(a little astonished we are talking about this, but going with it...)
The funeral business, though unpalatable to many, is rather lucrative. Very much a family owned business (for anyone who has ever watched 6 feet under) but I do remember some firms trying to consolidate these mom and pop shops back in the 90s. Anyhow, perfect in this "depression/recession" thingy....inelastic demand and aging population...again unpalatable.
I think private island sitting is much better...I'd go with that any day ^^^^^^ YIPEEE!!!
Also SHOCKED...APPARENTLY I HAVE A LOT OF CAPRICORN IN MY CHART TOO...WTF??