urban dictionary
HoeBag:1. A female who loves penis in general.
2. A female who will do anything sexually with any penis.
Condomplate:to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
Text Purgatory:The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.
Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"
nerdjacking:In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one??s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener??s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.
Clyde held Stella??s attention briefly, until he began nerdjacking the conversation by talking about World of Warcraft for 4 uncomfortable minutes.
cockblocalypse:When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.
"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"
computer-face:v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;
often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.
2. A female who will do anything sexually with any penis.
Condomplate:to contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
Text Purgatory:The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.
Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri "drinks later?"
nerdjacking:In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one??s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener??s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.
Clyde held Stella??s attention briefly, until he began nerdjacking the conversation by talking about World of Warcraft for 4 uncomfortable minutes.
cockblocalypse:When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.
"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"
computer-face:v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;
often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.
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Posted by LouLore
Be as descriptive as possible in your answers, itll be more fun in the end that way. Seriously. Descriptive! Paragraphs even!
1. Choose an animal, maybe even a favorite animal, or whatever comes to mind when you read that. Why did you choose that animal? What about it makes you choose it?
2. If you could paint your bedroom any color what color would that be? What makes you choose that color. What attracts you to what you've chosen?
3. Pick a body of water. Familiar or unfamiliar, as abstract as you want. And why? What about that water makes you choose it?
I'll reveal the meanings later.
Go!
1) EAGLE. cuz its the king of the fucking sky
2)YELLOW. favorite color. it frees your mind.
3)a creek in the woods...its homey and mysterious and natural
Haven't read any prior comments past page 4 but Roxy clearly he's not the one, everything you mentioned is something he has to change about himself and there isn't much you can do about his lack of ambition and drug addiction and as far as sex it's your body and you are entitled to give it to whomever you want to give it to and if he's not the person you want to give your body to then so be it.
From what you've mentioned he's been super nice to you and that's always a plus, so maybe it's time to consider cutting loose the guy and moving on, you really don't see a future with him from what I've read from your prior post so why drag it on, if your sticking around just b/c he treats you like a queen on a throne well I can see how seductive that can be but it's really up to you to see past that and make a firm decision about your future.
IMO not having sex with him gave you the clarity you needed to make some hard decisions or to at least think about your life with him, not having sex gave you an ample enough time to remain grounded, cognitive of the relationship and slightly emotionally detached so you could see and think clearly beyond all the love and sex stuff, so many women are having sex with men that they probably wouldn't even be with had they waited to get to know and understand him better, so many women find themselves with men that don't have there shit together, mama's boys, jerks or undercover jerks etc b/c they don't take the necessary steps and time to get to know how and who a man is and how that will relate over to her and her life, many end up not leaving despite all the personality defects because she's no longer able to cognitively judge things accurately b/c she's attached so they end complaining a lot. I feel you took your time and really are making some very wise choices and decisions about your life.
Whatever you choose to do will be fine, you're doing the right thing.
From what you've mentioned he's been super nice to you and that's always a plus, so maybe it's time to consider cutting loose the guy and moving on, you really don't see a future with him from what I've read from your prior post so why drag it on, if your sticking around just b/c he treats you like a queen on a throne well I can see how seductive that can be but it's really up to you to see past that and make a firm decision about your future.
IMO not having sex with him gave you the clarity you needed to make some hard decisions or to at least think about your life with him, not having sex gave you an ample enough time to remain grounded, cognitive of the relationship and slightly emotionally detached so you could see and think clearly beyond all the love and sex stuff, so many women are having sex with men that they probably wouldn't even be with had they waited to get to know and understand him better, so many women find themselves with men that don't have there shit together, mama's boys, jerks or undercover jerks etc b/c they don't take the necessary steps and time to get to know how and who a man is and how that will relate over to her and her life, many end up not leaving despite all the personality defects because she's no longer able to cognitively judge things accurately b/c she's attached so they end complaining a lot. I feel you took your time and really are making some very wise choices and decisions about your life.
Whatever you choose to do will be fine, you're doing the right thing.
Posted by westside
i fuckin love pale chicks. not only are you guys beautiful but you are hard to find too, nowadays all these girls are tan as balls..its like these girls dont even realize how bad that is for them in the first place, and by the time you're 20 you look 35. its nasty yall. PALE SKIN IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! even if you are tan, you gotta wear sunscreen at all times ladies, the sun aint no joke! one time i met the perfect girl..she was a scorpio and she had the most pale skin i have ever seen in my life, and she rejected me! aint that some shit...but anyway, i just had to get this off of my chest!
You crack me up.
Westside wants an albino chick. hahahha.
But you are right. Girls be looking orange now. Like they eating too many carrots.
I want to ask them sometimes...you went tanning or a carrot eating festival?
I was on I-95 the other day and I swear a traffic cone was driving a car. She was bright orange.
Do they do this on purpose or is there like a
Lite, Tan, Dark and Orangutan tanning levels in the booths?
while its not normal, at the same time it is a gift from god
If you were a boy, I would say, be carefulor it might fall off!
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Watch football with him on Saturdays, Sundays, Sunday Night, Monday night and some Thursday nights.
I would say so. One may incurr brain damage with that many! LOL
hmm...thats weird.. i usually masturbate for 1 -2 hours. And then I just know what to do to get efficient orgasms, so i have one each 10-20 seconds. i never counted them lol, but it is A LOT..
trust me... i like to do it while watching movies xD (omg...i feel terrible even writing this.. its sounds so insane) but thanks for thinking this is actually butter... i guess i have the scorpio sex drive in place..
trust me... i like to do it while watching movies xD (omg...i feel terrible even writing this.. its sounds so insane) but thanks for thinking this is actually butter... i guess i have the scorpio sex drive in place..Efficient orgasms? That's no fun