Cancer vs Scorpio. Get.Set.Fight!

All of a sudden Libra curses as he realizes he has once again allowed himself to be distracted by his desire to help other people instead of fulfilling his goal of getting to the other side of the island where people need his help.

Libra effortlessly lifts his scales from the sand and hoists them onto his perfectly proportioned and toned shoulders.
"Look you were being a total jerk earlier and I don't really appreciate it, but if your nice you can still come with me to the ocean to admire all of the beauty and be all sappy and emotional." *Cancer*
Scorpio decides that since her true self has been revealed to this person it might be a good idea to keep her close until she can tell if she can trust cancer with her secrets or she needs to stab her in the back for being untrustworthy.
"Sure I have nothing better to do...don't really need any of that sappy, self righteous poor me stuff. Maybe I'll come across a Pisces swimming in circles to make fun of. " *Scorpio*
"Thats mean, you shouldn't talk about other signs like that! Oh, Oh or we could go over to the jungle and pretend we want to hear the Leo talk about how awesome he is and keep feeding his ego so he keeps making himself look like an idiot. Well, to us....that poor lion posses neither the intelligence nor the humility to realize how sad he really is. But you have got to admire his moxy!"
Scorpio bursts into laughter.

After a day of teaming up on unsuspecting victims the new found friends are about to part ways when they find themselves in the area of the island the Libran said he was needed in earlier in the day.
"Oh, lets stop by and see that tall sexy guy that was holding those big heavy things earlier." *suggests scorpio*
"His package?" *asks cancer*
"No ha ha his scales, isn't he supposed to be over here somewhere?" *scorpio*
"Yeah but it is almost twilight and now he will turn his full attention to his lover...it's a balance thing." Explains Cancer.
"He's attatched? Damn!" Scorpio reveals her disappointment.
"Most of them are, the rest are about to be. They Love balance. They feel life is enjoyed most when it is shared with another in their perfect brand of love. They fight for humanity by day and love for themselves by night..."
"Oh there he is!!!" whispers Scorpio excitedly.
"We shouldn't intrude on their privacy." warns cancer.
*******Continued***********