Brit Moves To Australia
buys a farm in the middle of nowhere
the nearest neighbour 50 miles away rings him up and invites him over for dinner
the aussie says
as much beer as you can drink
as much food as you can eat
and as much sex as you want!
the pommie can't believe his luck
I'm having some of that he says
any dress code?
the aussie replies
wear what you like
they're only be the 2 of us
the nearest neighbour 50 miles away rings him up and invites him over for dinner
the aussie says
as much beer as you can drink
as much food as you can eat
and as much sex as you want!
the pommie can't believe his luck
I'm having some of that he says
any dress code?
the aussie replies
wear what you like
they're only be the 2 of us
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Posted by sunnyvirgo83
You must meet requirements? What is he GOD? I'd tell him to go F himself. If a man tells me requirements I'd be like requirement this show him the finger and please I hope the door hits ur arse hard on the way out....requirements puhleese. He's dbag. I can't stand Virgo males...
I don't think there were rigid 'perfection' requirements as the OP is attempting to assert...
Posted by deni1403
We have met and he says he still wants to be with me, still loves me and wants to remain at my side, but it comes with conditions, namely, I must not make assumptions, I must not question him or his motives, I must not look for clarity, I must not seek the need to ask if he is still interestedclick to expand
I believe he is simply telling her to stop doubting his love for her. The OP is obviously a victim of her own insecurities.
I think anyone would feel annoyed if someone was pestering them about redundant questions that have been answered in a million and one ways. The OP, apparently, still isn't convinced!
Posted by geminitwinPosted by LibraLove30
They are very patient creatures. They'll disappear for a LONG time, but they'll eventually come back. It would be over if they fully move on and found someone better than you. If they haven't found someone better than you, they'll come back..... Then disappear again... LOL
Are they always looking for someone better? I thought they were still creatures?click to expand
so so so much questions
wouldn't you like to know... 
Wait. Maybe my above post is wrong...
Ok, so has he tried to sleep with you?
Posted by TRUVIRGO99
we are around each otherits magnetic we never slept together or anything honestly I think thats the element thats missing but I wont give in at all nope not doing it
Ok, so has he tried to sleep with you?
Posted by SweetAnnie28
Oh ok, so it's normal for them to not take initiative? I almost felt as if I was coming on too strong. The weird thing is that once I text him, he will keep going for hours. So strange! Usually, I don't have to do anything to have a guy text me first. This one is so different!
It's like you're the farmer opening the gate for him to walk through. He has the strength to kick it open and or the intelligence to open it himself but wants you to open it for him.
Posted by aquapiscescusp
::: when you have to question it :::
# And got no answer. Direct answer.
There are 4 day booty calls though.
Probably just lust especially if you haven't had sex in a year. If you want to sleep with him some more you sure didn't act that way.
Appeared you wanted a real relationship so he bolted on you.
Probably just lust especially if you haven't had sex in a year. If you want to sleep with him some more you sure didn't act that way.
Appeared you wanted a real relationship so he bolted on you.
Words are just tools, not feelings.
it was my dec(late dec uncle) my jan cap uncle is happily married btw...but well ladies, and gents.....
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Posted by aurora
On 28 of July I gave birth to a little Lioness. Everything went good, she is one healthy, cute baby, not demanding at all. Cries only when she is hungry. So here is her chart:
Sun Leo 5.47 Ascendant Capricorn 19.08
Moon Aries 23.53 II Pisces 6.45
Mercury Cancer 16.25 III Aries 18.15
Venus Virgo 7.26 IV Taurus 16.57
Mars Cancer 10.11 V Gemini 8.32
Jupiter Cancer 7.17 VI Gemini 27.53
Saturn Scorpio 5.09 VII Cancer 19.08
Uranus Aries 12.29 R VIII Virgo 6.45
Neptune Pisces 4.45 R IX Libra 18.15
Pluto Capricorn 9.47 R Midheaven Scorpio 16.57
Lilith Cancer 5.36 XI Sagittarius 8.32
Asc node Scorpio 12.51 XII Sagittarius 27.53
Just curious, is it going to be a problem because there is no air in her chart?
Problem? sHe is not a problem. Human are created equal. You got a cute lioness . congratsssss! sHe is cute and attentive, fun baby
and VERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY sweet