what are the funniest signs?
Oh and two of the funniest people I've ever met were Pisces with strong Aries influence
I laugh when they breathe. They are both ridiculous
I laugh when they breathe. They are both ridiculous
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Posted by rockyroadicecream
She got diagnosed with kidney failure
Renal failure isn't curable ... you either have dialysis, a transplate ... or you die.
Renal disease in felines shows no symptoms, usually, until the kidneys are operating at around 30% ... that is to say, that they cannot "tell" you, so you have to go by "signs" ... which aren't noticeable until most of the cats nephrons are destroyed.
In advanced stages of kidney disease, the kidneys are no longer able to hold water ... the cat will, therefore, pee all the time, in large quantities ... eventually, the disease will progress to the point that her body will start retaining the waste products, rather than dispelling them ..... at this point, the cat will stop urinating at all.
Once the cat stops peeing and goes into Kidney failure ... she will die within hours, having been suffering having to go the bathroom, but, can't.
You said she had kidney failure ... and this is inaccurate. If she had kidney failure two days ago, she would have died two days ago.
Secondly, a vet who has diagnosed a cat with Renal Failure should have his liscense taken away from him, if he allowed a cat in this condition to return home to die in agony.
yes, stop allowing yourself to go to the bathroom ... and you will experience for yourself the level of agony that sets in.
Posted by ellessque
there was 10 years of time in between both of those experiences....that is why I brought it up. Of course things became clearer but my answers never were drilled down to race being the reason. Race is such a cop out for surface shit, ask any scorpio or water sign...and they will forever be diving below the surface of shit to find the real problem.
oh and wtf!?!?
you didn't dive bitch! you didn't even fucking snorkel. some bitches egg your car and you're so fucking "deep" that your reaction was to think, "hmm, must be Easter."
your son asked you not to go to the barbershop. you didn't dive. you were surface as shit which is exactly why you would so easily and readily ASSume that the son who seems to "get" your position would be ashamed of his own mother.
we could play this game all day, but anyone who is even bothering to read this finds you infuriating as hell. i can't stand dishonest people...especially those who are dishonest with themselves.
in a way, you are the embodiment of the stereotype that's been espoused here about black men dating white women. i'm not discussing your weight. i'm discussing your depth...and clear lack thereof. one of the reasons why SOME black men/women struggle with seeing an interracial couple, especially a white woman with a black man is because the feeling is that he's fucked in the head (self-hate) and the bitch he's with is clueless. i need to stop talking to you because the more you type, the more you reinforce that belief and in reality, i thought by going beyond your surface, there'd be more to see.
i see your depth, but you as an individual are surface. maybe it's your 12th house affliction but you're not as deep as you think you are.
How fucking cruel of you
Posted by libraCUSPscorpioPosted by aquasnozPosted by libraCUSPscorpio
I got jewed out of a date.
I gotcha, grab your bags. You know where we're going.
Where?! Bali with pounds upon pounds of weed?click to expand
shucks! you weren't suppose to find out til we get there!
Girls with great sparring skills have a strange way of taking off my clothes with their words.
Posted by ninjafish
That was very attractive but not long enough and you didn't yell so I'm still not going to bed.
You're driving me nuts!!!!
I'm not gonna yell at my computer like a crazy person
But had I been sleeping next to you - or attempting to - I would have gone totally mental on you by now! I always need you to fall asleep first, otherwise I'm only thinking, "Why the hell is she not asleep yet? " I'm a neurotic sleeper
How long have you been up anyway? :-/
Has anyone in here who is saying that the cat isn't suffering and for people to shut up who is telling her to put the cat down .... ever been constipated?
If you have, then you realize what it feels like for your body not to dispel it's toxins ... it's fucking painful as fuck.
Just because the cat is not able to talk to tell you it hurts, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
The humane thing to do is to put the cat down ... before it slips into a coma.
Quality of life has stopped. From this point forward, it lives in despair.
How fucking cruel of you .. you obviously can't get past your own feelings long enough to do the right thing ... why is that not surprising?
If you have, then you realize what it feels like for your body not to dispel it's toxins ... it's fucking painful as fuck.
Just because the cat is not able to talk to tell you it hurts, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
The humane thing to do is to put the cat down ... before it slips into a coma.
Quality of life has stopped. From this point forward, it lives in despair.
How fucking cruel of you .. you obviously can't get past your own feelings long enough to do the right thing ... why is that not surprising?
I have a boy cat, I'm looking to get him a girlfriend.
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AL K HALL IS MY BEST FRIEND
CAPGRIL69 IS MY FAV ON HERE
I LIVE IN WALES BUT MY HEART IS IN FLOR RID E UH
I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN SPELLING
SOMETIMES I GO ROAMING ABOUT
THINGS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW
I'M A WHORE
I HAVE HIGH STANDERDS THEY JUST AREN'T THE SAME AS ANYONE ELSES
I WILL KILL SHAKABOOM AND Q SOMEDAY
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I NEVER LIE.
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