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Posted by firebunny
I read the entire post and made me think, "what's the point of this thread?"



And now, I'm expecting more Jed stories in the days and weeks to come. But I think that this will be the last time I'll ever read a Jed thread.



I read the entire post to see if indeed you will admit that you're lying to us. But you didn't. It still doesn't make a case for you though; as they say, "allegations without evidence are nothing."



Not that the truth is anything important to me... What I was really bothered was that in every thread I read here, you always butt in with a "jed remark" no matter how irrelevant he is to the topic.



And that is why I wanted you to shut up because you annoy the heck out of me. It doesn't reflect well on you either because all your threads and posts are about the very same person. That's not a good sign. It only means that you're obsessed with him. I advise you to look into yourself and find your good attributes because it seems that, without Jed, you're lifeless.

I decided to unblock you for a few minutes because this was too funny. God bless my beautiful man's cooking, those crab quiches were divine but fuck I feel like a pregnant elephant carrying quadruplets right now. I guess I owe you an explanation on that block. See, I got tired of having my IQ drop by at least 50% every time I saw your latest thread title. So believe me when I tell you, honey, regardless how bad you think I am, you are 1000 times worse in every regard.

As for what the point of this thread is or whether my boy exists, we've done this song & dance before and you came out worse for wear that time as well. Let me remind you how it went since it all still applies:

I am not you. I am not an attention-starved nobody whose only literary contributions consist of nothing but figments of his imagination. I may have had a shit life so far, but I am no quitter and I will strive to do better every day. My boy is a big part of it because he's the one who gave me my second wind and I am forever grateful for that. And I will express that gratitude any and every way I can.

I am not a pathetic feeble hobbit like you whose life is so painfully bland that it forces you to resort to lame as-fuck fiction to fit into the internet Wiggles crew in order to escape it. I deal with reality and I face it head on no matter what goes down - the hard, the bad and especially the good - I don't need to escape it. Besides, my reality is pretty damn good right now and I worked hard-af for it, thus I have no need for fiction. But your feeble life seems to depend on it, and in that way you're a total frikkin embarrassment to the male population.

Btw, if you saw that ass of his, you'd be obsessed too. And at the very least I'm obsessed with a breathing living person, not with fiction like you. If internet died, YOU would die. But #DoubleJ got each other and our plethora of good qualities to keep us going during a technological apocalypse. So you should concern yourself more with receiving the psychological help you so sorrily need. Giving life advice when you got no game makes you look like a poser.

"without Jed, you're lifeless" - I thought that was YOU. And, you wish. My confidence levels are where they should be. I got options, I just choose to decline them. You only got your hand & the fantasy in your diseased brain. But I digress.

If I remember correctly, last time I ended it with one more fact:

This is a public forum, not a personal shitpost board for your attention-starved schizophrenic mind. So you can join your DXP Wiggles and Go. Fuck. Yourself.



and if you ain't down with Jelle & Jed #DoubleJ



This was highly amusing but back on the block you go. And if you excuse me

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