Aries, that would be my brother. On. Taurus, sorry many of them don't believe in God let them sink and drown and just see how that goes.
Gemini, that would be me, Geminis are pretty damn intelligent thank you, they would not be distracted in mid crisis, they love action actually, and have quick thinking. So besides magically picking who is off and on, I would save the day... thank you.
Cancer. I really like them. Hm... Off. Leo. Wait how do I know which ones are which or which one is the Leo? The blond one? OFF!!! Virgo, that would be my sister... Off! Just kidding, no wait--put her back in the water she's stubborn--NO change my mind, wait actually now she wants to kill me put her in PUT HER IN!!!
Libra, eh I have too much family anyway they're all talk no action dump 'em in there! Scorpio, can't live too long without sex anyway. Off! Sagittarius, sorry but the world ain't bigga nuff for the bothofus... You're off pal. Capricorns = I adore, on!!! Aquarius, all talkie talkie no walkie walkie say bye bye Pisces, Hell a Pisces is the reason I'm here in this forsaken world in the first place... You're on.
Aries:- OFF. Taurus:- ON. Gemini:- OFF. Unpredictable (may betray you when you least expect it) Cancer:- OFF. Too whiny and self-oriented. Don't trust them. Leo:- ON. Virgo:- ON. Libra:- Off. Selfish and gets on my nerves. Scorpio:- ON. Saggitarius:- OFF. Hard to trust them. Capricorn:- OFF. Could be indifferent at times. Aquarius:- ON. Pisces:- OFF. Very fussy and dramatic when worst comes to worst.
Well, since one isn't likely to do much to keep a sinking ship from going under (and who says Pisces are the unrealistic sign of the zodiac? 🙂 I'd gladly bail ship (since pretty much everyone will have made the decision to throw me overboard anyways (cruel, cruel people - why is everyone so biased against water signs anyways?), hopping on the only available lifeboat too (and Pisces are resourceful as well 😉, as I watch from the distance as the ship goes down (as y'all panic to come up with some idealistic plan that has no chance in hell of working). Since I couldn't stand to watch all of you drown (and plus it might be kinda lonely on my island after awhile), after making them first pay a hefty fee(and only as indentured servants), I might allow a Gemini, a Leo, a Virgo, a Scorpio, and an Aquarius to come on board. Yeah, that sounds about right 😉 I'd probably miss the rest of you, but c'est la vie.
Nonsense! This is a form of prejudice! Most people would throw me off their boat only because I'm a Taurus! lol 😢 When in reality, I could probably save all 12 signs! All by my heroic self... hah!
Aries-off. Too impulsive & fast, might accidently throw me off! Taurus-off. Too slow and plodding on the up-take. Your stubbornness will stall the crew. Gemini-off. i need less talk, more action and braun right now. Cancer-off. Leo-off. Virgo-keep. You will keep a cool head. Besides, on dry dock you can critque us til sundown about what went seriously wrong! Libra-off. sorry, but quick decisions are a must on a sinking ship! Scorpio-keep. Your have lightening observations and just enough emotion to see us through! Saggitarius-keep. BRAUN CITY and you'll have a joke or two to tell when she sails again! Capricorn-keep, Your an uncomplaining workhorse, and won't let panic or emotion kill us. Aquarius-off. sorry, but your head is a bit too cool, and you just can't rescue your own friends. Pisces-keep. Your Neptune and one with the waters; and who knows, in the end we may need a good sermon or two or some spiritual guidance along the way.
So my picks are: Virgo, Scorpio, Saggy, Cap, and Pisces.
Aries: Off. Too aggressive Taurus: Keep. Need a quite worker Gemini: Off. Talks too much, also very uncooperative Cancer: Off. Leo: Off. No time to put up a show Virgo: Off. I am virgo, one is enough Libra: Off. LAZY! Scorpio: Keep. They know their stuff Sagittarius: Off. No time to goof off Capricorn: Keep. Great planners also hard workers,very cooperative Aquarius: Keep. Great thinkers and inventors Pisces: Off. This is a serious business, not a dreamy fairy tale
So, I will keep a Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius including myself (a Virgo)
Aries - Off* i love them to death, but the screaming would make me throw one off. Taurus- Keep, as long as they know that my paddle is my damn paddle lol Gemini-off* i love US! but thats like 4 ppl extra. Cancer-Off* the whinning would make me jump off head first. Leo- keep* deffinitly dependable and would make it an adventure! Virgo-off*no thank you, maybe some other time Libra-off* i don't want to be charmed, i want to live. Scorpio-keep* could stay focused and determined , if i die it will be at least on land! Sagg-off* - i really do not need to know why it ended up being my fault that we are on the boat lol Capricorn-Keep*dont really think they are the most upbeat, but they would be great for a situation like this. Aquarius-Keep*deffinitly without a doubt would come up with the grand master plan to live. Pisces-off* in reality, we work to survive.
Aries - Off* i love them to death, but the screaming would make me throw one off. Taurus- Keep, as long as they know that my paddle is my damn paddle lol Gemini-off* i love US! but thats like 4 ppl extra. Cancer-Off* the whinning would make me jump off head first. Leo- keep* deffinitly dependable and would make it an adventure! Virgo-off*no thank you, maybe some other time Libra-off* i don't want to be charmed, i want to live. Scorpio-keep* could stay focused and determined , if i die it will be at least on land! Sagg-off* - i really do not need to know why it ended up being my fault that we are on the boat lol Capricorn-Keep*dont really think they are the most upbeat, but they would be great for a situation like this. Aquarius-Keep*deffinitly without a doubt would come up with the grand master plan to live. Pisces-off* in reality, we work to survive.
Aries: Off - would eat all the food Taurus: On - practical and resoureful Gemini: Off - too much sitting around talking Cancer: Off - too high maintenance personality Leo: Off - no time to stroke the ego Virgo: Off - annoy everyone with criticism Libra: Off - too much talk and no action Scorpio: On - hard workers Saggitarius: On - easy going and good natured Capricorn: Off - sorry ran out of seats Aquarius: On - my partner, so of course, plus we work well together Pisces: On - myself only, I am not a selfless Pisces !
Aries: On - of course, we need your BORN leadership skills and super-fast decisiveness! Taurus: On - we need your stubborn persistence, tireless stamina and BRUTE FORCE! Gemini: Off - we need much less talk, MORE action and braun right now. Later! Cancer: Off - sorry, but nobody has time to listen to years-past sob stories when we are sinking fast!! Leo: Off - Saving each other involves (teamwork) at the moment. Sorry you can't stand out from the crowd this time! Virgo: On - You will keep a cool head. Besides, on dry dock you can critique us til sundown about what went seriously wrong! Libra: Off - sorry, but quick decisions are a MUST on a sinking ship! Besides the fine china sank 50 fathoms ago! Scorpio: On - you're sooo observant, how could we EVER miss land with you on board. You're our voted watchbird! Saggitarius: On - Man do we ever need your BRUTE strength and BLIND optimism at a time like this!! Capricorn: On - You're an uncomplaining workhorse, and won't let panic or emotion KILL us!! ..lol Aquarius: On - when nothing else is working, we need your progressive, weird idea's to help keep us afloat! (But you MUST promise not to just rescue your friends! lol) Pisces: On - when the sea finally drifts up to our eyeballs and reality is just too much, we need the fish to comfort us and save our sooo irresponsibe souls!
So my 'updated' picks are: Aries-leader, Taurus-strength/stamina, Virgo-intelligence, Scorpio-highly observant, Sag-strength/optimism, Cap-solid workhorse, Aqua-idealist, Pisces-spiritual comfort/escape ..
If let's say it's based on the signs alone, i'll have Saggittarius: For new ideas and a never say die attitude (need positivity boost!). Also, a crusoe who would look at the map and navigate us back to shore. Libra: A companion is nice - a creative quick thinker, who will try their best to harmonise the crew. Virgo: We need the logical mind who's going to tie up all the ends and bring us back safely (if they don't quarrel with Sagittarius, that is 😉) Taurus: They're strong and persistent - and usually get things done. Oh and they lift heavy things.
Which signs would you kick off the boat and which signs would you keep on the boat? ARIES: I'd admire that you were persistent in getting us help, but eventually your temper or possible fear of losing control would cause you to flip & potentiall risk all of our lives. You'd have a clear head abotu what needs to happen for survival but would be too busy trying to control everyone that naturally, you'd clash with others seeking the same control. OFF
TAURUS: OFF. They'd be too stubborn to listen to anyone's suggestions & opinions other than their own & if not pleased or in control, would potentiall give us all the "silent treatment" thus making you pointless in our survival.
GEMINI: ON. You'd be the funny & "don't get so down" one who helps to calm those of us who are freaking out; you'd have the smarts when it comes to coming up with suggestions on how to survive; you'd have the drive in you to survive & get us all out, versus you being too stubborn & just wanting to save yourself
CANCER: OFF. Their emotions would potentially bring the "spirit" of the boat down & cause those already freaking out to even further freak out; They'd make the whole thing about "them" versus having team spirt & actually being able to think with their logic & not their emotions; they'd be a distraction
LEO: ON. Their simple yet efficient logic would keep everyone in check & very optimistic about surviving; They'd be good at giving suggestions & helping others to survive naturally out of their own fear of dying themselves; they wouldn't think w/ their emotions at a time like this; it's be all business over pleasure & would strive in being the leader of the boat w/ the mindset to help everyone just as much as themselves
VIRGO: OFF. It'd be too hard for them to take suggestions & opinions from others other than themselves, thus making them pointless & irrelevant b/c of their stubborness & "know-it-all" attitude; They'd pretend to be experts in an area that they truly know nothing about, potentially causing things to get worse;
SCORPIO: OFF. They'd probably only be concerned with their own survival & thus would only think narrow minded about how THEY (not everyone else) would survive & find saftey; Their selfishness & need for too much control in situation where this attitude can cause more loss than gain would/could potentially cause things to get worse & for others on the boat to vote them off anyways
LIBRA: OFF. They'd be too concerned with all of the wrong things; they'd constantly be complaining about superficial things (how cold it is, how they look) & would cause a distraction b/c of their focus on all of the wrong things; They'd also have too hard of a time making decisions for everyone else when pressured & on the spot & could potentially cause disaster b/c of how fast time would NOT be in our favor
SAGG: ON. Their attitude to try anything & do whatever it takes to survive (or get what they want) would kick in & potentially save us all. They wouldn't be so stubborn in their own minds that they wouldn't allow themselves to listen to others; they'd see the importance of (and not have a problem with) the idea of team work; they'd keep their cool in a time when others would want to lose it; they'd come up with creative & "out of the box" ideas to help save us all;
CAPRICORN: ON. Their main goal would be to save us all; they'd always keep their focus on survival & not caring about superficial or irrelevant things; They'd listen to suggestions & give strong & efficient suggestions too; They wouldn't freak out, but then again wouldn't completely forget that their lives are in jeapordy.
AQUARIUS: ON. Their unique ideas & suggestions would greatly contribute to everyone surviving; Sure, they'd be stubborn in giving up power to someone else, but they'd quickly snap out of it when they realized that attitude could kill us all; They'd always be the "thinkers" on the boat & not the "feelers;" They wouldn't let their emotions or their fear of anything show, thus would purposely bring out their "survival" attitude to keep their weakness from showing; They'd easily be able to get back in check those who are being too emotional, versus logical & they'd easily be included in the group on the boat that has efficient ideas on how to survive
PISCES: ON: Even though they'd freak out, the side in them that allows them to care for others more than themselves would kick in & they would risk their own lives to save others; They'd come in handy when it's time to help everybody off the boat & into safety; they'd make sure to their best ability that everyone is okay, is sane & taken care of;
Aries: Off. Too aggressive Taurus: Off. Nothing against them but I want to keep others instead. Gemini: Off. Talks WAY too much, annoying, and wouldn't do shit. Cancer: Off. Would cry the whole time and bring everyone down. Leo: Off. Virgo: Off. Annoying and would try to fuck all the guys instead of getting shit done. Libra: Keep. They are driven enough when they need to be. Scorpio: Keep. Funny. Sagittarius: Keep. Myself and another can stay because we are positive and we'd have fun with it. haha Capricorn: Keep. Smart. Aquarius: Keep. Great thinkers and inventors, adventurous and we'd get along Pisces: Off. I don't like them at all. Don't want to save one, ever.
Aries: Lose em. ( too much friction from my experience ) Taurus:No, not in the mood. Gemini: Nope, not a fan Cancer: Nah, a little too whiny for me. Leo: Definatley not...Leo's upset me too much. Virgo: Sure, some organization could pose well here Libra: Sure, add some charm on the boat Scorpio: Hell yea! hopefully its a scorpio guy though....... Sag: Yeap theyre fun Cap: nah, self loathing...not too attractive Aquarius: Yeah they have theyre strong points Pisces: nah, not today.
soo......
Virgo, Libra, Scorpio(guy), Sag, Aquarius sounds like fun
Omgee, we're all gonna die!!!!111!! lolz Mine as well start eating people. 😄
Aries: [OFF] Not edible. Taurus🦇ON] I hear bull testicles are a delicacy in China. Gemini🦇OFF] Not edible. Cancer🦇ON] Mmm, tasty crabs. Virgo: [OFF] Not edible. Libra: [OFF] See above. Scorpio: [OFF] Poisonous food is no bueno. Sagittarius: [OFF] Not sure whether to eat just the animal part or the man part as well. Capricorn: [ON] Goat probably tastes like chicken. Aquarius: [ON] We'd need fresh water. Salt water isn't good to drink. Pisces: [ON] Mmm, tasty fish.
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Taurus, sorry many of them don't believe in God let them sink and drown and just see how that goes.
Gemini, that would be me, Geminis are pretty damn intelligent thank you, they would not be distracted in mid crisis, they love action actually, and have quick thinking. So besides magically picking who is off and on, I would save the day... thank you.
Cancer. I really like them. Hm... Off.
Leo. Wait how do I know which ones are which or which one is the Leo? The blond one? OFF!!!
Virgo, that would be my sister... Off! Just kidding, no wait--put her back in the water she's stubborn--NO change my mind, wait actually now she wants to kill me put her in PUT HER IN!!!
Libra, eh I have too much family anyway they're all talk no action dump 'em in there!
Scorpio, can't live too long without sex anyway. Off!
Sagittarius, sorry but the world ain't bigga nuff for the bothofus... You're off pal.
Capricorns = I adore, on!!!
Aquarius, all talkie talkie no walkie walkie say bye bye
Pisces, Hell a Pisces is the reason I'm here in this forsaken world in the first place... You're on.
Oops. Did I just dump about everyone off?