DXP Astro Boards and Their Natural U.S. Cities
everyone and their mother wants to be here and seen on the scorp board and its a crowded, crazy ass diverse town with dopey characters from all over the world...
6. libra board:
the libra board...
this place is like washington dc since everyone over there is a friggin diplomat for crying out loud..
just like the state department is located in washington dc, the dxp dept. of state is located on the libra board..
and like dc is not a 24 hour town, and its not as slow as fort washaki, wyoming (sag board)..its right in between...not too fast, not too slow, just like the libras on the libra board...
very middle ground, because of course, all those diplomats don't want to offend anyone!
7. virgo board:
although its arguably a "big city" in terms of sheer post volume over there, its soooo blue collar and drab like another big, grey, drab, industrial, blue-collar town called pittsburgh...
this is where the high school dropouts congregate and get down and dirty with their hands all day like the steel workers in those pittsburgh mills because they can't find any mentally intensive labor to do...
like pittsburgh, the virgo board is grey, full up meatheads who like their traditional routines and are fanatical about stupid meaningless shit like football and sports...
they can regurgitate the statistics of their favorite sports heroes to the T, but they can't count to 100...
just like fanatical steelers fans in pittsburgh...
8. leo board:
this place is like greenwich, connecticut...
everyone there is totally pretentious and snobby and stuck up...
and the number of posts residing on that board is quite limited, just like the amount of residents residing in greenwich..
9. cancer board:
this place is like seattle..
its a moderately big city, and the cancer board has a moderately large number of posts..
its ALWAYS raining over there and the skies are mostly dark...
the sun doesn't shine and the people are depressed all the time and prone to committing suicide to to emotional instability...
just like the majority of people who post on the cancer board...
10. gemini board:
this place is definitely like vegas in the slow season, especially since the gemini board is "the second least viewed astro board on dxp"
i mean, all the prostitutes are there and its legalized too, just like the gemini's ho's who post over there legalize/legitimize their whorish ways in their spaced out air
6. libra board:
the libra board...
this place is like washington dc since everyone over there is a friggin diplomat for crying out loud..
just like the state department is located in washington dc, the dxp dept. of state is located on the libra board..
and like dc is not a 24 hour town, and its not as slow as fort washaki, wyoming (sag board)..its right in between...not too fast, not too slow, just like the libras on the libra board...
very middle ground, because of course, all those diplomats don't want to offend anyone!
7. virgo board:
although its arguably a "big city" in terms of sheer post volume over there, its soooo blue collar and drab like another big, grey, drab, industrial, blue-collar town called pittsburgh...
this is where the high school dropouts congregate and get down and dirty with their hands all day like the steel workers in those pittsburgh mills because they can't find any mentally intensive labor to do...
like pittsburgh, the virgo board is grey, full up meatheads who like their traditional routines and are fanatical about stupid meaningless shit like football and sports...
they can regurgitate the statistics of their favorite sports heroes to the T, but they can't count to 100...
just like fanatical steelers fans in pittsburgh...
8. leo board:
this place is like greenwich, connecticut...
everyone there is totally pretentious and snobby and stuck up...
and the number of posts residing on that board is quite limited, just like the amount of residents residing in greenwich..
9. cancer board:
this place is like seattle..
its a moderately big city, and the cancer board has a moderately large number of posts..
its ALWAYS raining over there and the skies are mostly dark...
the sun doesn't shine and the people are depressed all the time and prone to committing suicide to to emotional instability...
just like the majority of people who post on the cancer board...
10. gemini board:
this place is definitely like vegas in the slow season, especially since the gemini board is "the second least viewed astro board on dxp"
i mean, all the prostitutes are there and its legalized too, just like the gemini's ho's who post over there legalize/legitimize their whorish ways in their spaced out air
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Keeps our minds stimulated or you'll get pushed aside.
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"Agree x35234576795 on the variety of topics to talk about. I like to listen to people's opinion on different topic. With my cap, we talk about politics, our career plans, our views on religion, the people we admire and would most like to be, all in one conversation"
And not just that, but with me, I like to talk to others who actually know how to go in depth with the topics we are talking about, even almost to a debate kind of tone. I hate to feel like I am the only one really "tuned in" to the conversation. I can tell when someone is just bringing up topics b/c they can tell I like to talk & are only answering my question b/c they can't wait for me to stop talking versus someone who is just as conversational as me & actually gets just as in depth as me.
Now don't get me wrong, if someone talks way more than me & ends up getting off topic, that drives me up the wall.
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Now don't get me wrong, if someone talks way more than me & ends up getting off topic, that drives me up the wall.
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