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Posted by feby16aqua
laying the pipe means nothing unless the woman is relaxed and flowing with it.
+1
Posted by xxnightbynight
Men like perfumes that smell like baked goods.
Just wear, "Pink Sugar" or something. - haha
Lol right will do!
Toilets are actually video portals to the rest of the universe. That's why aliens are not really interested in meeting us. All our UFO theories have just been wishful thinking.
Posted by Mr. DefensePosted by CuriousLuv1Posted by Mr. Defense
Don't matter how worked up you get a woman, if you're not laying your pipes into them right, you just wasted her time. Let's talk about technique. Which I'm a master of. I'm not fancy, but I've made Libra chicks cream, so I must be doing something right.
So Mr. D how you lay pipe? Enlighten please.
I like to lift the bottom over her up, just so she's slightly elevated, and then I like to drive down in her. I'm a slow and deep stroker, but I know how to speed it up. I do a little things here and there like his her neck or nibble on her ear while I'm stroking. I also like taking it out at the tip and the slowly putting it back in. The trick is to make her feel every inch of the dick. I learned when you speed up, she doesn't get to savor it. So slow strokes is almost universally going to work on all women. And I definitely am a slow stroker. But you have to aroused her with some kisses on the neck, or suck her breast while you're stroking (height can be an issue her).
When I hit from the back, I always try to find a way to stand a woman up. Women go crazy when you stand them up.click to expand
What happens before the laying of the pipe?
Posted by cancerboo
doesnt phermones attract certain bugs as well? yikes.
I hope not lol but I had some once that smelled like cucumber melon. I damn near turned myself on lol.. But they discontinued that particular one and I swear it worked!
Posted by capgirl69
^^^I put all the above because I can't remember which it is that has pheremones or enhances pheremones. All I know is when I tried the product, it made me smell like strawberries. Apparently it smells different on everyone, because it reacts with your body chemistry.
Thanks for the info
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And androsterone is another steroid with no scientific evidence to support that it does anything pheromone-like.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androsterone
Sorry to pop your bubble.
Thats cool but thanx for your input anyway
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androsterone
Sorry to pop your bubble.
Thats cool but thanx for your input anyway
well he likes you enough to ask you out which means you're probably already his ideal woman lol you don't have to change for him.
but if you really wanna impress this dude, you won't go wrong with these traits lol :
-classy, modest
-can stand up for herself. be a little feisty. have a mind of your own.
we generally don't like those overly submissive, "i'll do whatever you like" type of women lol
doormats in other words. you won't get any respect from him if you do that. trust me. you won't be memorable in his mind.
-be a kind-hearted woman but also tough at the same time. don't tolerate bullshiit.
-look feminine. you could have a feisty, tomboyish personality but you gotta look feminine and sexy lol im sorry but this is a requirement lol it's not up for negotiation lol
-have a goal in life. a purpose.
-be faithful to your man
thats about it
but if you really wanna impress this dude, you won't go wrong with these traits lol :
-classy, modest
-can stand up for herself. be a little feisty. have a mind of your own.
we generally don't like those overly submissive, "i'll do whatever you like" type of women lol
doormats in other words. you won't get any respect from him if you do that. trust me. you won't be memorable in his mind.
-be a kind-hearted woman but also tough at the same time. don't tolerate bullshiit.
-look feminine. you could have a feisty, tomboyish personality but you gotta look feminine and sexy lol im sorry but this is a requirement lol it's not up for negotiation lol
-have a goal in life. a purpose.
-be faithful to your man
thats about it