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Posted by GemitatiNahhh...coz I'm crazy ?Posted by TeenaIs is because I misspelled it? ?Posted by Gemitati??Posted by TeenaDidn't you want to get your PHD?Posted by GemitatiI did. Seems like google is yet to do a lot of learning ?Posted by TeenaGoogle it!Posted by Gemitati??
What does it mean 'random' Gemini woman?
All Geminis come with certificate of autosexifivation! Surprised?
What is autosexification??
Now you can have it in 'autosexifivation'!
Sounds fancy huh? ?
I'm laughing at myself for actually laughing at this!!click to expand
Posted by TeenaPosted by GemitatiNahhh...coz I'm crazy ?Posted by TeenaIs is because I misspelled it? ?Posted by Gemitati??Posted by TeenaDidn't you want to get your PHD?Posted by GemitatiI did. Seems like google is yet to do a lot of learning ?Posted by TeenaGoogle it!Posted by Gemitati??
What does it mean 'random' Gemini woman?
All Geminis come with certificate of autosexifivation! Surprised?
What is autosexification??
Now you can have it in 'autosexifivation'!
Sounds fancy huh? ?
I'm laughing at myself for actually laughing at this!!click to expand
No! Imagine you say I am a Doctor of
autosexification! And everyone shit ta hell up and you have your lunch first! No waiting in lines! And for free I suppose...???
Posted by DreamyboyIt's Certificate of Authentification but for women.Posted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
I'm saving up for your 10 kg diamond ring, our 2,500,000 rupee wedding, and a house for our future babies ?
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!click to expand
Posted by DreamyboySo I can say I am 10 times 5 plus 12 month?Posted by TeenaThat Reddit confused the shit out of me. All I got from it was fem-og-tyve plus jerde is my age ??Posted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.click to expand
What???
Posted by DreamyboyCertificate of Autosexability!Posted by GemitatiThen what's certificate of authentication for men??Posted by DreamyboyIt's Certificate of Authentification but for women.Posted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!click to expand
Have one? ?
Posted by DreamyboyPic is in order?Posted by GemitatiDoes it look like a pig in a blanket in my pants? Because my penis has extra skinPosted by DreamyboyCertificate of Autosexability!Posted by GemitatiThen what's certificate of authentication for men??Posted by DreamyboyIt's Certificate of Authentification but for women.Posted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!
Have one? ?click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyWut???Posted by TeenaThat Reddit confused the shit out of me. All I got from it was fem-og-tyve plus jerde is my age ??Posted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.click to expand
What's your age even? I thought you're 29.. you read it as nine and twenty which niogtyve
Posted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!click to expand
Are you making fun of Danish number system Jimmy?? ?
Posted by Gemitati??Posted by TeenaPosted by GemitatiNahhh...coz I'm crazy ?Posted by TeenaIs is because I misspelled it? ?Posted by Gemitati??Posted by TeenaDidn't you want to get your PHD?Posted by GemitatiI did. Seems like google is yet to do a lot of learning ?Posted by TeenaGoogle it!Posted by Gemitati??
What does it mean 'random' Gemini woman?
All Geminis come with certificate of autosexifivation! Surprised?
What is autosexification??
Now you can have it in 'autosexifivation'!
Sounds fancy huh? ?
I'm laughing at myself for actually laughing at this!!
No! Imagine you say I am a Doctor of
autosexification! And everyone shit ta hell up and you have your lunch first! No waiting in lines! And for free I suppose...???click to expand
Posted by tizianiLMAO!!!
"Goddamnit Teena"
"who's Teena?"
"I swear, when I get my hands on that Teena (shakes fist)"
Posted by DreamyboyNo you were not!! I told you fractions start from 50??? go away! I don't want your green card!!!Posted by TeenaNo I was genuinely trying to figure out the number system and I'm so lost!!!Posted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!
Are you making fun of Danish number system Jimmy?? ?click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyErr wut?Posted by Gemitati@Teena ? the masculine counterpartPosted by DreamyboyCertificate of Autosexability!Posted by GemitatiThen what's certificate of authentication for men??Posted by DreamyboyIt's Certificate of Authentification but for women.Posted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!
Have one? ?click to expand
Posted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBut it's a nice green card ? you sure u don't want it????Posted by DreamyboyNo you were not!! I told you fractions start from 50??? go away! I don't want your green card!!!Posted by TeenaNo I was genuinely trying to figure out the number system and I'm so lost!!!Posted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!
Are you making fun of Danish number system Jimmy?? ?click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyPics or gtfoPosted by GemitatiDoes it look like a pig in a blanket in my pants? Because my penis has extra skinPosted by DreamyboyCertificate of Autosexability!Posted by GemitatiThen what's certificate of authentication for men??Posted by DreamyboyIt's Certificate of Authentification but for women.Posted by TeenaHow would I go about telling my age??? Hmm... I'm 2 and a half times 12 minus 1 yrs old ???? help me here woman! And wtf is autosexification???? Autocorrect was not having that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaBeb I'm completely lost ? and 2 and a half times 20 is 50 I see that LOLPosted by Dreamyboy#Manup??Posted by Teena?????? OMG YOUR HASHTAGS KILLED ME ???? BUT plz tell me the Danish number system! #piscesfindstroublebutlovesbeingcontrolledPosted by DreamyboyLol! Danish number system is even more weird. You don't wanna know ?Posted by TeenaOmg you guy's commas are so weird I'm sorry I never would've figured ??? well I tried not gonna lie. #scorpiostrustpiscesPosted by Dreamyboy10kg ring?? N did you just use rupee? Lol! Then you placed the commas wrong. It's 25,00,000Posted by TeenaOk I'm done hoeing around I promisePosted by Dreamyboy#Scorpiotrustissues ?Posted by TeenaI told you the full story!! It's not what you think and I swear she's just a friend!! ? Why u no believes me LOL!Posted by DreamyboyAnd sleeping with some random gemini woman yeah???Posted by TeenaHow am I wild? ? I have heart eyes for one woman. But she's busy in India and playing with my emotions ! ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! I wish I could unlearn how wild you are ?Posted by TeenaBut I am innocent beb I swear ??? you should know me already ?Posted by DreamyboyLook who's acting all innocentPosted by TeenaI'm more of a titty man but I still looooove ass ? why? You got hella ass?? ?Posted by DreamyboyLol!! Sure!! Are you an ass man?Posted by TeenaGood boy??!!! How dare you! ? I'd spank you if you were here !!Posted by DreamyboyGood boy!!! You learn quickPosted by TeenaOf course not! Your coming for love and hugs right?! ?Posted by DreamyboyNot scamming for a green card tho?Posted by TeenaHurry I'm waiting for you in Cali !! ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI sure will.Just don't disappear on me before that!!! STAY IN TOUCH!!!Posted by TeenaYeah lemme know! I'm gonna be moving to North Carolina though next week but I'll be visiting Jersey every so often so whenever you visit we can try to work something out! I would definitely go to California, it's such a beautiful state you're not gonna go back home teena ?Posted by DlCKBUTTI may probably come for my friend's graduation again ..good possibility?I wanna go to LA next time tho. You interested????And haven't been anywhere else..just these places I mentioned. It wasn't a planned vacation. I was not sure if I could meet my friend again anytime soon..so I just had to go.Posted by TeenaIt's ok teen teen maybe next time. Did you go to Brooklyn cause you're super close to the city too! I'm just glad you're back herePosted by DlCKBUTTWth omg 20mins??!!! Daaaamn!!!Now I hate myself!! We could have actually met!!! I should have told you when I'm leaving that I'm actually traveling ?? Why god why?Posted by TeenaNope never met tiz. Teena you were legit 20 mins from me ?? did you have fun tho? Did you also go to Hoboken?Posted by DlCKBUTTOmg LOL!!! Why did I even assume you live in London?? Did you ever mention you met Tiz?? That's probably the reason I thought you live there! I think it was Harrison.. I'm not sure... I remember Harrison n East Newark!! Is that where..?? ?Posted by TeenaI've never been to London teenaaaaaa ???? I've always lived in the US Queens for 15 years and jersey for 15. I bet you were in my town too ? cause I live in the most densely populated brown areaPosted by DlCKBUTTNoooo!!! Wut????You are in Jersey??? You were in London ... weren't you?? When did you move to Jersey????Posted by TeenaYOU VISITED JERSEY AND DIDN'T GRAB A DOSA WITH ME!?Posted by nikkistarI've been to New York (actually Jersey but visited NewYork) last month..now I'm in India. I'll probably be here for a while.Posted by TeenaTraveling where????Posted by nikkistarTraveling to say the least!!Posted by TeenaYEAAAAAAAAA where have you been!?!?!?!?!?!Posted by nikkistarNikkiiiiii!!!Posted by TeenaOMG YOURE BACK
Me duh!!
How have you been????
Good. Glad you are back
How have you been???
N timeout?? Lol! I wish!! Been busier than ever ?
No.Not been to Hoboken..but I went to Delaware.
Glad to see you too Taureye ?❤️?
Lol!That's awesome! Been wanting to visit it since long! It's ok if I don't wanna come back. I know you'd keep me..or @dreamyboy would
Oh of course I trust you..but #piscesalwayssearchingfortrouble #alltoosuspicious ?
Lol! From 50, our numbers are fractions.Like for 50 you say 2 n half times 20. Good luck understanding this.
https://www.google.co.in/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Nordiccountries/comments/wx9ud/psa_the_danish_numbers/
Also we read numbers differently.
Like say 25 ..we say five and twenty not twenty five.
I told you so! It is a complicated number system
It's ok. We both hate math. I get it!
Have one? ?click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??
Posted by DreamyboyUmm..how is the opposite one different? N why would anyone get it circumcised (if that's what the word is)Posted by TeenaWell I was talking about my penis to Gemi and I mentioned it had foreskin so you said pics or GTFO and I'm asking you how you want your pics LOL!! An uncircumcised wenis looks like a man sleeping in a sleeping bag. Until he slides halfway out the sleeping bag ???? makes sense?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??click to expand
Don't post any pics tho?
Posted by DreamyboyLol! Ikr!! Thank God the user who created this is not active anymore ?Posted by TeenaAnd this hella is your thread LOL smoothes hijacking I've ever seenPosted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyWut???? WTF???!! Religious practice?? N why would anyone want to not masturbate? I like the cleanliness part tho.Posted by TeenaCircumcisions are religious practices to stop masturbation. It also reduces sensitivity for men. The benefits are a more sanitary penis LOL less area for growth of bacteria. If your not circumcised, then you would have to make sure you keep it clean. Here's a pic of my...Posted by DreamyboyUmm..how is the opposite one different? N why would anyone get it circumcised (if that's what the word is)Posted by TeenaWell I was talking about my penis to Gemi and I mentioned it had foreskin so you said pics or GTFO and I'm asking you how you want your pics LOL!! An uncircumcised wenis looks like a man sleeping in a sleeping bag. Until he slides halfway out the sleeping bag ???? makes sense?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??
Don't post any pics tho?
Feet while I chill in my cousins backyard and enjoy my beer this beautiful day ?click to expand
?? Tinyfeet
Posted by DreamyboyLol! I'm into thread derailing since forever ?Posted by TeenaI know LOL !!! Dude we always hijack the shit out of ppls thread and derail it so bad ???? like Bonny and Clyde, but for forums ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! Ikr!! Thank God the user who created this is not active anymore ?Posted by TeenaAnd this hella is your thread LOL smoothes hijacking I've ever seenPosted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??click to expand
Posted by Dreamyboy?? I doubt that!! Also feet size= weenie size. Are we having another round of d**k pics on dxp? ?Posted by TeenaWell masturbation is a sin in some religions so they do that so they wouldn't!! And of course you like the cleanliness LMAO!!Posted by DreamyboyWut???? WTF???!! Religious practice?? N why would anyone want to not masturbate? I like the cleanliness part tho.Posted by TeenaCircumcisions are religious practices to stop masturbation. It also reduces sensitivity for men. The benefits are a more sanitary penis LOL less area for growth of bacteria. If your not circumcised, then you would have to make sure you keep it clean. Here's a pic of my...Posted by DreamyboyUmm..how is the opposite one different? N why would anyone get it circumcised (if that's what the word is)Posted by TeenaWell I was talking about my penis to Gemi and I mentioned it had foreskin so you said pics or GTFO and I'm asking you how you want your pics LOL!! An uncircumcised wenis looks like a man sleeping in a sleeping bag. Until he slides halfway out the sleeping bag ???? makes sense?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??
Don't post any pics tho?
Feet while I chill in my cousins backyard and enjoy my beer this beautiful day ?
?? Tinyfeet
Fuck you my feet are size 11 in US it's the angle! ?click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaI know it's so fun ?? we should officially make this a thing ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I'm into thread derailing since forever ?Posted by TeenaI know LOL !!! Dude we always hijack the shit out of ppls thread and derail it so bad ???? like Bonny and Clyde, but for forums ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! Ikr!! Thank God the user who created this is not active anymore ?Posted by TeenaAnd this hella is your thread LOL smoothes hijacking I've ever seenPosted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??click to expand
Nope nope. Too much hate on here for that butter ?
Posted by DreamyboyOh no!! Small weenie??? That's ok. Every size needs love!!Posted by TeenaOh hell no are you calling me a liar ?!Posted by Dreamyboy?? I doubt that!! Also feet size= weenie size. Are we having another round of d**k pics on dxp? ?Posted by TeenaWell masturbation is a sin in some religions so they do that so they wouldn't!! And of course you like the cleanliness LMAO!!Posted by DreamyboyWut???? WTF???!! Religious practice?? N why would anyone want to not masturbate? I like the cleanliness part tho.Posted by TeenaCircumcisions are religious practices to stop masturbation. It also reduces sensitivity for men. The benefits are a more sanitary penis LOL less area for growth of bacteria. If your not circumcised, then you would have to make sure you keep it clean. Here's a pic of my...Posted by DreamyboyUmm..how is the opposite one different? N why would anyone get it circumcised (if that's what the word is)Posted by TeenaWell I was talking about my penis to Gemi and I mentioned it had foreskin so you said pics or GTFO and I'm asking you how you want your pics LOL!! An uncircumcised wenis looks like a man sleeping in a sleeping bag. Until he slides halfway out the sleeping bag ???? makes sense?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??
Don't post any pics tho?
Feet while I chill in my cousins backyard and enjoy my beer this beautiful day ?
?? Tinyfeet
Fuck you my feet are size 11 in US it's the angle! ?
? The last guy that put dick pics up became excommunicated. I like it here ?? plus I'm not penally blessed enough to put it up for the world to see ?click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyYeah...as some ××× scamming you for a green card ?Posted by TeenaBullshit I know you already ???Posted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaI know it's so fun ?? we should officially make this a thing ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I'm into thread derailing since forever ?Posted by TeenaI know LOL !!! Dude we always hijack the shit out of ppls thread and derail it so bad ???? like Bonny and Clyde, but for forums ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! Ikr!! Thank God the user who created this is not active anymore ?Posted by TeenaAnd this hella is your thread LOL smoothes hijacking I've ever seenPosted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??
Nope nope. Too much hate on here for that butter ?click to expand
Posted by DreamyboyYou know how much that irritates me, don't you??Posted by TeenaWell, marriage certs are only like 50 bucks at the courthouse ? and them wedding bands they offer are 90 for a pair. Sterling silver baby ?Posted by DreamyboyYeah...as some ××× spamming you for a green card ?Posted by TeenaBullshit I know you already ???Posted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaI know it's so fun ?? we should officially make this a thing ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I'm into thread derailing since forever ?Posted by TeenaI know LOL !!! Dude we always hijack the shit out of ppls thread and derail it so bad ???? like Bonny and Clyde, but for forums ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! Ikr!! Thank God the user who created this is not active anymore ?Posted by TeenaAnd this hella is your thread LOL smoothes hijacking I've ever seenPosted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??
Nope nope. Too much hate on here for that butter ?click to expand
I hope this user never comes back n I can keep this thread going on forever. Like when I need to talk to someone , I'll just tag them here n talk to them. Best part? This thread doesn't have my name in the title ?
Posted by Dreamyboy??Posted by TeenaI didn't mean to trigger you ??? but hey it should be about the amount of love not the cost right??!Posted by DreamyboyYou know how much that irritates me, don't you??Posted by TeenaWell, marriage certs are only like 50 bucks at the courthouse ? and them wedding bands they offer are 90 for a pair. Sterling silver baby ?Posted by DreamyboyYeah...as some ××× spamming you for a green card ?Posted by TeenaBullshit I know you already ???Posted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaI know it's so fun ?? we should officially make this a thing ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! I'm into thread derailing since forever ?Posted by TeenaI know LOL !!! Dude we always hijack the shit out of ppls thread and derail it so bad ???? like Bonny and Clyde, but for forums ?Posted by DreamyboyLol! Ikr!! Thank God the user who created this is not active anymore ?Posted by TeenaAnd this hella is your thread LOL smoothes hijacking I've ever seenPosted by DreamyboyLol! I love how ppl are assuming this is my thread. I just made it mine.You need to tag me for me to get any notification?
I somehow broke the quote but I said
Do you want the foreskin peeled back or left alone ???
Dude, I don't even know what you're talking about ..the foreskin part I mean??
Nope nope. Too much hate on here for that butter ?click to expand
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