Cancer vs Scorpio. Get.Set.Fight!

Scorpio just ignores her new friend and they hide in the edge of the Forrest spying on Libra man sitting at the edge of a water fall pool seemingly deep in contemplation weighing the worlds problems back and forth in his mind.
All of a sudden the most beautiful woman the world has ever seen emerges from the tall grass on the opposite side of the pond as the forest the crab and scorpion are hiding in.
She smiles and greets the libra man with her eyes expressing as much as she ever could with words. She stops a few feet from the libra man and tosses her scales aside without looking away from the libra man.
"Theres two of them?" Asks scorpio with obvious envy.
"They are the symbol of balance between opposites...it is only natural for there to be two of them....unlike gemini who are twins just to confuse and piss everybody off. It looks like they are home after a day of being amazing."
The two libras start making love. Neither of the spies can help but notice how beautiful and passionate and balanced and satisfying and pleasurable and every good word ever their love making was. It went on for hour after seething, passionate hour until finally they simultaneously reached their final and most explosive climax.
A shock wave of justice, liberty, balance, harmony, peace, joy, love, strength and sperm blew through the island and into the sunset over the water.
Scorpio started to weep from the sheer f u c k i n g awesomeness.
Cancer put her hand on her shoulder and in a consoling voice said: "You know, one day some idiot asked who would win in a fight between cancer and scorpio. The truth is.....Libra. They don't even fight, they just win with their superultimateamazingness.
THE END

............OWNED!!!!!!!