Stroke That Ego!
You know, I feel as if we get a lot of crap for having huge egos and being attention whores. Seems like this is what the people want, no? SO BE IT! Let the ego stroke BEGIN!
Leos (and Leo placements), tell the the world why you're so amazingly awesome. How have you blessed the world by merely existing? I know there aren't enough words to describe your magnificence, but please do try so that mere mortals may understand your greatness.
(This is clearly for fun and parody, but hey if you really feel like you're God's gift to the world, now is the time to say it. This will either go very well or very poorly.)
I'll start. I blinked and the sun rose just for me. YOU'RE WELCOME!
Leos (and Leo placements), tell the the world why you're so amazingly awesome. How have you blessed the world by merely existing? I know there aren't enough words to describe your magnificence, but please do try so that mere mortals may understand your greatness.
(This is clearly for fun and parody, but hey if you really feel like you're God's gift to the world, now is the time to say it. This will either go very well or very poorly.)
I'll start. I blinked and the sun rose just for me. YOU'RE WELCOME!
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Posted by boxcarmirntaMe too lol....but i do have alot of air in my chart maybe that why
Most of my friends are Geminis i have no idea why.
Posted by OrGasMeIf Branflakes finds Khaleesi, Branflakes gets a single day kill.Posted by nikkistarPosted by -elle-◦Weakness: Is no longer immune from night attacks once dragons hatch
no.....wait.
"◦Obtains one day and one night kill that can be blocked"
she can do this now? ^^^^^^^
...and on the bright side.....we can actually kill her now too, right?
Okay so if Branflakes finds her, he kills during the day, but she still attacks with her dracos at night?click to expand
Khaleesi gets to kill both day and night. Branflakes doesn't get to stop Khaleesi from killing. He just gets a kill of his own.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow??@gifPosted by TeenaLoveD? Heh no past tense here, this is all in the present.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowThat's so cool that Jed loved you back that way.I know I can't.9 years ..9 effing years. N we lived together maybe for a year overall. If anything would have happened it could have. N we talk on phones like forever too. I don't mind a bit if she makes any such confession as well. I wouldn't be surprised at all. I mean she almost always does anyway n she also knows it's not gonna go anywhere m she's ok with it. She says she can never love her future husband/bf the way she loves me. She says she can't take it if I ever get into a committed relationship before she does at least. She may shatter for a while sure..but I know she'll be ok.To me, she's only a very very good girlfriend. I did visit her recently btw.Posted by TeenaJed wasn't inclined that way in the beginning either. He was fine with me being gay but he asked me not to make any advances. I gave my word I wouldn't, and I kept my promise for 4 years. My Virgo moon helped his Virgo sun/Cap moon become comfortable around me, his Pisces rising sensed a kindred spirit in my Pisces sun, my Sag rising attracted his Leo cusp, and my Aries Venus/Mercury blended with his Leo Venus/Mercury. Almost like a perfect storm.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by TeenaMy cheek kinda twitched lol. I can't imagine how I'd have reacted if Jed had thrown himself at me like that. I become bored quickly if it's too easy from the start (gotta love my Aries Venus). I loved every second of the 4-year long challenge of getting him to let me fuck him. And it's a lot more than sex. I would die for him, and he knows it. But his Leo cusp loves the flattery I shower upon him on a daily basis lol. You'd think he'd be sick to death of it by now, calling him beautiful every day.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI love her a lottt...like a friend. I'm not a bi..so.We've been friends since 9 years. I sure know she's bi-curious. But she says she'd turn lesbian for life just for me. I dunno if that makes her bi-curious or bisexual tho.She also asks if I'd chose her if she changes the gender. I just avoid prolonging the conversation further or laugh it off.She gets the clue tho. I can't see her that way.Posted by TeenaWere you in love with her?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow???Posted by TeenaI don't know the specifics but I think she went apeshit over a Virgo and is nowadays usually seen abusing Fishes who show interest in Virgos around here. I blocked her wrinkled monkey ass very quickly seeing how she had nothing intelligent to add. I turned my Virgo demigod bi-curious all on my own lol. Let the old bitch stew in her own misery.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowHaha. She likes Virgos too?Posted by TeenaMe too. Oh god, I hope we don't turn into p-angel.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowLOL!! I wouldn't insult virgos anyway tho. They're sacred to me as well ❤️Posted by TeenaPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by Teena"Something"??? LOL if someone insulted MY boyfriend (and it was true), I'd start the Apocalypse. Luckily it's impossible to find something to insult on my Virgo boy, sensual lips & all.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI never blocked you. We just argued once on something. I'd never do that lol.Posted by TeenaJust caught on, am I missing something? Thought you had blocked me ages ago.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by TeenaMy Virgin moon agrees with your Virgin friend. How is it a downside for a beautiful man to have sensual, puckering lips without even trying?
Wow! I thought my virgo friend is alone with this opinion. She loves mild puckering n thinks it's sensual as well.
Haha. It does look good on few yes.
Ands, on the other hand.....struggling to find a single positive quality to refer to. Sure picked a winner there, Teeteena.
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Dude, we're not getting there again ??
We both like Gemitati n understand her. We'll keep it at that n be friends please ?..k bye.
That's one funny thing about dxp. They keep bullbuttering about the sign itself coz they effed up with one person of that sign.But then astrology is all about generalizations. So can't complain.
That's cool you helped your virgo explore n discover that side of him. My Virgo bff n me helped each other discover many things about ourselves. Hell my life probably wouldn't have been the same without her. She's bi-curious as well btw.
It's a beautiful, unique situation. The way Jed explains it is that he's attracted to who I am on the inside regardless of my gender. I'm the only man he's ever kissed, and pleasured. We're so different and so similar at the same time. It's an amazing feeling. Your friend might be the same way. It's a unique experience, and I strongly recommend you give it a shot. It won't kill ya.
You're gonna love it.
Wow!! You just reminded me of us lol! We are so like that. So different yet so similar. She, with me,is like the way you are with your Jed. She compliments me a lot... everyday. N we have been living in different continents since 2 years.We both would die for each other. She says she'd also kill for me lol.She loves me more than I love her but she says I love her more.Just today she texted me "How I miss the smell of you" I didn't reply tho lol! She's very attracted to my personality too. She's like a boyfriend I never had? Won't kill me to try I know. But I'm not even remotely inclined that way. We'll just continue being each other's rock
He became comfortable around me quickly after our long talks that lasted for hours well into the AM hours of the night, and my hardcore sense of humor completely demolished his defenses. To the point where he didn't mind one bit my confession of my big-time attraction and, later, love for him. Even more, it sexually intrigued him. One year ago today I was finding it more and more difficult to be around him because I could no longer handle pretending around him. Madly in love and being driven slowly insane by my petrifying fear of his rejection I was sure to experience if I breathed a word of it. 12 months later, he tells me "I think I'm falling in love with you". Is the universe fucking crazy or what?
Take it from me, as a Virgo mooner being able to relate to Virgos, you might be unwittingly torturing her. She won't be able to handle it forever. I've been there. It drove me suicidal. On August 23rd last year (Jed's birthday) I was ready to bash my head against the wall because I couldn't take it anymore, though I have a feeling his birthday this year will be a little different. But not everyone is that lucky. Being a Virgo, she'll be bottling up and trying to put on a brave face but inside she'll be shattering. Maybe you should have a serious talk with her soon. If you're planning to visit her country anytime soon, you should take the opportunity.
Then her whole chart must be Virgo/Capricorn because I wouldn't be able to handle 9 years of nothing. I'm starting to twitch again. I don't want to experience that again, couldn't survive it.
Hope she can find someone to distract herself with because this isn't healthy. There's only so much the human heart can take before it overloads and shatters for good.click to expand
It's so nice to have a friend like her. I mean how many ppl do you come across who can be all this much in love while being friends? It's so cool ❤️❤️
Virgo sun, sag moon, leo mercury, libra venus, gem mars.
Posted by DiamondAcePosted by bkbella86I argued my way through every single time when I wanted girl time with my mom and sisters which happened no more than twice a year. He even had the audacity to call me a disobedient wife for arguing and wanting free time. I admit I stayed in the marriage because I confused it with love and I was confused when he treated me so sweet yet treated me this other way. I learned the hard way and I hope OP doesn't have to go through what I went through.Posted by DiamondAceThat's what abusers do. They isolate you from your loved ones and your life before them.Posted by MoonbutterMy ex sag was so very charming verbally and physically but he did not like me spending time with my mom, sisters, and even our own flesh and blood children. To me, it hurts more that he couldn't love anyone else except for me. Some people may think that's cute and all that he wants only me in this world but I think it's topnotch selfish.Posted by Ladi1975I went through the same epiphany with my ex, thought we would be together forever but then I met my now bf and he is soo much better then my ex. So what I'm saying is, hold on sistah there is a better guy out there for you who won't hurt you.Posted by bkbella86That is exactly what my gf's say but it hurts just so damn much. You think you found your person and they are just a verbal abuser.
I'm sorry you went through this tho and I hate to sound harsh but this man never deserved your generosity.click to expand
Is he Scorpio moon by chance?
Posted by thecrazyariestaurus1. Who sleeps with you? He does.
I was talking to my Taurus bf's mom yesterday, and she started talking about one of his exes. She ended up telling me that her, my bf, and his ex all had lunch together recently. I don't know how recent this is. She said that she came to visit from another city, and called him and wanted to have lunch. She assured me that they've always stayed good friends after they broke up, and she's married and has two kids now, and her husband knows and lets her have lunch with him.
I was livid, but I had to hold myself back from exploding on him because his brother just died 2 days ago. I just feel like shit. I feel like I'm wasting my time being there for him and his family when he talks to his ex and hides it from me. I know this sounds really immature and selfish but I'm just so hurt. They were together for 4 years (from high school to after high school) and they've been broken up for years, but I still am not ok with the whole situation.
I want to tell him that he needs to choose between us because this is something I'm not gonna tolerate. I just feel selfish for even thinking this. Am I over reacting?? When's a good time to tel him?? I can't do this right now because he's got enough shit to deal with
2. Who does he kiss? You.
3. Who does he say, "I love you" to? You.
4. Who talks/texts with him? You.
5. Who eats lunch/dinner (okay, breakfast) with him? You.
Why does this generation always fall in the JEALOUSY pit? (the green ugly monster?) You don't OWN him (EVEN if you were married; thus the vows, "forsaking others" in marriage, HELL you, will you have lunch w/your ex-bf/ex-wife when I'm your current wife). So what if they had lunch together? The mother is doing nothing behind your back; neither is your boyfriend. And y'all post that Pisceans are SELFISH...not!
cyber hugs! Love,
Eva
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXExactly. I think that's what bothers me the most. If he would've mentioned it, then maybe I would've been more ok with it.
If he had been honest and forthright about wanting to remain friends with his ex then I'd be inclined to say that you might be overreacting, but the fact that he lied to you and hid it from you is a huge red flag.
Doesn't matter if nothing happened between them. He has shown himself to be untrustworthy and relationships don't work without trust.
Posted by fish_andchips_yeah
Virgorean thankyou for the imput.. While it does get hard at time to disscern between dulision and reality this was something ineed address..
While when iwas with her it was obviouse there was an mutual attraction between us.. Only able to go as far as being her friends boyfriend would let us.. Tho if that wasnt the case i have no dout we would be talking ... Man virgos head must go back and forth alot.. Because i read that the examples iv given would be cause to think more, virgos flirt the oppersite way?? To the rest of us.. She might be colder then an aqua but she aint as scary lol haha
Ohh and to be clear ididnt mean my cock i ment gave her the fuck me eyes befor she shyly looked away and back. Tree trunk what kinda auto correct is that.
Aquas have alot of bestfriends but their relationships are useally shallow and this is her "visit every now and again friend" wich my gf has embarrased the virgo publically. A gew times which i found funny.. We also would get high and take other drugs.. Which virgos and pisces especially should stay away from..
The thing is (might sound delusional) when ido listen to my gutt, intuition, higher self meditating, and dreams) and i have acted on them i watch a synchronised series of events take place that i have for seen in insight (tho no 1 would believe this to be real) i guess thats the gift of being a pisces.. Pisces literally can turn dreams to reality.. And my my alarms are saying as hard or unrealistic this is therw is still a pssibilty this could work (as no one truely k ows it wont)
Piscestruedreams thankyou to for a different look tho idont know how to exactly let my gf know iwanna talk to her friend wothout wanting to fuck her it would be a good idea to keep openning communication as mucg as possible
Virgos u mind is hectic nothing like ur outside apperence . id love to bring vixen out.. Where is the girl veesion of me?
As I’ve stated, there is no denying an attraction exists between Virgos and Pisces. They are our opposites on the zodiac wheel. But from your read she is simply being courteous. Out of respect for her best friend she has to communicate with you to a degree because you are her best friend’s boyfriend-an important part of someone’s life she values. You are mistaken Mr. Dreamy. Virgos are the devil. Piss one off and you’ll wish you haven’t.
Not only are you reading too much into the Virgo impression of being into you, but you are justifying it by calling their friendship fake? I have a few close friends who I haven’t spoken to for months at a time, one who happens to be a Pisces himself, but when I reconnect with friends it’s never awkward. We pick up where we dropped off. It’s called adapting to the changes when our lives become busy.
You’re clearly one Delusional Pisces.
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Posted by EvatheDivaWell, I am a Taurus you know, were possessive lolPosted by thecrazyariestaurus1. Who sleeps with you? He does.
I was talking to my Taurus bf's mom yesterday, and she started talking about one of his exes. She ended up telling me that her, my bf, and his ex all had lunch together recently. I don't know how recent this is. She said that she came to visit from another city, and called him and wanted to have lunch. She assured me that they've always stayed good friends after they broke up, and she's married and has two kids now, and her husband knows and lets her have lunch with him.
I was livid, but I had to hold myself back from exploding on him because his brother just died 2 days ago. I just feel like shit. I feel like I'm wasting my time being there for him and his family when he talks to his ex and hides it from me. I know this sounds really immature and selfish but I'm just so hurt. They were together for 4 years (from high school to after high school) and they've been broken up for years, but I still am not ok with the whole situation.
I want to tell him that he needs to choose between us because this is something I'm not gonna tolerate. I just feel selfish for even thinking this. Am I over reacting?? When's a good time to tel him?? I can't do this right now because he's got enough shit to deal with
2. Who does he kiss? You.
3. Who does he say, "I love you" to? You.
4. Who talks/texts with him? You.
5. Who eats lunch/dinner (okay, breakfast) with him? You.
Why does this generation always fall in the JEALOUSY pit? (the green ugly monster?) You don't OWN him (EVEN if you were married; thus the vows, "forsaking others" in marriage, HELL you, will you have lunch w/your ex-bf/ex-wife when I'm your current wife). So what if they had lunch together? The mother is doing nothing behind your back; neither is your boyfriend. And y'all post that Pisceans are SELFISH...not!
Love,
Evaclick to expand
That's why I came on here, to get older more experienced people's perspective. All my friends are young, and they're all gonna say "fuck him! Move on! Blah blah".
Posted by AznnationI guess I'm just paranoid that he'll still have feelings for her. You're right, it is insecurity and I'm not afraid to admit it.Posted by thecrazyariestaurus
I was talking to my Taurus bf's mom yesterday, and she started talking about one of his exes. She ended up telling me that her, my bf, and his ex all had lunch together recently. I don't know how recent this is. She said that she came to visit from another city, and called him and wanted to have lunch. She assured me that they've always stayed good friends after they broke up, and she's married and has two kids now, and her husband knows and lets her have lunch with him.
I was livid, but I had to hold myself back from exploding on him because his brother just died 2 days ago. I just feel like shit. I feel like I'm wasting my time being there for him and his family when he talks to his ex and hides it from me. I know this sounds really immature and selfish but I'm just so hurt. They were together for 4 years (from high school to after high school) and they've been broken up for years, but I still am not ok with the whole situation.
I want to tell him that he needs to choose between us because this is something I'm not gonna tolerate. I just feel selfish for even thinking this. Am I over reacting?? When's a good time to tel him?? I can't do this right now because he's got enough shit to deal with
Why would he have to tell you if its nothing important to him? When there is nothing to hide? whats wrong for her husband to let her have lunch with him when he trust her ?lol.
Why are you not okay with the situation? It shows insecurityclick to expand