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>I've seen UFO's with my own eyes.
Have you ever seen THEM P-Angel? You know of whom I speak. I have. But am aprehensive about relating it here...
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>Just as I thought that if a husband died . . a woman couldn't marry again because men couldn't take a wife who wasn't pure.
A dead husband actually freed a woman to marry again. THe old testament allowed men to divorce their wives by simply sending them a letter of divorce. But I think the woman was not allowed to remarry as long as her ex was alive. I'm writing this from memory so could have some of the details mixed up.
In the NEW testament, men or women are only allowed to remarry if the ex has died OR, if the ex was or has become a NON-believer. Again, if I remember correctly.
Back when I went to missionary school, I asked one of the schools teachers how he was able to justify being divorced and remarried, and he said only "it's not an unforgiveable sin" and he had to take the chance that god would forgive him if he otherwise lived a godly life.
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k...
another dumb blonde joke...
two blondes are taking a walk through the woods. they come across some tracks.
one blonde says, 'i think these are deer tracks' and the other says, 'well, i think they're bear tracks.'
then they were both hit by a train.
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WE NEED LESS SENSITIVE PEOPLE WHO TAKE THIS SITE TO SERIOUSLY AND MORE INDIVIDUALITY.
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Resurrecting this thread since I'm going thru all my old posts to make up tonight any I've not finished, LOL.
>Too thick eh? I guess I'll have to unhinge my jaw. Looooooooooooooooooove the thick ones.
As I've already posted elsewhere... I'm 6" long and 2 1/2 " thick. What's more, is when fully erect and fully aroused, it's hard as a rock, and glistens like it's made of polished marble. So a small tooth scrape can be really disconcerting. I mean, I can "feel my orgasm getting near" if you know what I mean, and get a small tooth scrape against the shaft, and it's back to square one for me, d'oh. From watching some porn, it seems that most thick men are not so STIFF so tooth scrapes maybe don't bother them much.
>The garter belt and the stockings are the basics....any other ideas? Would love to drive him over the top!! Any suggestions on the best way to drive him wild
Gawd... garter belt and stockings are so hot... I tried to get my Cancer gal to wear at least that so many times... she just wouldn't.
>But I agree: During the Disco Era, there were some Expert Sword Swallowers out there, but I guess they've all retired - dammit
Like I said Dy, 1982 was the last time I had a great BJ. I was 22. I was with a 24 year old gal, who was sweet-petite. 5' tall, 100 lbs, small nice booblets, nice round rump... and for some friggin reason gave the best BJ I'd ever had before or since. I never told her my age when we started dating, but one day she looked into my wallet and found I was two years younger than her and that was it... she was so pissed. Said she felt like she was robbing the cradle. She broke my heart.
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>domain names gone wrong...
LMAO CP = )
I'M SURE IT DID...I'VE BEEN STUDYING MY ARIES MAN SIX YEARS NOW!!AND I'M USUALLY RIGHT WHEN IT COMES TO ANALYSING THE ARIES MALE!..SO WHATS THE NAME???!!!
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>"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute
OMG CP, LMAO again!
and P.students "Dear Dad",
That's a great one.
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More scottish jokes...
A young man in the highlands of Scotland goes to work as a shephard. After a week he askes the old shephard he's with when they will get time off to go back to town. THe old shephard replies "weel... bout a month I suppose" THe young man is shocked. "I don't think I can do without a woman that long!" says he. The old man replies, why, if you're feeling frisky, just go and grab one o' them ewes there and have yer way with 'er. SO the young lad goes and gets an ewe, and whips out his wang and tries to get hard... faces her this way and that and finally gives up... he goes back to the camp and the old man says "weel, how was it?" The young fellow says, "it's no use, I can't get it up for no frigging sheep". The old man says "weel no wonder, ye picked the uglyest one!