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Jul 19, 2010Comments: 0 · Posts: 2595 · Topics: 52
I mean, really? Really now?
Why must every email that comes to me off of that site that rhymes with snatch.com come from a water sign??? Oh, and you know how creative they are, so there's always tons to reply to/build off of.
For example: "Hey, how are you?"
That's it, just one little sentence and then the crabby patty and his fishy friends go and hide. No matter what your response you're doomed to a month of single sentence emails back and forth until they finally get up the nerve to.... write two.
I always know it's a Scorp though, like RIGHT AWAY, because their emails look like this: "Hey, nice tits, wanna fuck?"
Seriously, I think I might have to spend more time out trying to meet dudes outside of internet dating sites.... oh, the shock. Oh, the horror of it all.