So sexy.....
This topic was created in the Cancer forum by Kupo on Wednesday, November 2, 2005 and has 20 replies.
Common you know you want it... Can I get some donations?
Are you Santa?
Buy me one SANTA!! Please..
if I buy you one, what do I get in return 
Okay OFA, I don't like you calling my mother a he!!!???!!! GrRrRrRr... And secondly, I'm at an age where my mom doesn't buy me stuff anymore, it's more like a role reversal when I'm starting to buy her more stuff to pay her back for raising me.
STD, hehehehe, if you buy me one, you can have my friendship, it's priceless, believe me on that!!
STD, hehehehe, if you buy me one, you can have my friendship, it's priceless, believe me on that!!
So was I 
LoL, I'm sorry OFA, I often forget to add happy faces to my messages when I'm joking. I forget that it not like in face to face conversations when it's easy to convey my sarcasm .
.Santa Clause? Where? When?
I have an unsettled business with that ba*trad. I was a kid. He never kept his promises. Now I need to have my revenge.
Old fart..
I have an unsettled business with that ba*trad. I was a kid. He never kept his promises. Now I need to have my revenge.
Old fart..
I like a jumping woman on me...
Ooops,
Wrong topic..
Ooops,
Wrong topic..
Yeah
Lets wait while his old fat ass will get down by the chimney. We will expect him at the end.
Santa gets down by chimney. When he moves his head towards the room, he sees 4 angry men with clubs at hand.
Man says:
"So, this is how this ba*trad gets in to our house!"
Scared poor Santa Clause tries to move back up on the roof but all is too late. Only thing that could be heard now is his screams coming out from the top of chimney.
"HELP! HELP! ARGHHH!! STOP IT! ARGHH! HELP!! OWW!"
Lets wait while his old fat ass will get down by the chimney. We will expect him at the end.
Santa gets down by chimney. When he moves his head towards the room, he sees 4 angry men with clubs at hand.
Man says:
"So, this is how this ba*trad gets in to our house!"
Scared poor Santa Clause tries to move back up on the roof but all is too late. Only thing that could be heard now is his screams coming out from the top of chimney.
"HELP! HELP! ARGHHH!! STOP IT! ARGHH! HELP!! OWW!"
You know all of this is really nice, but where's my Nano??!!
"So sexy" damn keeps grabbing my attention and nothing interesting
Ever get those moments when you want to burst into song?
Down in the workshop,all the elves were making toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in,nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots,he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntaled yuletide rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to All-now you're all gonna die!"
The noght santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well,the workshop is gone now,he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Commet
And he tied up the helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old german luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flame thrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,"It taste just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the north pole
Without steppin in reinderr guts
There's the national guard and the FBI
There's a van from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin,the body count risin
And everyone's dyin to know,oh Santa,why?
my my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes,Virginia,now Sants doin time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey.little friend,now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donners still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs.Clause,she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin bout the night Sant went crazy
The night St.Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin gypped
Wo,the night Santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he's getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo,something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya,something finally must have snapped...in his brain.
Down in the workshop,all the elves were making toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in,nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots,he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntaled yuletide rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to All-now you're all gonna die!"
The noght santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well,the workshop is gone now,he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Commet
And he tied up the helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old german luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flame thrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,"It taste just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the north pole
Without steppin in reinderr guts
There's the national guard and the FBI
There's a van from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin,the body count risin
And everyone's dyin to know,oh Santa,why?
my my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes,Virginia,now Sants doin time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey.little friend,now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donners still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs.Clause,she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin bout the night Sant went crazy
The night St.Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin gypped
Wo,the night Santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he's getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo,something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya,something finally must have snapped...in his brain.
You girls obviously have no appreciation for gadgets!! What about vibrators huh...??!!
We feel the same way for ipods as you feel for louis vetton purses.
We feel the same way for ipods as you feel for louis vetton purses.
especially th vibrating bunny with the beads.... lol!!
Hmm good point Kupo,those silver bullet tiny vibraters are the best foreplay you can get in all honesty.Uh,excuse me now,I,uh,have to go to the restroom,yeah,thats what it is.
Uh yeah washroom... I hear ya... take pictures plz..
Dammit! I did it again!
Me too! I also have a thing for shoes 
And clothing too. And sometimes I just can't keep myself away from stores, they draw me in and I'm thinking 'well i do need shoes for that jacket' or 'a nice shirt to go with those pants' and guess what? you never even use it with what you said you would! I want to buy something really sexy or elegant or ....
I don't get expensive purses either... ?? when I hear about these ridiculous prices I ask "what does it do?" An expensive pair of shoes (which are probably loveeeely) is way better than a purse.
And clothing too. And sometimes I just can't keep myself away from stores, they draw me in and I'm thinking 'well i do need shoes for that jacket' or 'a nice shirt to go with those pants' and guess what? you never even use it with what you said you would! I want to buy something really sexy or elegant or .... I don't get expensive purses either... ?? when I hear about these ridiculous prices I ask "what does it do?" An expensive pair of shoes (which are probably loveeeely) is way better than a purse.
I like Manolo Blahniks and Jimmy Choos
But they don't like me...
Damn rich people!
What age does Santa disappear cause I've got a bone to pick with his ass! I never did get that Pogo Ball in the third grade and I am STILL BITTER!
Tia...you are too much for me!
But they don't like me...
Damn rich people!What age does Santa disappear cause I've got a bone to pick with his ass! I never did get that Pogo Ball in the third grade and I am STILL BITTER!
Tia...you are too much for me!
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