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Posted by Scorpiorabbit
I admit I can't stop flirting. No matter how hard I try.
+1........smh
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Posted by SensualCancerChikaPosted by xMoonMan
Cancer women can be quite complex but men in general, including Cancer men, are not.
Men are simple creatures, women always OVER analyse us.
I have to agree with you on this one. I don't know about every woman, but I tend to over analyse EVERYTHING. I have to admit that it did mess up some of my past relationships with men and including friends and family. This is something that I am working on and slowly getting better at just letting things go with the flow.click to expand
I have to make a huge effort daily to NOT over analyse everything...I realised a few years ago that I was a HUGE over analyser and had to made the effort to STOP IT...it was driving me and everyone around me crazy! So now I tell myself, if it's not life altering, then let it go what will be will be and somethings, no matter how much you ponder them, will NEVER get stright or give you answers.
Posted by AriesIntrovert16Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by AriesIntrovert16Posted by CluelessCancer
Only in America.
These surgery's are performed throughout the world. Not just in America.
Well humanity is fucked.
It's been fucked.click to expand
It's fucking itself.
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Posted by cheekyfaeriePosted by lnana04Posted by cheekyfaerie
1. They're adorable.
2. Shorty's got some mad footwork goin on in that bouncer.
3. I want a Blendtec.
I think this is a good match up of signs for this sex. Couldn't see it going so well if the genders were reversed.
She reminds me of myself because she sells everything she likes and so do I lol. My mom is like "oh goodness" because if I find a product I like I might as well get paid from the company because im about to sell it with my talk of how great it is. I didnt even know what a blendtec was. This is a different youtube channel of hers, shes known for her hair videos, but she does that with hair products too...have people wanting to buy them.
My Cap grandma married a Sag when she was 20. I never got a chance to meet my grandfather, but she had 5kids with him. Im assuming thats what broke them up as it was probably too much too young.
I do that too!
I think it's our helpful nature as much as anything. We're better at helping others than ourselves sometimes.
Sounds about right. Been there and done that. Too young, too fast, too much stress... it can get the better of the best of us.click to expand
I'm the same exact way. Can't tell you how many times my friends have told me I should do an ad for so n so product/service with the way I rave. I sound like an infomercial. Basically I go nuts over something that I find great value in. Like anything else in life.
Yes, kraftwerk, it's true!
But the good news is that urinals are just urinals.
And the bad news is that I've been using urinals in a way they're not meant to be used.
But the good news is that urinals are just urinals.
And the bad news is that I've been using urinals in a way they're not meant to be used.
by Nolan Myers - http://www.forrestastrology.com/Humor-by-Sign/sun-sign-prayers
ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"
TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."
GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"
CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"
VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."
LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"
SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."
SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"
CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."
AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"
PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."
ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"
TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."
GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"
CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"
VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."
LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"
SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."
SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"
CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."
AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"
PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."
Posted by geminicandlePosted by LoversInLove3
I did not attack you personally, I'd rather argue with your opinion.
With that said, you did generalize us with personal attacks. It's reaction to action. What you said was petty and so was theirs...but you threw the first stone. What did you expect? People to reply politely with their experiences, proof, and positions? Not likely.
Assuming you are ignorant is not a personal attack it's an observation on your words.
Okay, carry on now. I really don't care either way. Not even enough to counter argue.
Mainly because I have to get back to real life now, not astro nonsense, lol.click to expand
You care a lot.
LoversInLove nailed it, didn't she? lol
You come on DXP to insult everyone who participates in the same forum you frequent, yourself.
That's priceless.
Posted by libraCUSPscorpio
Sex? what's that?
Ha ha ha ha I know right? Hey Miss LCS!
Posted by Scorpiorabbit
Saw the title and thought "Takes me about 7 or 8 minutes to mine there".
Then I actually read the post and realized I was thinking something different.
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. I was gonna be like ..well hmm depends. Are you good with your penis? Then probably not that long lol
Cancer guy....umm really depends on different factors. I can't give you an exact moment when "we" are at that point...but seems like she is getting there.
I will tell you this though...she is watching your consistency. And I think that's the main thing...once she can see that you truly are going to be (longer than 3 weeks) then things might move along faster. She basically telling you that in a round about way. Just be yourself and go with the flow and let the relationship take its course
. I hear that hot stuff!!! I am cool burning the "midnight oil" at work, but I will be out of here soon. Have some deadlines to meet. Other than that I am cool.