Cancer took my virginity and dipped

Marie,
Pour a really large drink on his head, bash his car with a ball-bat or some spray paint, spray him with some pepper spray in the face or do both.
Regardless, you will be able to pull it off because people seldom arrest or bother with an angry girl who does such things to a man because in most cases people know that she is justified in what she is doing.
Don't get mad.
Get even.
Let us know how it goes.

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