her in this thread FOR DAYS just waiting for the opportunity to take a vicious dig... I actually LMFAO when I read it!

I wouldn't sweat it.

I see the motivation behind what is going on.

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Word! So over it... I just want to feel joy now.
How are you twin? All good on your side of the planet?