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lol - yeah, I'm catching on 
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Do YOU still love HIM?
People think I'm a male LOL
Now, I haven't read the initial post(or the subsequent ones for that matter), so forgive me if you tried this before:
As Charles Darwin once said - "The human race can learn much from skunks."
Every time he approaches you, let out a little gas, if he continues talking, determined to ignore the fart, you should start trying to let out more and more ambitious farts. Before long he should leave with his tail between his legs.
If you find yourself unable to break wind, just cover your mouth surreptiously and make fart noises as he speaks, preferably when he tries to say something important.
Examples:
Bad - "Hey Bobby, will-"*fart noise*
Good - "Hey Bobby, will you marr-"*fart noise*
If he questions you about the mysterious noises coming from your vicinity, pretend you don't know what he's talking about. Question his sanity if necessary.
As Charles Darwin once said - "The human race can learn much from skunks."
Every time he approaches you, let out a little gas, if he continues talking, determined to ignore the fart, you should start trying to let out more and more ambitious farts. Before long he should leave with his tail between his legs.
If you find yourself unable to break wind, just cover your mouth surreptiously and make fart noises as he speaks, preferably when he tries to say something important.
Examples:
Bad - "Hey Bobby, will-"*fart noise*
Good - "Hey Bobby, will you marr-"*fart noise*
If he questions you about the mysterious noises coming from your vicinity, pretend you don't know what he's talking about. Question his sanity if necessary.
"People think I'm a male LOL"
well I did till I saw female from Cali underneath.
Yum...I wanted to tell her to eat her boogers in front of him, but decided to be kosher.
well I did till I saw female from Cali underneath.
Yum...I wanted to tell her to eat her boogers in front of him, but decided to be kosher.
Bonita... don't get worried! Be thankful! I wouldn't say all Cappies are the same, that would be a terrible generalization. Don't worry. That might cause unnecessary drama. Be happy with your Cap. It's obviously meant to be that way. 2.5 years of no disappearing? Yeah. You're doing well lol.
^^LMAO
Guys I don't know about that, he knows some people I want to get to know and I don't know if they'll hear about these stories or not. LOL
Lol @ both Gems thinking their right. Sounds accurate to me! Lol. The only person that consistently proves me wrong is Capricorn. I win arguments with everyone except this one male Cap who never bends lol.
But anybody who loves to laugh gets along with me. I'm super goofy, and a lot of guys have told me its a turn on for a girl to be silly and not so serious, and some have told me it's intimidating because they don't know if I'm laughing at them or not. Hahahaa. Scorpio ladies crack me up when they're pissed at someone. When you guys bite, you really sink your teeth in it. And it always has me on the floor rolling.
But anybody who loves to laugh gets along with me. I'm super goofy, and a lot of guys have told me its a turn on for a girl to be silly and not so serious, and some have told me it's intimidating because they don't know if I'm laughing at them or not. Hahahaa. Scorpio ladies crack me up when they're pissed at someone. When you guys bite, you really sink your teeth in it. And it always has me on the floor rolling.
awwwww YUM is that ur doggy in ur avatar =')
^^ You know what for some reason when my Gem sister laughs at me when I'm yelling at her that when it becomes not funny...