This was a conversation I had with a Capricorn before we went out. He's super funny and I bet that's what I fell for.
Scorpio: What's your ethnicity?
Capricorn: ...
Scorpio: It's obvious that you're Black, but what kind?
Capricorn: ...
Scorpio: For example, I'm Asian, but what kind of Asian? Hmong. My ethnicity is Hmong.
Capricorn: ...
Scorpio: So, what are you? Ethiopian? Kenyan? Nigerian?
Capricorn: Slave.
Scorpio: Excuse me while I die.
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So, my little brother is an Aquarius and he always makes me laugh without trying and he'll never understand why I always crack up around him.
Scorpio: ****, I made a mistake.
Aquarius: Why did you make a mistake?
Scorpio: I made a mistake because I'm human.
Aquarius: ...
Scorpio: ...
Aquarius: Want some milk?
Scorpio: Excuse me while I die.
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Scorpio: Hey, can you scratch my back? There's a spot I can't get.
Aquarius: Okay!
Scorpio: Okay, move down more. Now, towards the middle. Okay, now everywhere.
Aquarius: Wait, don't we have a backscratcher?
Scorpio: Well, go get it then!
Instead, he comes back with a cowboy hat on.
Scorpio: Um, why-
Aquarius: I COULDN'T FIND IT, OKAY!?
Scorpio: But, why are you wearing-
Aquarius: BECAUSE!
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There was this one day where I was really moody and- okay, scratch that, I'm always moody, but I was really moody and everything ticked me off, basically.
Sagittarius: Hey, what's that textbook for?
Scorpio: Well, it says Entrepreneurship on it, so maybe it's for Entrepreneurship. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT!?
Pisces: Extra sassy today, are we?
Scorpio: EXTRA!?
Pisces: Excuse him. Well, you know him - sassy.
Scorpio: Just kill yourself.
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 13612 · Topics: 756
Ohh I am 52 and still remember details to the bone from the long past.. (well when I am not in lazy mood).
I do still remember articles on newspapers 45 years ago, tv showes, stories, even quotes from old radio programs (again , when I am not in lazy moods).
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 13612 · Topics: 756
For your information (don??t know, don??t care is my lazy mood)
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 13612 · Topics: 756
Some people collecting wealth and other treasure, I guess its Virgo curse... Collecting useless crap all the time.
Worse??_ keeping them too??_.
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Jan 18, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 13612 · Topics: 756
Joke aside
As I mention it, I really do remember things from the long past no matter their effects. like they happening now.
I don't know if its just the ones I know or if its a common trait. Like for example, the other two water signs are emotional and secretive as well, but are much more open with their feelings and thoughts and etc. I thought Scorpios were much more passionate and would be more open about their wants and express them. From what I've seen, they have a hard time expressing themselves. They are secretive and calculating and are very judgy as well I've noticed. Also sometimes they can be cynical and look at the negative side of everything. Is this more or less accurate?
If its true, then how does one get past this aspect? Because I often feel they are always juding and analyzing stuff but they don't tell you what they're thinking or what they are trying to figure out through their tests. It would be a lot easier if I didn't constantly feel like I'm giving an exam when I'm with them.
I don't know. Some Scorps are pretty chill though..but most are like the kind I described above. What are your thoughts and tips?
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Sep 30, 2011Comments: 712 · Posts: 13125 · Topics: 157
lol @ Q. When you talk about virgos who collect trash, you remind me of my brother inlaw...he moved in with us and came in with a load of junk ie margarine containers, yoghurt containers etc, he doesnt throw anything away. Fun the truck that helped him with his stuff made about 3 loads and every single thing deserve to be thrown away. Who keeps plastic forks & knives, and foam cups? LOL. I threw all that shit away. A hoarder in my house...NO!