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Feb 16, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 15214 · Topics: 99
Your only 17..you'll have many girlfriends come and go by the time you reach 30...so if you want to try the scorp..try her..not that I am encouraging you to cheat but you've kinda already done that by considering the scorp..Do you want nice or naughty? you decide...
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Apr 04, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 2425 · Topics: 193
oh ok - saggies are blunt as hell - never stop seeking out the "Truth" and sometimes they can be really hurtful without knowing it - Luv um to bits
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Feb 21, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 106 · Topics: 10
OMG all these offers to get my baby drunk.... aah *possessive scorpio alert*
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Aug 16, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 1622 · Topics: 4
pfff, decrapio sucked, the movie sucked. already said what went wrong. the fake ass acting, the bs story about some lonely woman getting boned on a doomed ship, with the cliche breaking rules, and blah blah blah. it's like so what, some poor guy gets some rich girl nookie. yay. they 'love' each other. *shrugs*. i guess in the context it pleases many women, then alright, apparently it has. but the movie sucked. and celine dions little song made it even worse.
seriously, this movie might, MIGHT be tolerable if tom servo and crow were to sit down and pass their remarks about it. other than that, o hell no. i mean at least they cut out the really torturous parts and talk over the rest of the shit.
that guy a gangster... *falls over laughing*. ron howard would make a tougher gangster. he's definitely a better actor.
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Nov 05, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 124 · Topics: 27
oh i know you cant will someone to see you as more than a friend.
But basically we've been more than "just friends" for more then a year (and hes told me that he likes me wayyy more then a few times). So what im asking is that even if were both saying we want to be just friends, you cant just stop liking someone like that and switch it to a friend like i dont think.
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Aug 16, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 1622 · Topics: 4
Scientist: So i heard you got some good dick on the boat, and you are the last survivor.
How does it feel to be so damn old. Explain in detail, i can make money! O and wasn't there a big ass diamond on there too? You umm wouldnt happen to know where the hell it is would you? Also your daughter or whatever the hell is fine. Try me baby i'm famous! I found the titanic!
Old Dewitt: well, we did it there. O god did we ever do it on there, wonder how we didn't get caught.
Hmm, almost did it there, but he was having 'problems'. I mean even the american flag flies at half mast sometimes, i guess it works the same for everything.
TIME FOR A FLASH BACK! *plays buck rodgers intro music and hops into a Tardis*
DeWitt: o i'm so bored with my rich blah blah life, *omg my ass was so hot back then. Look at it!, i said look at it!, o god those were the days. The days when i could sit on a pistachio, de-shell it, peel it all under a minute.*
Me: *snore*
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Jack: why don't you try dancing with us poor folk, we don't have anything fancy, like medication like you rich folk, so careful if we sneeze, but we'll have a great time! Plus youll be making your daddy upset. *mmm... peak of ripeness, she might not be 18, but boy did i hear the ding on her timer, god DAMN*
Dewitt: what dance is that? *plays feeling on your booty by R-Kelly*
Jack: That's the twist, thats some other weird dance, and that bitch is poppin her pussy. You know how to pop right? I know you don't really have much of an ass, but its chunky enough to jiggle. Ja... that's it, pussy pop that shit on the hand stand. Show some to the boys on the band stand. That's its. (i gots'ta bang this bitch.). Hey you know, its even more fun in my room. How about i bust out some art work, and you can just relax. You know no pressure. *plays stray cat blues by the rolling stones*
Me: *Zzzzzzzzzzz*.
Jack: I want to draw you. Don't be so scared i'm not some mad brained bear.
Dewitt: OK!
Jack: NOW SHOW ME DEM TITTIES! Yous be one sexy bitch, and i'm going to draw that fine tight ass.
Dewitt: OKAY!
*o gee didn't see where this was going. >.>*
Jack: You know, when i see nakey people, it makes me want to fuck. You know i love you right, so its okay to get off the booty. Gonna get me some of dem big ass titties. *plays some R-Kelly Nothing wrong with a little bump n grind. *
Dewitt: Well Okies, i don't normally do this, but what the hey. You really love me right?
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Aug 16, 2007Comments: 0 · Posts: 1622 · Topics: 4
Jack: Yep. Now get up off that stuff. I can't be tappin that ass why you sit on it girl, now come get some of dis. Mmm, make that shit drop. Do that thing where you make one cheek jiggle. Fucking aye, that's how i like it. Make it clap. Give this a standing ovation.
Me: *ZZZzzzzzzzz No don't, youll get vaporized! Come back Spock! Grumble... ZZZzzzz...*
Dewitt: O YEAH GIVE IT TO ME HARDER BABY! Could you push it a little further! All i feel is my hand.
Jack: Its in as far as itll go! Try opening wider! Oo yeah... you like it don'cha bitch. I be laying some mighty cashew tonight baby. *Plays Clarence Carter's ? Strokin'*... AHhhhhh, was... was it as good for you, as it was for me?
Dewitt: umm, i didn't feel anything, but i'm all gooey. So i umm guess, you did a good job. Umm you love me right?
Jack: do i get to fuck you again if i say yes?
Dewitt: mmm hmm.
Me: O god, this is still on. What the fuck? Even constipated sailors don't handle shit this damn long.
Mind... rebelling... body failing... help..... gahh... agggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Jack: Then, I love you with all my heart, and soul. I love you more than the trees love the breeze, more than the owl. I love you more than umm, umm, like umm, like umm, o yeah, i just love you baby. *damn... look at those titties, if i have to die, it will be in those titties.*
Dewitt: O jacksy! Lets go again. I want you to make me pop my rocks this time.
Jack: WHOA! Down girl. Give it some time baby. It doesn't' reload that fast.
Dewitt: O', umm okay.
Me: *Looks at watch, then at ceiling.* , God, please, do something. Break the reel, kill the actors so they can't make another like this. Start a fire, anything. I'm desperate here. You forsake me too...
Then i am truly damned. Must... sleep... must... block out mind numbing bullshit.... the pain...
Dewitt's real old man: Yo, I smell nut on your breath, and it isn't mine. What the fuck?
Dewitt's mom: Poor man dick is fine and all, but don't fall in love. You're the daughter of the gardener... or maybe the butcher, i don't remember, but i didn't love them. Just get yours and go. You'sa stupid bitch. You going to give up that big ass diamond for him? I should whoop your ass for even thinking that.
Dewitt: You can't stop me, i'm in love! He loves me, he isn't just after... ooo shiny. Now my heart is torn. I still lub heem, but i'll pretend a little longer. O I'm so confused, so now its okay, and no one can be angry with me. YAY!