Most Embarrassing sexual experiences.

This topic was created in the Capricorn forum by Lucriu on Thursday, October 10, 2013 and has 47 replies.
Sun sign:
His/Her Sun sign:
Situation:

Sun sign: Cap
His/Her Sun sign: Aquarius
Situation: Got a little too playfull during a movie (in a small mall), walked out in the middle of the movie, took the elevator all the way up, then climbed to the roof. Removed all clothes and laid them down while she kept her dress on. Had someone from security shinne a camara on me ... naked...he was on the his cell phone and turned around... and I could swear he was laughing and telling his coworkers what the ??suspiscious?? activity was... I was 17 =P
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Oh i meant flashlight, not camara... Confused that would??ve really been embarrasing ....
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Me aquarius, him aquarius
We were having sex & he started hurting me. He was huge lol. He mistaken my cries of pain for pleasure & was like 'Yeah, baby'. It was embarrassing to tell him that I wasn't in ecstasy, but needed an asprin.
Scenario 2
My & my gemini friend were sharing a bedsit, meaning there was only ONE room. Her boyfriend came over drunk in the middle of the night. He was pisces. I made myself a place to sleep on the floor & tried to go back to sleep. Well they started having sex lol. At 1st I wasn't aware that they were busy until I heard funny noises. I've never been in the same room with a couple having sex before, so her 'fanny farts' were a new experience to me. In my mind I was like 'what was that?'. LOL!
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Posted by StillWater
So what did you do? lol



Duh... Got dressed, he escorted us out of the mall... No cops were called, I guess my tomatoe cheeks were punishment enough...
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Posted by WaterCup
Me aquarius, him aquarius
We were having sex & he started hurting me. He was huge lol. He mistaken my cries of pain for pleasure & was like 'Yeah, baby'. It was embarrassing to tell him that I wasn't in ecstasy, but needed an asprin.
Scenario 2
My & my gemini friend were sharing a bedsit, meaning there was only ONE room. Her boyfriend came over drunk in the middle of the night. He was pisces. I made myself a place to sleep on the floor & tried to go back to sleep. Well they started having sex lol. At 1st I wasn't aware that they were busy until I heard funny noises. I've never been in the same room with a couple having sex before, so her 'fanny farts' were a new experience to me. In my mind I was like 'what was that?'. LOL!



LMAO!!!! I like how you stayed in the same room in scenario 2 instead of going for a walk or something... PERVERT!
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It was way past midnight lol & I had work in the morning. Plus it was too late at night to ask other people for a place to sleep. Btw, fanny farts kind of reminds me of beat boxing. I wanted to break into a rhyme when I heard that lol.
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Posted by WaterCup
It was way past midnight lol & I had work in the morning. Plus it was too late at night to ask other people for a place to sleep. Btw, fanny farts kind of reminds me of beat boxing. I wanted to break into a rhyme when I heard that lol.



ROTFL!!! Oh man my coworkers are looking at me strangely while I laugh and pretend to work LMAO!!! That reminds me of the first time my first ex (aquarius) fanny farted , I looked her straight in the eyes and said ??Sorry, it must??ve been the beans I ate this morning.??She got so red!!!!
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Stillwater, I think I speak for everyone in the Capboard when I say that I??m waiting for your most embarrasing sexual experience Winking
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Posted by SugarAries
omg @ gum on the boobies. I hope this was in High School or something



Lol i Bet this happened yesturday 0.0
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Posted by StillWater
OH FINE! Life is too short anyways, right?
1)
Me: Cap (obv)
Him: Unknown (i wasn't into astrology at that time)
So we were fooling around in my car, and he started doing the licky licky on my boobs (oh god this is embarassing). We didn't go further than that but when he sat back and I looked down, I had GUM all over my boobs and it was super STICKY! I was MORTIFIED, and my mortified I don't mean embarrassed. I was angry!!!!! He was super embarrassed. Needless to say, that was the last time I saw him.
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Him: Cap (scorp moon)
We were doing it in my bedroom and I went down on him while he was lying down and I was on my knees by the bed. He farted. 0.o
I pretended I didn't notice and kept going. LMAO. It was super embarrassing though.
*starts feeling suspicious that Lucriu created this thread just to get this out of me..hhmm*


Lmao way to take one for the team on scenario 2 Stillwater! You??re a stand up lady!
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Posted by Lucriu
Posted by SugarAries
omg @ gum on the boobies. I hope this was in High School or something



Lol i Bet this happened yesturday 0.0


lol be nice to SW for sharing Tongue
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i know huh =D from now on instead of saying ??Good morning?? Ill say, ??feeling sticky???Laughing
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i had to fart
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too many to mention...
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lol still water that happened to me too! :/ The fart! lol
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Me: Cap
Her: Sag
Came over for dinner, but didn't make it that far. When the moment arrives it turns out I didn't bring condoms and she is not using anything. Noisy neighbours so party in the shower.
2nd time at her place, did bring condoms. Too anxious. Went down on her but no effort from her. Remember her hands being really rough because she wasn't used to the climate. You don't want bloody sandpaper around your dick. X(
3rd time... she gets off, turns over and goes to sleep. How do you tell someone you're still horny?
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him: scorpio
caught in the middle of anal in a San Francisco hotel room by the roommate.
him: cancer
caught in the middle of the night in a state park parking lot, in the driver's seat, by park police. car was steamed up. i'd never put my clothes on so quickly in my life. surprised i didnt accidentally zip my va-j up. bf at the time rolls the window down. officer shines light around and asked what we were up to so late. bf said we were just chatting. officer says, "a little steamy in there for just talking, dont you think?" lol, he graciously didnt wait for an answer and asked us to leave the park since it was closed. hugely embarassing at the time ...kind of a badge of honor now. Devil
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THEY WERE TWINS THEY USED TO PLAY THE OLD SWITCH ON ME BEGAN TO NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT AFTER THE FIRST FEW TIMES. THEY CAME CLEAN AFTER AWHILE I GUESS THEY GOT THERE ROCKS OFF COMPAIRING NOTES.
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^^^OMG TATE
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^^^^ lol that's fantastic
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dammit Sass! you were 4 seconds faster >.
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Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile
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Posted by CreepyPants
dammit Sass! you were 4 seconds faster >.

*blows gun barrel*
I know!
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Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile



lmao Im picturing this and I am prettty sure its possible, i just hope it was his first time too.
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Posted by Ssasy
Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile



lmao Im picturing this and I am prettty sure its possible, i just hope it was his first time too.
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I'm actually picturing it too...still need to know how the hell it felt good enough to finish lmfao!
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I'm a Scorpio. I had an Aquarius girlfriend when we were teenagers. We were having sex in the back of her car in a parking lot like we usually did and suddenly her younger brother (Sagittarius) comes out of no where and looks in the window with a big smile, which quickly fades into something indescribable. He quickly left and I couldn't tell if she noticed him, so I carried on and finished >_> But she had noticed him, and apparently he told their parents lmao.
Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile


howisthatevenpossible lol
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Posted by Scorpiusion
I'm a Scorpio. I had an Aquarius girlfriend when we were teenagers. We were having sex in the back of her car in a parking lot like we usually did and suddenly her younger brother (Sagittarius) comes out of no where and looks in the window with a big smile, which quickly fades into something indescribable. He quickly left and I couldn't tell if she noticed him, so I carried on and finished >_> But she had noticed him, and apparently he told their parents lmao.
Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile


howisthatevenpossible lol
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Lol @ finishing. Like a boss!
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Well I just recently lost my virginity, and it was mildly embarrassing because I felt it took about a good 45 minutes for it to actually happen... painful experience. We were talking about it the other day and he said the "process" actually took more like 2hrs.
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Almost every time i had sex with the Virgo, he was a virgin, he never said it, but he was...sigh...
i taught him how to kiss, now he probably taking those skills and using them on other girls, im so pissed off, ASSHOLE
i fuking hate him! so much.


Omg, I think I'll be in your shoes in a few more months. In my case, this guy was/is my first everything, but maybe since I'm older I now feel more "experienced" even though he's had limited experience before. Either way, I occasionally feel he's using me for practice so he can use his skills on others. Darn earth sign men!! Anyway, luckily for me, my heart has been broken by him before. I think I'll cope a bit better this time smdh.
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Posted by CluelessCancer
anyways lets see creepypants story about a cop sounds familiar, for me we were out by the park having sex in the car, it was raining pretty bad, and the guy i was with i'm no convinced was probably an earth sign, maybe a Virgo actually lol, i should ask him his birthday..man what a pig..
anyways he got scared and stopped, i wanted to keep going, but we left, cause the cop was on us...
another incident with him, it was my first time having a man go downstairs, well, we were up in his friends place, two other guys there, we were in the shower and boy did he go to work, i was screaming....
lol the next morning his friends were like are you okay? we thought you were getting murdered, blah blah lol..



This reminds me of another story, I was with my aqua ( I was 17 so we pretty much did nothing but movies, and sleeping together) It was like the 5th time and she had this thing were she would fucken yell at the top of her lungs... the first time I had to fight the urge to laugh because I was kinda playing around by making her yell her moans by thrusting fast and deep none stop , then slowling it down, then speeding it up again Lmao!! oh man anyways , I kinda felt frustrated that I could'nt be as a aggressive as I wanted to be because her screaming would just be so intense, so her legs were resting on my shoulders and I just started being as aggressive as I could, sure enough she starts yelling... So I cover her mouth and whisper in her ear. " if you yell one more time I'll stop. The teeth marks on her lower lip were... lol!!! I miss sex.... Sad fucken nationals...
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Didn't feel like doing my hair. Decided to wear a wig. Short story short...heat of the moment...taurus man was doing his thing and AM...wig comes flying off my head. I'm tryna grab it and place it back all while he's still going. I only had on a stocking cap holding my real hair. It was embarassing. I was laughing because he wasn't fazed by it. I just kept saying "don't look at me". I was laughing so hard that I made him laugh. He told me not to worry about. I asked him to pretend it didn't happen.
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Posted by CluelessCancer
anyways lets see creepypants story about a cop sounds familiar, for me we were out by the park having sex in the car, it was raining pretty bad, and the guy i was with i'm no convinced was probably an earth sign, maybe a Virgo actually lol, i should ask him his birthday..man what a pig..
anyways he got scared and stopped, i wanted to keep going, but we left, cause the cop was on us...
another incident with him, it was my first time having a man go downstairs, well, we were up in his friends place, two other guys there, we were in the shower and boy did he go to work, i was screaming....
lol the next morning his friends were like are you okay? we thought you were getting murdered, blah blah lol..



This reminds me of another story, I was with my aqua ( I was 17 so we pretty much did nothing but movies, and sleeping together) It was like the 5th time and she had this thing were she would fucken yell at the top of her lungs... the first time I had to fight the urge to laugh because I was kinda playing around by making her yell her moans by thrusting fast and deep none stop , then slowling it down, then speeding it up again Lmao!! oh man anyways , I kinda felt frustrated that I could'nt be as a aggressive as I wanted to be because her screaming would just be so intense, so her legs were resting on my shoulders and I just started being as aggressive as I could, sure enough she starts yelling... So I cover her mouth and whisper in her ear. " if you yell one more time I'll stop. The teeth marks on her lower lip were... lol!!! I miss sex.... Sad fucken nationals...
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Is it just me, or is screaming kind of "over the top"? I get my point across much more low key. Maybe it's a preference?
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LoL@Mimi!
@MilkySoft, yes it was the Taurus. He wants things to continue...typical male, but we initially agreed it would be a one time thing.
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Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile



lmao Im picturing this and I am prettty sure its possible, i just hope it was his first time too.


I'm actually picturing it too...still need to know how the hell it felt good enough to finish lmfao!
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All the while, he's thinking how dry she is. lmao!!!
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Almost every time i had sex with the Virgo, he was a virgin,


Every time he was a virgin? Over and over? lol!!!
Couldn't resist.
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Almost every time i had sex with the Virgo, he was a virgin,


Every time he was a virgin? Over and over? lol!!!
Couldn't resist.
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Ohhhh, now I get it!
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Posted by Leostrong
Posted by Ssasy
Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile



lmao Im picturing this and I am prettty sure its possible, i just hope it was his first time too.


I'm actually picturing it too...still need to know how the hell it felt good enough to finish lmfao!


All the while, he's thinking how dry she is. lmao!!!
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Hahaha! That's what I was thinking. Hopefully it wasn't a leather couch Winking
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Posted by Scorpiusion
I'm a Scorpio. I had an Aquarius girlfriend when we were teenagers. We were having sex in the back of her car in a parking lot like we usually did and suddenly her younger brother (Sagittarius) comes out of no where and looks in the window with a big smile, which quickly fades into something indescribable. He quickly left and I couldn't tell if she noticed him, so I carried on and finished >_> But she had noticed him, and apparently he told their parents lmao.
Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile


howisthatevenpossible lol


Lol @ finishing. Like a boss!
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Ok Wait, Was it plastic on the cushions? leather? I think this matters!
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Posted by CluelessCancer
Do girls being loud during sex turn off men?


Not sure, I would say that it tends to be distracting. Besides, like Lucriu said, it's much more fun to make them hold it in and trying to get a scream out of them. Tongue
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I spent a good part of my day reminiscing about my younger days and trying to recall something embarrassing. Then I remembered the same friend had told me the first time she gave a guy a bj she actually "blew" him. Hahaha. I might need to get reacquainted with her just to get more details on how this stuff can go soooo incredibly wrong. I wish I knew her sign....lol
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Posted by Ssasy
Posted by Lucriu
Posted by Scorpiusion
I'm a Scorpio. I had an Aquarius girlfriend when we were teenagers. We were having sex in the back of her car in a parking lot like we usually did and suddenly her younger brother (Sagittarius) comes out of no where and looks in the window with a big smile, which quickly fades into something indescribable. He quickly left and I couldn't tell if she noticed him, so I carried on and finished >_> But she had noticed him, and apparently he told their parents lmao.
Posted by Leostrong
Not my story, I'm still thinking of one. But a friend of mine back in high school said her first time was with him and the couch...apparently he wasn't "in" her, he had sex with the couch cushions. She played it off until he finished. Idk how that even happens...smile


howisthatevenpossible lol


Lol @ finishing. Like a boss!




Ok Wait, Was it plastic on the cushions? leather? I think this matters!
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I'm hoping it was microfiber...and maybe they had a dog that shed a lot... Big Grin (ok...I know, completely gross but still hilarious)
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SCREAMING PLEASE NOT IN THE EARS
AND TRIM THE FINGER NAILS FIRST
I HATE IT WHEN THEY DIG IN AND DRAW BLOOD
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Ok, I'll bite Tongue
Me: Virgo
Him: Capricorn
I was riding him hard and at some point he moved an inch. When I bounced down I felt this excruciating pain and ran to the bathroom dripping small amounts of blood on my way there. I was trying to asses the damage when I hear him banging on the door "hon are you ok? Did I tear your ass up? Should I call 911? Did you lose a lot of blood?" I was crying and laughing at the same time
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Posted by Damnata
Ok, I'll bite Tongue
Me: Virgo
Him: Capricorn
I was riding him hard and at some point he moved an inch. When I bounced down I felt this excruciating pain and ran to the bathroom dripping small amounts of blood on my way there. I was trying to asses the damage when I hear him banging on the door "hon are you ok? Did I tear your ass up? Should I call 911? Did you lose a lot of blood?" I was crying and laughing at the same time



LMFAO!!!!!!! that is the best story I??ve heard!!!!!! oh my god lmfaorotfl!!!
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Lol I love this thread!
Me: virgo
Him: Aquarius
We were in high school and I didn't track my "time of the month" back then like I do now. Anyways we were at a party at his friend's house and had sex in the upstairs guest room with the lights off. When we finished we got dressed and turned the lights on. There were red hand marks everywhereeeee. The walls, the bed sheets.. His face lmao
At that very moment his friend started knocking on the door. I was mortified.
Him:Gemini
My ex fianc?e and I tried anal for the first time. I never tried it before and he kept pressuring me for weeks! Finally I got drunk one night and let him try it. When he pushed it in, it hurt so bad that my instant knee jerk reaction was to kick backwards donkey style .. And I kicked him so hard in the nuts! Needless to say he never begged for anal again smile
Him: capricorn
Guy I recently dated loved when I dug my nails in his back during missionary. He kept telling me to do it harder so I was like ok ill give you hard.. The next day we went swimming outdoors and we were cuddling in the water. I noticed an overwhelming amount of people looking at us and giggling.. I realized after he had these huge red nail marks across his back exactly where my hands were around his neck at the pool.. I guess people picked up on what we were up to the night before lol
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Posted by Damnata
Ok, I'll bite Tongue
Me: Virgo
Him: Capricorn
I was riding him hard and at some point he moved an inch. When I bounced down I felt this excruciating pain and ran to the bathroom dripping small amounts of blood on my way there. I was trying to asses the damage when I hear him banging on the door "hon are you ok? Did I tear your ass up? Should I call 911? Did you lose a lot of blood?" I was crying and laughing at the same time



LMFAO!!!!!!! that is the best story I??ve heard!!!!!! oh my god lmfaorotfl!!!
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Yeah, I loved that man. We had a lot of fun experimenting and having fun. No dull moments.
You know they say when you die your life flashes before your eyes like a movie. If I'll get to see this scene again I will die laughing.
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Lol I love this thread!
Me: virgo
Him: Aquarius
We were in high school and I didn't track my "time of the month" back then like I do now. Anyways we were at a party at his friend's house and had sex in the upstairs guest room with the lights off. When we finished we got dressed and turned the lights on. There were red hand marks everywhereeeee. The walls, the bed sheets.. His face lmao
At that very moment his friend started knocking on the door. I was mortified.
Him:Gemini
My ex fianc?e and I tried anal for the first time. I never tried it before and he kept pressuring me for weeks! Finally I got drunk one night and let him try it. When he pushed it in, it hurt so bad that my instant knee jerk reaction was to kick backwards donkey style .. And I kicked him so hard in the nuts! Needless to say he never begged for anal again smile
Him: capricorn
Guy I recently dated loved when I dug my nails in his back during missionary. He kept telling me to do it harder so I was like ok ill give you hard.. The next day we went swimming outdoors and we were cuddling in the water. I noticed an overwhelming amount of people looking at us and giggling.. I realized after he had these huge red nail marks across his back exactly where my hands were around his neck at the pool.. I guess people picked up on what we were up to the night before lol


hahaha..
Us Virgos and our sheninagans..
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Oh I remembered 3 more. Again with my Capricorn boyfriend.
1. First time with him - We were both virgins so we knew everything in theory, not so much in practice. We decided to buy some vodka and get a bit of a buzz so I would feel less pain. I also read somewhere it helps if he bites your ear because it helps take your mind from the other pain. Anyways, we were both pretty numb at that point. He got on top of me and so we started...I wasn't feeling much, he said I wasn't relaxed enough. I finally have enough of the pushing and tell him to get down and try this later. The moment he gets down we both realise we was in me the whole time. We laugh at how numb we both were and proceed with it.
2. He came by my house the first summer we dated and stayed for a week. My parents were divorced so I was visiting my mom then. Her house is large so we were basically living on our own in an apartment. One day mid afternoon we decide to bring bondage into the scene. We found some strings so he tied me up really good, each of my arms and feet separately. He was supposed to lock the door but forgot about it. So we start going at it and then I hear the most ominous sound in the world - my mom opening the entrance door to bring us cookie. I yell at him, he runs to the kitchen and gets back with a knife in a record time. My mom enters and all she sees is her daughters boyfriend on top of her with a knife. It's a miracle she didn't hit him on his head with the cookie tray.
3. This time I was living on my own and I had this kind size bed which belonged to my parents. My dad was supposed to come the next day and meet him for the first time.
Disclaimer: I sometimes think one of my dads' missions in life is to embarass me. Between his Virgo sun and Gemini moon, the jokes never end.
Anyway we have sex and the damn bed broke down. In a panic he tries to fix it all night long while I stand beside him telling him it's ok, my dad won't kill him and it's too late for him to switch careers from programming to carpentry. Morning rolls in, my dad comes by. He looks at me, looks at him, looks at the bed, looks at him again and goes:
"So, my daughter must be really good I reckon"
I started laughing, my dad also and all the colors of the rainbow came across my Cap's face.
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