how to spot a bastard by his star sign
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HOW TO SPOT ONE
When a Scorpio bastard looks at you, you will feel a strong urge to shed your
underwear. He will have this baffling effect upon you, even if you??re in a very
public place and you find him most unattractive.
WHERE TO FIND ONE
Follow the trail of emotional wrecks to his door. Or, better still, let him find
you. Because then, at least, you won??t be the one who started the relationship
which ruined your life.
HOW TO INTRIGUE ONE
Be sunny and happy and full of life. He won??t be able to resist the challenge of
luring you into the pits of hell. Once there, just be whatever he wants you to
be. Holding onto your personality will only cause you a lot of unnecessary pain.
THE FIRST DATE
Scorpio will charm you into submission. Or else he??ll worm his way into your
life and affections without you noticing ??? like cancer or some other terminal
disease. And after just one date, he??ll know everything there is to know about
you, and you??ll know absolutely nothing about him. This sets the tone for the
entire relationship.
WHEN TO DO THE DEED
Because Scorpio has so many hidden agendas, you??ll never be able to pick the
right time. So go to bed when he wants to, generally just after you??ve been
introduced. (Tip: When you do it, make like a porn star, but somehow give the
impression you??ve never done it before.)
WHEN TO POP THE QUESTION
When you feel the inclination to do this, have yourself committed.
IF HE DROPS YOU
Trying to exact revenge will only serve to amuse Scorpio, as your attempts will
seem so amateur. Besides, he??ll be flattered he still has total control over
your emotions and your life. On the other hand, running after him, doing your
best impersonation of a doormat will only invite him to clean his boots on you.
Don??t waste your energy. You??ll need it over the next few years, just to get
through therapy.
IF YOU DROP HIM
He??ll get over it. If, however, he thinks you??ve slighted him, its best to watch
out for yourself and take extra precautions for the next ten or 20 years ??? at
least.
HOW TO SPOT ONE
When a Scorpio bastard looks at you, you will feel a strong urge to shed your
underwear. He will have this baffling effect upon you, even if you??re in a very
public place and you find him most unattractive.
WHERE TO FIND ONE
Follow the trail of emotional wrecks to his door. Or, better still, let him find
you. Because then, at least, you won??t be the one who started the relationship
which ruined your life.
HOW TO INTRIGUE ONE
Be sunny and happy and full of life. He won??t be able to resist the challenge of
luring you into the pits of hell. Once there, just be whatever he wants you to
be. Holding onto your personality will only cause you a lot of unnecessary pain.
THE FIRST DATE
Scorpio will charm you into submission. Or else he??ll worm his way into your
life and affections without you noticing ??? like cancer or some other terminal
disease. And after just one date, he??ll know everything there is to know about
you, and you??ll know absolutely nothing about him. This sets the tone for the
entire relationship.
WHEN TO DO THE DEED
Because Scorpio has so many hidden agendas, you??ll never be able to pick the
right time. So go to bed when he wants to, generally just after you??ve been
introduced. (Tip: When you do it, make like a porn star, but somehow give the
impression you??ve never done it before.)
WHEN TO POP THE QUESTION
When you feel the inclination to do this, have yourself committed.
IF HE DROPS YOU
Trying to exact revenge will only serve to amuse Scorpio, as your attempts will
seem so amateur. Besides, he??ll be flattered he still has total control over
your emotions and your life. On the other hand, running after him, doing your
best impersonation of a doormat will only invite him to clean his boots on you.
Don??t waste your energy. You??ll need it over the next few years, just to get
through therapy.
IF YOU DROP HIM
He??ll get over it. If, however, he thinks you??ve slighted him, its best to watch
out for yourself and take extra precautions for the next ten or 20 years ??? at
least.
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Poisson and angel-p, I'm not who made you so angry. I loved her and about 90% of the relationship was good, we barly ever faught, it was to the point she would cry and I would ask whats wrong? She would reply i don't wanna leave you. Everyone has ups and downs, and I was down and stressed out, I wouldn't think this person who claimed to love me would leave so easily, over two months that wasn't even fighting, it was just annoyed with one another, mostly because I was on edge. Hence why I said I feel like pisces run at the first sign of Trouble( which doesn't mean they do, just how I feel ). Angel and poisson aren't making me think differently. I have tried time and time again to communicate though the years, even after it was over, and still she wouldn't Exspress herself. I know when she is upset and I would always ask her whats wrong, then hours later she exsplodes and finally tells me; I would exsplain myself and comfort her the best I could and it worked every time. It is a two way street and I done the best I could, no one is perfect and I can except her even when she was at her worst, the problem she couldn't handle me at my worst. I aceept that, what I can't accept is going from the best person to her, to the worst; getting treated like I was this person the whole time. I have done alot of research on her and myself, and women who come off birth control tend to become depressed and unhappy, quitting smoking makes people very irritable, her friend's boyfriend left her and found out when people in your social circle break up there is a good chance that it causes a break ups to people close to them, and February to march is the highest points of the year to break up with in your relationship( if you notice on tv, there are alot of dating site commercials ). It is defiantly true because her friend's relationship of four years ended, then my three and a half year, and then two weeks later my sister and her boyfriend of five years broke up. There is alot of strange coincidences and It might not have been ment to be, but I take offense from stranger saying " but up with the bullshit, and that I'm arrogant" when they have no idea of how good I am. Leaving someone is a big life change, and I feel even if it was ment to end, this wasn't because of who I am, but a series of unfortunate events. All people won't be perfect all the time, just I feel I'm always the one to want to work through it, in all my relationships.
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Seraph and root beer came to mind, but I think that's a biased thought since his avi is brownish.
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a kick in the nuts....
a sucker punch in the throat....
lose of breath.....
dizzy ache e feeling heart in your throat type of feeling....
A cold chill of fear and apprehension yet excitement.....
an awakening of sorts....
a sucker punch in the throat....
lose of breath.....
dizzy ache e feeling heart in your throat type of feeling....
A cold chill of fear and apprehension yet excitement.....
an awakening of sorts....
Good News... My friend and her pisces guy have been chatting.
He has made a few flirty comments.
She told him "sweet dreams".. He said about me?
She said yes.. I do have sweet dreams about you. He replied Nice.
I gave her a high five for playing it cool.
Sounds like things are taking a step in a good direction. You never know.
He has made a few flirty comments.
She told him "sweet dreams".. He said about me?
She said yes.. I do have sweet dreams about you. He replied Nice.
I gave her a high five for playing it cool.
Sounds like things are taking a step in a good direction. You never know.
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I mean it is easy to sit and come up with conspiracy theories that are not all that unlogical even with thin proof to back it but I would say in general a government always has to consider the future. And if we consider 'knowledge' to be 'power' and the population as a whole is less knowledgeable than other developed countries... one can only conclude that that means that the country eventually will or is in essence less powerful then other countries so to speak. No matter what your opinion or conspiracy theory is whether you buy into corporatocracy and that the real rulers are Big Business Owners... that they manipulate society so that only their offspring make it into the highest achieving schools to support a continual cycle of Economic Oppression... you just view it as corrupt politicians taking advantages anyway they can to take the tax money of the country to use to their advantage their is one problem with the theory....
If these supposed horrible evil people do in fact do what some may well think they do... How could it be logical that these evil people would not support a stronger education system within the boundaries of the country they reside in. Their children still have to learn to be strong intelligent Men and Women to run the Massive Corporations they have worked so hard to build.... or the eventually outcome will be their family losing control of their rightfully owned business to more cunning share holders.. I would think these people have egos to go along with their massive success they will want to leave a legacy no? Same goes for the children of the 'Corrupt Politicians'. I don't believe there could so many people that evil and corrupt that they would not even consider their own kids... not that their aren't those that exist but I'm speaking purely on the majority and not the minority.
Besides, poorly educated and weak offspring would make them look bad no?
If these supposed horrible evil people do in fact do what some may well think they do... How could it be logical that these evil people would not support a stronger education system within the boundaries of the country they reside in. Their children still have to learn to be strong intelligent Men and Women to run the Massive Corporations they have worked so hard to build.... or the eventually outcome will be their family losing control of their rightfully owned business to more cunning share holders.. I would think these people have egos to go along with their massive success they will want to leave a legacy no? Same goes for the children of the 'Corrupt Politicians'. I don't believe there could so many people that evil and corrupt that they would not even consider their own kids... not that their aren't those that exist but I'm speaking purely on the majority and not the minority.
Besides, poorly educated and weak offspring would make them look bad no?
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But then why the following conundrum...
So, in general as it stands right now the US, the country with highest GDP of all other nations in the world 15.1 trillion in 2011...even china is behind by practically 10 trillion...
This high powered..and efficient country somehow ranks 14th out of 34 OECD countries for reading skills, 17th for science and a below-average 25th for mathematics (OECD stands for Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development).
How can this be?
Well their are a lot of contributing factors but one for damn sure is government funding and generally how it is funded..
-First of all are money is going towards a nationally based testing system in the attempt to keep a regular eye on how well our public teachers are performing overall.. but basing it purely on the performance of their students. Now, I will say a good teacher no matter what will always have an impact on any students performance BUT the learning and gathering of knowledge at the end of the day is still a self-motivated act that in no way can be completely blamed on any teacher ...and with the current system in no child left behind it really is.. and it's slightly unfair and not helping as much as it should. 'No Child Left Behind' enacted by George W. Bush's administration was considered groundbreaking at the time for it's promise to focus on individual student achievement and overall school performance BUT this law overtime has weaknesses and a lot of it has to do with our countries views as a society more than anything (but I will touch in that later). From a CNN opinion OP-E
The law's "Highly Qualified Teacher" requirements value tenure and credentials over an educator's ability to motivate students in the classroom. Strict mandates and funding restrictions stunt the development of innovative local education programs.
(http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/06/opinion/kline-no-child-left-behind)
Our children deserve better than that. And how much help can this law help those coming from lower income families, the main group this law was partly put into action for, if it is going to help cater to lazier tenured teachers? The lower income children essentially it really benefiting much at all depending on the situation of course.... not all teachers who are tenured are bad teachers nor are all teachers bad.
So, in general as it stands right now the US, the country with highest GDP of all other nations in the world 15.1 trillion in 2011...even china is behind by practically 10 trillion...
This high powered..and efficient country somehow ranks 14th out of 34 OECD countries for reading skills, 17th for science and a below-average 25th for mathematics (OECD stands for Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development).
How can this be?
Well their are a lot of contributing factors but one for damn sure is government funding and generally how it is funded..
-First of all are money is going towards a nationally based testing system in the attempt to keep a regular eye on how well our public teachers are performing overall.. but basing it purely on the performance of their students. Now, I will say a good teacher no matter what will always have an impact on any students performance BUT the learning and gathering of knowledge at the end of the day is still a self-motivated act that in no way can be completely blamed on any teacher ...and with the current system in no child left behind it really is.. and it's slightly unfair and not helping as much as it should. 'No Child Left Behind' enacted by George W. Bush's administration was considered groundbreaking at the time for it's promise to focus on individual student achievement and overall school performance BUT this law overtime has weaknesses and a lot of it has to do with our countries views as a society more than anything (but I will touch in that later). From a CNN opinion OP-E
The law's "Highly Qualified Teacher" requirements value tenure and credentials over an educator's ability to motivate students in the classroom. Strict mandates and funding restrictions stunt the development of innovative local education programs.
(http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/06/opinion/kline-no-child-left-behind)
Our children deserve better than that. And how much help can this law help those coming from lower income families, the main group this law was partly put into action for, if it is going to help cater to lazier tenured teachers? The lower income children essentially it really benefiting much at all depending on the situation of course.... not all teachers who are tenured are bad teachers nor are all teachers bad.