Reasons to being single

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by PurtyWingzFly2

Posted by Andalusia

Being able to fart unabashedly in your sweatpants in the comfort of your own home.



What’s up with the ignorant comments
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That's legit one of my reasons for being single.

I'm not comfortable enough with anyone to leave my body alone with them while I sleep. What if I make some noise or start some shit.. will they tell me or just slow fade and then stop calling?

Idk. Bc im not putting myself in that position.
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Everyone wants to land on their feet somewhere nice, but if you dont even jump you cant even land anywhere.

And you didnt even need to eat carb and sugar loaded fortune cookies for this valuable insight. 😆