I'm a second deacon as well! I've never heard of deacons b4
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Apr 13, 2005Comments: 0 · Posts: 44084 · Topics: 685
Definitely high strung . . and extremely impatient.
Fighters to the bitter end.
Translation:
CAUTION: I DONT WANT ANY CRITICISM WHILE I MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER FOR BEING A JERK TO MY WIFE.
Just so you know, I am a sexist chauvinist male who thinks my wife's a beautiful toy with large breasts. She is great, and now I will talk about her because she came back after I made her fall and break a gift I received and because I couldn't accept my mistake, I treated her horribly, told her I want a divorce, and basically broke her heart. But she's come back to me so now I am happy I can abuse her even more.
So my wife was a virgin before I met her, so naturally sex with me means a whole lot, because she's very sensitive and equates sexual intimacy with love. So she feels she is so in love that she does anything to please me. She walks around naked to try to get me on my good side, avoids talking about anything that is happening in her life (cause she sure doesn't want to bother me while I selfishly drone on about mine). She has a great sense of humor, but I am so self-deluded I think I had anything to do with it when in fact I'm boring as a piece of wood. She doesn't spend money on herself the way I've heard other women do, but she buys me stuff. I've brain washed her into keeping track of infantile games because I like them, and succeeded doing one more thing she wouldn't have ever done on her own volition. She is a great maid and gives me blow jobs because actually I am too lazy to f@ck. I don't care about none, zero, O of her needs, she is there to satisfy me, period. I do see from time to time how sensitive she really is, and other people apparently see my abuse to her and have even come up to tell me that, but I don't really care. Just to reiterate, I am a most delusional selfish prick, and I think I own my wife like the other furniture in my house. I LOVE MY TOY WIFE, I REALLY DO, I LOVE MY TOY WIFE, I WISH THEY SOLD THOSE AT WALMART SO I CAN BUY 10 MORE OF THEM!!!!!!
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so far there's 6 of us...
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Posted by Branh on 8/22/2006 9:45:22 PM
"Well Pisces, out of the three water signs tend to be the most hypocritical and inconsistant. The sign takes little responsibility for their actions. They are highly unreliable and totally irresponsible. They are far too submissive, willing to put way too much stock in their partner, so basically they don't have to do any thinking. Every Pisces I've encoutered is hopelessly inconsistant in nearly everything they do. Emotions rule them more than any sign I've seen. If a Pisces don't like their job, then they'll quit, keep in mind they don't have any money. Pisces are notoriously for getting themselves in horrible predicaments and then blaming everyone else for why it happened to them. If it isn't their flagrant self-centeredness ( most Pisces bitch on and on about their problems as if they are the only person in the world who has issues) then it is their ego and justification for every shitty action they do. Also Pisces, more than any sign I've seen (this include Libras) tend to be totally self-rightous and self-important. When things are going good, then they are too good for you. When things are going bad, then you are the most important person in the world to them. They're all total users, finding any way to play on some ones sympathy and then tossing them to the side once they've drained somoeone totally."
Since, in Branh's Pisces World, I am broke-ass quitter, free-loading victim who can't be relied upon, I would probably be too drunk, stoned to show up for the Trustee's meeting. When are they again? Oh, right, no members. Shoot.