A strangly SWEET morning..literally.
For this, commenting is not cared, but I do not know if the constant talk of chocolate on here was nothing more but a mere fore-glimpse upon this day, but....
When I woke up yesterday morning & turned to a alarm that read 6:08 a.m., I A.) knew I was going to be late for work & B.) thought, "HOW THE FUCK COULD I HAVE SLEPT FOR 14 HOURS?, WHAT WAS I ON?, DID THE COLTS LOSE THE GAME?". I knew at once something was SERIOUSLY fucked, I've never slept that long in my life. I looked on my night stand & there was a Ferrer Rocher chocolate sitting by the lamb. I head in to the bathroom and see another chocolate on the toilet hood, opened the mirror and saw the same...a Ferrer Chocolate by my shaving cream. They were everywhere. 1 in the shower soap-dish, 1 in my sock/underware drawer, 1 each in my shoes, 1 in each of my jacket's pockets, & 1 by my keys. Since the culprit was known, "WHO?" wasn't the question. To make things even MORE crazed, I open the garage door and saw empty clear Ferrer Rocher boxes. Admitting to collecting quite a few, there was NOT enough to fill each box. I open my car door & discovered the remainder missing chocolates...on the dash board, the seats, and 4 alined on the arm-rest.
Finally making it to my desk, high as all fucks, I opened my keyboard drawer & saw, yet, another 1, but this 1 was taped to a piece of faggy-pink smooth paper that read, "I know what you are asking, but due to in-expensiveness, I was possesed to purchase them all. Oh yes, it was fun, now get to work, sleepyhead!! -OXOXO"
Maybe we should place a topic talking about $ 8-trillion this time & await for a rich future? QUICK! QUICK! while the moon is full again.
When I woke up yesterday morning & turned to a alarm that read 6:08 a.m., I A.) knew I was going to be late for work & B.) thought, "HOW THE FUCK COULD I HAVE SLEPT FOR 14 HOURS?, WHAT WAS I ON?, DID THE COLTS LOSE THE GAME?". I knew at once something was SERIOUSLY fucked, I've never slept that long in my life. I looked on my night stand & there was a Ferrer Rocher chocolate sitting by the lamb. I head in to the bathroom and see another chocolate on the toilet hood, opened the mirror and saw the same...a Ferrer Chocolate by my shaving cream. They were everywhere. 1 in the shower soap-dish, 1 in my sock/underware drawer, 1 each in my shoes, 1 in each of my jacket's pockets, & 1 by my keys. Since the culprit was known, "WHO?" wasn't the question. To make things even MORE crazed, I open the garage door and saw empty clear Ferrer Rocher boxes. Admitting to collecting quite a few, there was NOT enough to fill each box. I open my car door & discovered the remainder missing chocolates...on the dash board, the seats, and 4 alined on the arm-rest.
Finally making it to my desk, high as all fucks, I opened my keyboard drawer & saw, yet, another 1, but this 1 was taped to a piece of faggy-pink smooth paper that read, "I know what you are asking, but due to in-expensiveness, I was possesed to purchase them all. Oh yes, it was fun, now get to work, sleepyhead!! -OXOXO"
Maybe we should place a topic talking about $ 8-trillion this time & await for a rich future? QUICK! QUICK! while the moon is full again.
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Merc: "Question is, if they are such BS, why bother?! Life would be easier without them, right?"
Answer: They have that thing we want.
Why lie? If it weren't for sex, men and women would have no reason to talk to one another.
Answer: They have that thing we want.
Why lie? If it weren't for sex, men and women would have no reason to talk to one another.
Ok, Libras and others...give me insight.
As most of you know, I've been trying to let go of Mr. Libra. I have been doing a very good job of it. He texts me this morning to say good morning. I didn't reply until about an hour ago. He replies back with how my doing is going. I reply that I'm having issues with my computer but a friend is going to come over and help me out.
He then calls me and pick up the phone (I don't have caller ID on my office phone)...I wasn't expecting it to be him. He jokes around with me for a few minutes. Then he says "All fun aside, will you be repaying that guy for helping you with your computer problem?" I told him that the person that's helping me has a girlfriend and I would never "thank" him in that way. He then asked "What would I get if I fixed your computer problem?" I dodged the question and said "Well with you it's different because I can't prove that you don't have a girlfriend." He said, "No no, you are avoiding my question. What would I get if I fixed your computer problem?" I said, "I can't say over the phone, but you can."
"I know, but it's more fun to hear you say it"...he says.
"So you're saying you'd rather come over and help fix my computer than the other person?"..I ask.
"Yes"
That's the jist of the conversation. After he said yes, I had to take another call, so I haven't decided if I should let him fix my computer or not.
Why is he doing this to me?
As most of you know, I've been trying to let go of Mr. Libra. I have been doing a very good job of it. He texts me this morning to say good morning. I didn't reply until about an hour ago. He replies back with how my doing is going. I reply that I'm having issues with my computer but a friend is going to come over and help me out.
He then calls me and pick up the phone (I don't have caller ID on my office phone)...I wasn't expecting it to be him. He jokes around with me for a few minutes. Then he says "All fun aside, will you be repaying that guy for helping you with your computer problem?" I told him that the person that's helping me has a girlfriend and I would never "thank" him in that way. He then asked "What would I get if I fixed your computer problem?" I dodged the question and said "Well with you it's different because I can't prove that you don't have a girlfriend." He said, "No no, you are avoiding my question. What would I get if I fixed your computer problem?" I said, "I can't say over the phone, but you can."
"I know, but it's more fun to hear you say it"...he says.
"So you're saying you'd rather come over and help fix my computer than the other person?"..I ask.
"Yes"
That's the jist of the conversation. After he said yes, I had to take another call, so I haven't decided if I should let him fix my computer or not.
Why is he doing this to me?
doing is going? WTF...I'm so scatter-brained
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