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Posted by robyn808
Slingblade: I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you.
What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer.
You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait???they didn??t add??_yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun!
As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them??_the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of your which your palate has never seen.??
Tucker: ???So you like them???
SlingBlade: ???If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.??
Posted by CreepyPantsPosted by CreepyPantsPosted by Serginho
welcome to la-la land
sometimes it seems like one human created two accounts and posts from them talking to each other watching other people reaction
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was me agreeing with youclick to expand
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