So sexy.....
Ever get those moments when you want to burst into song?
Down in the workshop,all the elves were making toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in,nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots,he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntaled yuletide rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to All-now you're all gonna die!"
The noght santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well,the workshop is gone now,he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Commet
And he tied up the helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old german luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flame thrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,"It taste just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the north pole
Without steppin in reinderr guts
There's the national guard and the FBI
There's a van from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin,the body count risin
And everyone's dyin to know,oh Santa,why?
my my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes,Virginia,now Sants doin time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey.little friend,now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donners still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs.Clause,she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin bout the night Sant went crazy
The night St.Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin gypped
Wo,the night Santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he's getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo,something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya,something finally must have snapped...in his brain.
Down in the workshop,all the elves were making toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in,nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots,he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntaled yuletide rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to All-now you're all gonna die!"
The noght santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well,the workshop is gone now,he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Commet
And he tied up the helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old german luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flame thrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,"It taste just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the north pole
Without steppin in reinderr guts
There's the national guard and the FBI
There's a van from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin,the body count risin
And everyone's dyin to know,oh Santa,why?
my my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes,Virginia,now Sants doin time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey.little friend,now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donners still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs.Clause,she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin bout the night Sant went crazy
The night St.Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin gypped
Wo,the night Santa went crazy
The night St.Nick went insane
Realized he's getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo,something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya,something finally must have snapped...in his brain.
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dear bird,
you're insights are quite enlightening. i am enjoying your expression of things. i was wondering if you have any insights into cap women with scorp men? i'm not sure of all our chartings right now, but i know i am a cap/taurus moon/scorp venus. i know he is a scorp/scorp venus. not sure of his moon at the moment. i have been infected by both his affections and lack of. i try to use my intuition to guide me to either keep trying or walk away. it continually changes. anything you can enlighten me with would be appreciated. i am a cap. it is hard for me to express how deep these feelings are.
you're insights are quite enlightening. i am enjoying your expression of things. i was wondering if you have any insights into cap women with scorp men? i'm not sure of all our chartings right now, but i know i am a cap/taurus moon/scorp venus. i know he is a scorp/scorp venus. not sure of his moon at the moment. i have been infected by both his affections and lack of. i try to use my intuition to guide me to either keep trying or walk away. it continually changes. anything you can enlighten me with would be appreciated. i am a cap. it is hard for me to express how deep these feelings are.
I dont like to side skirt..btu yes I hate confrontations..btu if I have to..then ..I go with what CL says.
mmm *ponders*
Mike love you and not you...but he likes you but not YOU....mmm
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How bizzare!
*mwah*
Thank you "Bird of Flame". The information you provided was extremely helpful. I'm fascinated with this young man I've met, he asked me a lot of questions today, I felt as though he was feeling me out. We are such similar, yet different creatures...I try not to read too much into anything, but being a Virgo, that is extremely difficult. I will be looking out for those subtle cues. Thank you again, I'll keep you posted.
MIKE,
I dunno hey...I am a very affectionate person...I am also an outragous flirt...maybe it's my moon in Pices...wot u think?
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10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!
Ten Things You'll never hear a man say
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9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore
10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!
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10. Here honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
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