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Jul 19, 2010Comments: 0 · Posts: 2595 · Topics: 52
I mean, really? Really now?
Why must every email that comes to me off of that site that rhymes with snatch.com come from a water sign??? Oh, and you know how creative they are, so there's always tons to reply to/build off of.
For example: "Hey, how are you?"
That's it, just one little sentence and then the crabby patty and his fishy friends go and hide. No matter what your response you're doomed to a month of single sentence emails back and forth until they finally get up the nerve to.... write two.
I always know it's a Scorp though, like RIGHT AWAY, because their emails look like this: "Hey, nice tits, wanna fuck?"
Seriously, I think I might have to spend more time out trying to meet dudes outside of internet dating sites.... oh, the shock. Oh, the horror of it all.
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Jan 19, 2013Comments: 1552 · Posts: 9503 · Topics: 11
LOL at this thread. Maybe we should swap dating profiles next time?
I swear that every single Aqua within 100 miles contacted me on the "snatch.com" site. Some Libras too. I ended up with a Gem, though. They can do paragraphs!
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Mar 10, 2012Comments: 136 · Posts: 9227 · Topics: 154
I stopped internet dating.
Too many jerk offs. :/
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Jul 19, 2010Comments: 0 · Posts: 2595 · Topics: 52
Put my tits away???? Dear god, will men still even want to talk to me? Shit, would I have to rely on useless things like my intelligence and wit? What a terrible idea.
Meet people in real life? Come on now, I'm an Outside Salesperson.... translation, I kinda hate people in general.
LOL, at the jerk offs statements.... when I was more active here back in the day, I used to post my internet first date stories for DXPizzle enjoyment. Oh dear lord, there were some doozies.
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Jun 30, 2013Comments: 38 · Posts: 883 · Topics: 7
I think water signs love the chase more than Gemini's. I come to find the more you ignore them the more they come a runnin.