Misconceptions of Your Sign
For my own sign, I'll say:
Virgos are not prudes--at least not in my case. I'm in NO way mechanical/stingy/narrow-minded about sex. I have NO problem riding my man and licking myself right off--I take showers, have great hygiene, and love the way I taste on him; I side-eye anyone who doesn't want to taste themselves; go bathe. Yes, I like standard Missionary, but Reverse Cowgirl really hits the spot too. VERY verbal about sex, and I encourage others around me to be as well. Could be my Taurus moon, could be my Scorp rising, I dunno, but if being a sexual Virgo means having to have the place hospital clean, not getting the sheets wet, not coating body parts in chocolate or whipped cream, or poking a dik through the hole of a boxer to have sex...I've got to be some other sign. Fuk that.
Virgos are not prudes--at least not in my case. I'm in NO way mechanical/stingy/narrow-minded about sex. I have NO problem riding my man and licking myself right off--I take showers, have great hygiene, and love the way I taste on him; I side-eye anyone who doesn't want to taste themselves; go bathe. Yes, I like standard Missionary, but Reverse Cowgirl really hits the spot too. VERY verbal about sex, and I encourage others around me to be as well. Could be my Taurus moon, could be my Scorp rising, I dunno, but if being a sexual Virgo means having to have the place hospital clean, not getting the sheets wet, not coating body parts in chocolate or whipped cream, or poking a dik through the hole of a boxer to have sex...I've got to be some other sign. Fuk that.
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I wonder what it's like to get banned sometimes.....
like does Duncan send you an email and tell you ?
"Dear sir or madam (or stupid, insensitive -insert sign- asshole)
I regret to inform you that you are officially BANNED from DXP. Congratulations. I hope you have terrible withdrawals. Don't even try to come crawling back, you will be denied, unless you grovel and admit Cancers rule the world. That's right, you are the weakest link. Goodbye."
I can just tell Duncan tries to play a hardass, when really he's a little soft-serve icecream cone.
Very vanilla too.
like does Duncan send you an email and tell you ?
"Dear sir or madam (or stupid, insensitive -insert sign- asshole)
I regret to inform you that you are officially BANNED from DXP. Congratulations. I hope you have terrible withdrawals. Don't even try to come crawling back, you will be denied, unless you grovel and admit Cancers rule the world. That's right, you are the weakest link. Goodbye."
I can just tell Duncan tries to play a hardass, when really he's a little soft-serve icecream cone.
Very vanilla too.
What do I do to get banned?
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Why does no one take Sagis seriously when we try to be bad?
Posted by virg_goki
sad not to find the love in this thread....
*blinks eyelids rapidly*
Prince is freakin' hot. I always thought he seemed more Piscean for some reason.
How could you be so heartlesssssssss
Posted by PandorasBox
what the heck? lol for a bunch of humble virgos, this thread blew up!
And Duh! It goes without sayin!
Damn, it's almost as if we can't ever have a moment brag. lol
...your balls.. As some of you may know, I'm a senior in nursing school, doing my rotation in the OR. Yesterday I got to see what happens when men scratch their balls and happen to get unlucky... seriously, you are taking your life in your hands every time you do.. this is what I got to see yesterday (obviously not my patient, per hippaa, but same problem)
http://www.nature.com/nrurol/journal/v3/n1/thumbs/ncpuro0353-f1.jpg
http://www.ispub.com/ispub/ijps/volume_3_number_1_47/a_case_of_fournier_s_gangrene_reconstructed_by_pedicle_thigh_flap/fournier-fig2.jpg
http://www.scielo.br/img/revistas/clin/v64n5/18f1.jpg
And all he did to get this? Scratch.
http://www.nature.com/nrurol/journal/v3/n1/thumbs/ncpuro0353-f1.jpg
http://www.ispub.com/ispub/ijps/volume_3_number_1_47/a_case_of_fournier_s_gangrene_reconstructed_by_pedicle_thigh_flap/fournier-fig2.jpg
http://www.scielo.br/img/revistas/clin/v64n5/18f1.jpg
And all he did to get this? Scratch.
WTF no. 