Brit Moves To Australia

This topic was created in the Jokes forum by VirgoDragon64 on Friday, September 20, 2013 and has 2 replies.
buys a farm in the middle of nowhere
the nearest neighbour 50 miles away rings him up and invites him over for dinner
the aussie says
as much beer as you can drink
as much food as you can eat
and as much sex as you want!
the pommie can't believe his luck
I'm having some of that he says
any dress code?
the aussie replies
wear what you like
they're only be the 2 of us
So the neighour is a woman... right?