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LLT, just because that guy has low-self esteem and a limp dick doesn't mean you should write off us crabs altogether.. not all of us are like that.
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Ok, so....stories.
What kind do you want to hear. It looks like I would be wise to not go driving around at the moment so I guess I have a lot of time on my hands. This would be a good time to have a girlfriend. With a car.
Ok...what kind of stories do you want to hear. A lot of them would be excerpts of funny conversations, which I would have to think on to recall as there have been many, and a lot of them are a bit distant now.
We could make a game out of this. Ask me a wierd, personal question and I will answer honestly and give you any story that pertains to it.
Ready, set, go!
What kind do you want to hear. It looks like I would be wise to not go driving around at the moment so I guess I have a lot of time on my hands. This would be a good time to have a girlfriend. With a car.
Ok...what kind of stories do you want to hear. A lot of them would be excerpts of funny conversations, which I would have to think on to recall as there have been many, and a lot of them are a bit distant now.
We could make a game out of this. Ask me a wierd, personal question and I will answer honestly and give you any story that pertains to it.
Ready, set, go!
ok NIc....tell us about losing your virginity!!! Any funny stories in that one??
"Childhood Memories"
Ahhhh...yeah. Though I was not the best kid, I remember the days of good
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Waking up 5:00a.m. Saturday mornings to watch shows like 'Yogi Bear', 'Scooby Doo', 'Duck Tails', 'Bugs Bunny', and 'Eerie Indiana' (I think that was the name), ?Salty's Light-House', ?The Littles', ?The Smurfs', ?Adventures of Bat-Man', ?X-Men', ?T.M.N.T', while in my Batman themed underwear while eating 'Sugar Puffs'(the cereal with the brown pimp-looking bear on the box).
Being the only person up early enough to eat up the sweets or what- ever was tasty in the 'fridge and create my "plans" for the day.
Putting sugar or honey water my sisters' body sprays, shampoos, lotions, creams, and hair sprays so bees would get them.
Sledding and skating in the streets when winter snow and weather came.
Having condom/balloon fights in the streets unto 9:00 p.m. on summer nights.
Putting lizards, frogs, or dead birds in people's car windows.
Cleaning up the parks with the garbage chew, walking dogs, washing cars, fighting with sisters, or volunteering at diners for a summer activity(s).
Putting worms or crickets in people's gas tanks.
Going to Wisconsin almost every spring-break to visit my cousins, aunt, and uncle and being taught how to "have a life" while living on the rural-side.
Throwning worm & water-filled balloons at teachers when they came from their D.T.N.M's (District-Teachers-Night-Meetings).....
And the days of bad
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.....I miss those times..wahhhhh
Ahhhh...yeah. Though I was not the best kid, I remember the days of good
?.Waking up 5:00a.m. Saturday mornings to watch shows like 'Yogi Bear', 'Scooby Doo', 'Duck Tails', 'Bugs Bunny', and 'Eerie Indiana' (I think that was the name), ?Salty's Light-House', ?The Littles', ?The Smurfs', ?Adventures of Bat-Man', ?X-Men', ?T.M.N.T', while in my Batman themed underwear while eating 'Sugar Puffs'(the cereal with the brown pimp-looking bear on the box).
Being the only person up early enough to eat up the sweets or what- ever was tasty in the 'fridge and create my "plans" for the day.
Putting sugar or honey water my sisters' body sprays, shampoos, lotions, creams, and hair sprays so bees would get them.
Sledding and skating in the streets when winter snow and weather came.
Having condom/balloon fights in the streets unto 9:00 p.m. on summer nights.
Putting lizards, frogs, or dead birds in people's car windows.
Cleaning up the parks with the garbage chew, walking dogs, washing cars, fighting with sisters, or volunteering at diners for a summer activity(s).
Putting worms or crickets in people's gas tanks.
Going to Wisconsin almost every spring-break to visit my cousins, aunt, and uncle and being taught how to "have a life" while living on the rural-side.
Throwning worm & water-filled balloons at teachers when they came from their D.T.N.M's (District-Teachers-Night-Meetings).....
And the days of bad
?......I miss those times..wahhhhh
funny stories as in pointing and laughing?
Over the last couple weeks, I've been on a role and decided that I would post on here what I like most about everybody .. I'm stealing this idea from quantumBlue (I hope he doesn't mind). Keep in mind, the stuff below comes directly from my experience with people in my life and pertains to only them and how I feel about them.
1. Aquarius: They always want to enter a room with a good joke up their sleeve. They constantly attempt to remind me of something they know I'm lacking and feel the need to tell me, which I'm grateful: Positive attitude means positive results.
2. Capricorn: My Cappy peeps never place judegements on me, they always show up with a smile and are eager to cooperate without any resentment, nor do they ask anything in return. Out of all my peeps - these are the best with children.
3. Libra: The life of the party just walked in .. can never stop laughing or enjoying myself when one is around me. Very charitable .. will hand stuff out to a complete stranger if in need with a warm and sincere heart.
4. Gemini: What I love most about my Gems is that they hold theirselves to thier own principals and they are only ones who do this consistantly because they believe that to themselves is where their REAL strength lies. These peeps of mine bravely tackle any obstacle knowing that their outcome will be sucessful even if they fall because they are true to themselves. (Love you Lo-Girl).
5. Sagittarius: There is an independence here unlike any other - they make their stands for their convictions, facing any foe, while still maintaining their integrity. What I admire most .. they are honest to a fault.
6. Cancer: No matter who you are, these people will find a way to befriend every person who crosses thier path. Many a tear has been shed with these loyal companions, who's only aim is to ease my heart from pain.
7. Aries: Never fear - of anything - when my Rams are standing by my side .. and standing by my side they are to the bitter end, through thick and thin. Underneath that hard exterior lies the kindest and most generous of all my friends. Their souls talk to mine .. al
8. Leo: Though their roar is mighty when I've angered them (I seem to do alot), I know that it'sw because they are looking out for me and their only aim is that I walk down the right path. I always want to argue with my Lions, but they rarely let me .. instead they pull me into their arms and fill me with a sense of security because I know their care is genuine.
1. Aquarius: They always want to enter a room with a good joke up their sleeve. They constantly attempt to remind me of something they know I'm lacking and feel the need to tell me, which I'm grateful: Positive attitude means positive results.
2. Capricorn: My Cappy peeps never place judegements on me, they always show up with a smile and are eager to cooperate without any resentment, nor do they ask anything in return. Out of all my peeps - these are the best with children.
3. Libra: The life of the party just walked in .. can never stop laughing or enjoying myself when one is around me. Very charitable .. will hand stuff out to a complete stranger if in need with a warm and sincere heart.
4. Gemini: What I love most about my Gems is that they hold theirselves to thier own principals and they are only ones who do this consistantly because they believe that to themselves is where their REAL strength lies. These peeps of mine bravely tackle any obstacle knowing that their outcome will be sucessful even if they fall because they are true to themselves. (Love you Lo-Girl).
5. Sagittarius: There is an independence here unlike any other - they make their stands for their convictions, facing any foe, while still maintaining their integrity. What I admire most .. they are honest to a fault.
6. Cancer: No matter who you are, these people will find a way to befriend every person who crosses thier path. Many a tear has been shed with these loyal companions, who's only aim is to ease my heart from pain.
7. Aries: Never fear - of anything - when my Rams are standing by my side .. and standing by my side they are to the bitter end, through thick and thin. Underneath that hard exterior lies the kindest and most generous of all my friends. Their souls talk to mine .. al
8. Leo: Though their roar is mighty when I've angered them (I seem to do alot), I know that it'sw because they are looking out for me and their only aim is that I walk down the right path. I always want to argue with my Lions, but they rarely let me .. instead they pull me into their arms and fill me with a sense of security because I know their care is genuine.
9. Virgo: To my Virgo's, one in particular, is where I feel at home and comforable. With them I know that I'm being judged but I also know that it's because the heart is filled with pure and innocent love for all mankind and the aim is for self-improvement, not dis-approvement. They are my rock, and I owe a lot to these very gentle creatures.
10. Taurus: My belly is always full and my coldness warmed by these hospitable peeps of mine. Their hearts are truly gladened when they can make me smile because I know I'm really loved. I love the way their eyes glisten when they've made another happy.
11. Scorpio: With these people I've learned the most about myself. Their inner strength shines out to all those around them. There's one in particular to whom I literally owe my life .. I'd have died a long time ago if not for him by my side showing me how valuable life really is. His wicked sense of humor can't fool me though (he thinks it's a secret), I know it's his way of turning all the ugliness inside him into a beautiful glow for all the earth to embrace.
12. Pisces: Though completely "other worldly" they bring new horizons to my doorstep because of it. Sometimes, the answers to my questions are obscure and these friends of mine know the path when I find myself lost or have made a wrong turn. They give me the giggle-farts sometimes, with their round-about ways of getting to the heart-of-the-matter.
10. Taurus: My belly is always full and my coldness warmed by these hospitable peeps of mine. Their hearts are truly gladened when they can make me smile because I know I'm really loved. I love the way their eyes glisten when they've made another happy.
11. Scorpio: With these people I've learned the most about myself. Their inner strength shines out to all those around them. There's one in particular to whom I literally owe my life .. I'd have died a long time ago if not for him by my side showing me how valuable life really is. His wicked sense of humor can't fool me though (he thinks it's a secret), I know it's his way of turning all the ugliness inside him into a beautiful glow for all the earth to embrace.
12. Pisces: Though completely "other worldly" they bring new horizons to my doorstep because of it. Sometimes, the answers to my questions are obscure and these friends of mine know the path when I find myself lost or have made a wrong turn. They give me the giggle-farts sometimes, with their round-about ways of getting to the heart-of-the-matter.
OK you wonderful Librans, you know the story about me and my man, well I've known this guy for 3&1/2 months - yup not that long, however, in that time, we've shared quite a bit and had some wonderful times.
As I've written before, I told him casually that I would like to see him more and that I was getting a little attached (this was 4 weeks ago), to which he replied "Im not ready for a r/ship at the moment and don't know when I will be"....I've seen him twice since (yesterday being the last time) and honestly I thought I'd not see or hear from him again after the last time which is after I told him the above - its just the feeling I had but during the 11 days I'd not heard from him he must have done a whole lot of thinking because he's come back even stronger than before.
He's opened up and let me in on a great deal of his life, particularly in regard to his previous relationships (he was previously married - he married young), and 2 years ago ended a 7 year r/ship of which they share a daughter...he is quite bitter about the last r/ship and has since only had brief and casual r/ships.
What I want to know (if it is at all possible to understand) is how do I help him move on from this as he said to me yesterday that he misses the intimacy and the cuddles every night the most about being in a r/ship....he's not confident in himself and won't pursue a r/ship with a woman yada yada yada and that he is "happy with his lot in life" but looking into his eyes at times I can see he's not and fears a great deal and from what he says I gather he feels he is not good enough to be a partner which is sad as I can see so much potential
When we are together he gives 100% attention, he shares everything that he's been up to with me, there are no lies, he's loving, sincere and just wonderful to be around...for the first time I caught him just tightening up his grip, kissing my shoulder or my head during the night when he thought I was asleep and would give out little sighs and that was just so sweet. His cynicism has died down, he will give out compliments (which til now have been rare LOL...he likes to lap them up though), and he remembers the little things about me and notices things I've done around my home which others probably wouldn't...he cares, he remembers how long we've been together, how we got together and the innuendos we went through to get where we are and when we're together its a playful time and I've not met anybody like this.
As I've written before, I told him casually that I would like to see him more and that I was getting a little attached (this was 4 weeks ago), to which he replied "Im not ready for a r/ship at the moment and don't know when I will be"....I've seen him twice since (yesterday being the last time) and honestly I thought I'd not see or hear from him again after the last time which is after I told him the above - its just the feeling I had but during the 11 days I'd not heard from him he must have done a whole lot of thinking because he's come back even stronger than before.
He's opened up and let me in on a great deal of his life, particularly in regard to his previous relationships (he was previously married - he married young), and 2 years ago ended a 7 year r/ship of which they share a daughter...he is quite bitter about the last r/ship and has since only had brief and casual r/ships.
What I want to know (if it is at all possible to understand) is how do I help him move on from this as he said to me yesterday that he misses the intimacy and the cuddles every night the most about being in a r/ship....he's not confident in himself and won't pursue a r/ship with a woman yada yada yada and that he is "happy with his lot in life" but looking into his eyes at times I can see he's not and fears a great deal and from what he says I gather he feels he is not good enough to be a partner which is sad as I can see so much potential
When we are together he gives 100% attention, he shares everything that he's been up to with me, there are no lies, he's loving, sincere and just wonderful to be around...for the first time I caught him just tightening up his grip, kissing my shoulder or my head during the night when he thought I was asleep and would give out little sighs and that was just so sweet. His cynicism has died down, he will give out compliments (which til now have been rare LOL...he likes to lap them up though), and he remembers the little things about me and notices things I've done around my home which others probably wouldn't...he cares, he remembers how long we've been together, how we got together and the innuendos we went through to get where we are and when we're together its a playful time and I've not met anybody like this.
Aries - Off* i love them to death, but the screaming would make me throw one off.
Taurus- Keep, as long as they know that my paddle is my damn paddle lol
Gemini-off* i love US! but thats like 4 ppl extra.
Cancer-Off* the whinning would make me jump off head first.
Leo- keep* deffinitly dependable and would make it an adventure!
Virgo-off*no thank you, maybe some other time
Libra-off* i don't want to be charmed, i want to live.
Scorpio-keep* could stay focused and determined , if i die it will be at least on land!
Sagg-off* - i really do not need to know why it ended up being my fault that we are on the boat lol
Capricorn-Keep*dont really think they are the most upbeat, but they would be great for a situation like this.
Aquarius-Keep*deffinitly without a doubt would come up with the grand master plan to live.
Pisces-off* in reality, we work to survive.
Taurus- Keep, as long as they know that my paddle is my damn paddle lol
Gemini-off* i love US! but thats like 4 ppl extra.
Cancer-Off* the whinning would make me jump off head first.
Leo- keep* deffinitly dependable and would make it an adventure!
Virgo-off*no thank you, maybe some other time
Libra-off* i don't want to be charmed, i want to live.
Scorpio-keep* could stay focused and determined , if i die it will be at least on land!
Sagg-off* - i really do not need to know why it ended up being my fault that we are on the boat lol
Capricorn-Keep*dont really think they are the most upbeat, but they would be great for a situation like this.
Aquarius-Keep*deffinitly without a doubt would come up with the grand master plan to live.
Pisces-off* in reality, we work to survive.
Aries - Off* i love them to death, but the screaming would make me throw one off.
Taurus- Keep, as long as they know that my paddle is my damn paddle lol
Gemini-off* i love US! but thats like 4 ppl extra.
Cancer-Off* the whinning would make me jump off head first.
Leo- keep* deffinitly dependable and would make it an adventure!
Virgo-off*no thank you, maybe some other time
Libra-off* i don't want to be charmed, i want to live.
Scorpio-keep* could stay focused and determined , if i die it will be at least on land!
Sagg-off* - i really do not need to know why it ended up being my fault that we are on the boat lol
Capricorn-Keep*dont really think they are the most upbeat, but they would be great for a situation like this.
Aquarius-Keep*deffinitly without a doubt would come up with the grand master plan to live.
Pisces-off* in reality, we work to survive.
Taurus- Keep, as long as they know that my paddle is my damn paddle lol
Gemini-off* i love US! but thats like 4 ppl extra.
Cancer-Off* the whinning would make me jump off head first.
Leo- keep* deffinitly dependable and would make it an adventure!
Virgo-off*no thank you, maybe some other time
Libra-off* i don't want to be charmed, i want to live.
Scorpio-keep* could stay focused and determined , if i die it will be at least on land!
Sagg-off* - i really do not need to know why it ended up being my fault that we are on the boat lol
Capricorn-Keep*dont really think they are the most upbeat, but they would be great for a situation like this.
Aquarius-Keep*deffinitly without a doubt would come up with the grand master plan to live.
Pisces-off* in reality, we work to survive.
uh paddle, if we were on a little boat.. Lol