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Posted by Caliope
In college, a wacko dumb ass who was married had his friend tell me he would get a divorce if I agreed to marry him because he was in love with me. I would also have to leave with him out of the country because he got a new job. I didn't even know who he was! LMAO He then slept with one of my girlfriends (she didn't know about his crazy plan but she knew he was married, I know ewwwww!).
The worst part was when wacko and his wife had a baby girl and he named her after me. WTFFFFFFFF
I'm still disgusted,
*runs screaming*
Posted by Ixion
To Bro.Oswald *hehm* Grriimmmsly of the Sioux City Chapter,
It has recently been brought to the attention of the Council of Cheek of the greater Northern Hemisphere and Low Orbit *hehm*, That you have engaged in what can only be described as a pogrom against fact and frankly the outstanding bedside manner that the Brotherhood of Chartered Cheeksters have been known for since the days of Her Majesty's potty training *hehm*.
It is with a heavy heart that we have been forced to issue your fourth citation and begin proceedings to de-cheek you within the next fortnight. You may issue a challenge at the nearest accessible lodge however given your current sanctioning by the Council you will require no less than two fully chartered cheeksters to vouge for your entry *hehm*.
On a related tangent, I knew this day would come Grimsly! And I can't wait to see your salacious web of lies come crashing down on that cheap toupee you scallywag!
We KNOW it was you spiked the last Council meeting's coffee pot with laxative, poor Bartholomew will never get those stains off of the wall to say nothing of the night terrors and indigestion. That was REAL Swarovski crystal you swine! This day has been coming for far too long and I can't wait to see you knocked down a peg you overzealous strumpet chaser.
Yours In Cheek,
Ixion
-Master of NY Lodge of Chartered Cheeksters
-Honored Brother of South End Cheeksters
-Wanna be lord of JAGs Rushlands and its surrounding environs.
-Not your daddy but your grandpa
Posted by Aquaman4848Posted by pisceswoman123Posted by ladylibra21Posted by AerialViewPosted by ladylibra21Aren't you the one who's born on Oct 23rd?Posted by AerialViewI think he is one I'd actually have the patcience to wait for which sounds crazy normally I'd be like fuck that. I've always felt like something was there with both of us but the timing was never right so I always played dumb and I dismissed the idea all together and just accepted him as my friend but I saw him a couple of weeks ago and it was just different. Like we hugged and it was just warm and protective and I felt so many things I didn't know where they came from. Because before it was strictly lust for his looks and the intellectual connection but he had matured somehow. But I could be reading him completely wrong he could have just been being nice that night I analyzed every little detail because unfortunately that's what I do. In reality though even though I'd like to explore more I really shouldn't because he is so driven and I don't want to distract him or ruin our friendship if it didn't work out. He is the only person that actively holds me accountable for my acting career. He inspires, challenges, and refocuses me. 🤷🏽♀️Posted by ladylibra21You'll need a lot of patience waiting for something to happen with them lolPosted by AerialViewlol explain
Lol nothings gonna happen with them.
Oct 21 he is Feb 12
Don’t give up then. Feb 12 are super nice 😄💕
Y feb 12 are super nice ?click to expand
Posted by TodaysRapI was trying to look it upPosted by Sag898Perhaps, yes. I'm not sure..
Mines in Aquarius. I guess this about life mission?click to expand
Posted by GobbyOoh, Ooh! I think I know!Posted by _kitten_Posted by Gobby
Most of the photos posted will either be filtered or heavily Photoshopped, so I won't be rating...
Everyone (especially your haters) wants to know your type of woman....
Having an Aqua Venus, it's more fluid than fixed.
I know, it sounds like a contradiction, based on modality alone, but...click to expand
Posted by _kitten_That last chick looks like she's wearing a jock cup - EWWWWPosted by TheSag
Hiiiii, my name is Kitty and I think we need to fight for world peace!![]()
Lets do it, Kitty!
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