Capricorn sense of humor just venting
Yes to dry humor. You just have to dish it back. But if I didn't like someone's joke I just ignore it. Either they won't joke like that again or they'll bring it up and can be clarified. Either way works out. But if it keeps happening a straight face sends the message too.
But for me I really enjoy dry humor and roasting each other. It's fun.
But for me I really enjoy dry humor and roasting each other. It's fun.
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Posted by TheTinManExcept the first option takes more courage......the courage to dare to be intimate with someone with connection and commitment down the linePosted by Ssupermanain't that the truth. all of this.
There's no such thing as free sex. You pay for it by either taking her out and paying to get to know her or hiring a hooker to leave you the hell alone.click to expand
Anyone can shag a woman and walk away......that doesn't take any courage at all.
I feel like there is a definitely a minimal level of self-delusion needed to be able to really enjoy sex with a prostitute.
The World is Full of Crashing Bores
-Morrissey
You must be wondering how
The boy next door turned out
Have a care, but don't stare
Because he's still there
Lamenting policewomen, policemen
Silly women, taxmen, uniformed whores
They who wish to hurt you
Work within the law
This world is full, oh
So full of crashing bores
And I must be one
Cause no one ever turns to me to say
"Take me in your arms
Take me in your arms
And love me"
You must be wondering how
The boy next door turned out
Have a care and say a prayer
Because he's still there
Lamenting policewomen, policemen,
Silly women, taxmen, uniformed whores
Educated criminals work within the law
This world is full, oh
So full of crashing bores
And I must be one
Cause no one ever turns to me to say
"Take me in your arms
Take me in your arms
And love me"
What really lies
Beyond the constraints of my mind?
Could it be the sea
With fate mooning back at me?
No, it's just more lock-jawed pop-stars
Thicker than pig-shit
Nothing to convey
So scared to show intelligence
It might smear their lovely career
This world, I am afraid,
Is designed for crashing bores
I am not one
I am not one
You don't understand
You don't understand
And yet you can
Take me in your arms and love me, love me
And love me
Take me in your arms and love me, love me, love me
Take me in your arms and love me
Take me in your arms and love me
Would you do, would you do what you should do?
Posted by over_thinkerSo you want everyone to cheer you on.....?
come on people.. shit is getting out of hands here...
are you one among those men who appreciates a fine beauty with a classic booty by paying for it?
I do.
Lol
Posted by EvatheDivaPosted by Harukka
And what the sign you love the most? I'm dragon, and I have always love snakes .
I am the SNAKE -- compatible with an OX (RARE to find a man that is both an OX and TAURUS). AND to be politically correct, I am the WOOD SNAKE:
Wood Snakes have a very friendly manner and also a great understanding of human nature which will help them out throughout their lives. The Wood Snake is very good at communicating with others which gains them many friends and colleagues.
They are witty, intelligent, and ambitious people with a large amount of interests who prefer to live in a quiet, stable environment where they can work without any interference. They enjoy art and love to collect paintings and antiques in their home. Their advice is always admired by friends and colleagues especially in social and domestic situations.
The Snake is an extremely intelligent and active person. They will always be planning and looking for ways that they put their substantial skills to use. They enjoy sitting back and thinking about everything that is going on around them, sometimes through meditation.
There will be many points in their life where they decide its time for a change and shed their old skin and take up a whole new range of activities or sometimes even a completely different area of work. Snakes rarely make mistakes as they are very well organized.
Most Snakes are financially secure in later life as long as they do not gamble; this is due to the fact that the Snake is known as the worst gambler in the Chinese zodiac. The Snake is a calm and easygoing person who prefers the quieter things in life. They hate it when somebody tries to rush them into making a decision and prefer to not be around a loud active environment. Snakes do not usually take other peoples advice and will not take kindly to anybody who tries to get involved in their affairs.
The Snake can appear quite confined at times; they are quiet and reserved and can sometimes have difficulty in communicating with others. They do however have a great sense of humor which comes in very useful in times of crisis.
They are not afraid to work hard and will always make sure all their work is carried out thoroughly. One thing that Snakes must be careful of is high blood pressure and diabetes; this is because they burn off so much nervous energy after any physical activity and demands rest for some time afterwards.
It is believed that Snakes are late starters in life due to the fact that it may often take them a while to find a job that they are truly happy doing; they will usually do well in any position that involves research and writing and where they are given freedom to develop their own ideas and plans. Snakes can make good teachers, politicians, personnel manager, and social advisers.
The Snake chooses their friends carefully and although they keep a tight control over their finances, they can be quite generous to those they are fond of. They will have no hesitation to shower their friends and loved ones with lavish gifts or expensive meals, but will expect their friends to stay loyal to them. If the Snakes trust is broken they can be very hurt by this; Snakes are very jealous and possessive by nature.cyber hugs!
Love,
Evaclick to expand
Posted by Adreamuponwakingthough you probably can get Cougars or the naive young desperate women to pay for that too nowadaysPosted by Ssuperman
There's no such thing as free sex. You pay for it by either taking her out and paying to get to know her or hiring a hooker to leave you the hell alone.
False
what if you're broke and you have a sugar momma that picks you up since you don't have a car
and takes you out?
unless
now you are going to count paying for soap and toothpaste aka basic hygiene as
things you HAVE to do *rolls eyes* in order to get women to sleep with you too
Jesusclick to expand
thirsty girls
pay your rent
food
utilities
clothes
and basic hygiene needs
these days
You sound like a woman writing this - if you truly love your kids and have one bit of respect for the mother of your kids then keep that cap girlie on hold, seperate from your wife/girlfriend and THEN start something with this young chick.
You will regret it in the long run because 15 years are super exciting in the beginning but will show its true face after time, she will never be on your level mentally and you will bore her after time because she'll be doing things YOU did YEARS ago and now grew tired of doing.
Amazing, sizzling sex doesnt require to be the same age or anything near. There it's age ain't nothing but a number. But serious stuff, like dating, building, taking responsibility - and now read carefully: leaving your two kids and mother of them for some young pussy is def another story! That ish is dead serious.
Trust me, been there too. 16 years age difference, no kids involved though but my first marriage back then. Horrible decision where I dont regret the end result but the WAY I handled it!
You can do better and surely save your face regarding your kids how they will perceive you in the future. You can leave and quit it, thats fine. But not while cheating, lying and selling your dignity for some young pussy. Leave your wife/gf first and make a clean break up, be honest and dont be such a horrible parent for your kids to look down. Trust me they will some day if you continue like that.
You will regret it in the long run because 15 years are super exciting in the beginning but will show its true face after time, she will never be on your level mentally and you will bore her after time because she'll be doing things YOU did YEARS ago and now grew tired of doing.
Amazing, sizzling sex doesnt require to be the same age or anything near. There it's age ain't nothing but a number. But serious stuff, like dating, building, taking responsibility - and now read carefully: leaving your two kids and mother of them for some young pussy is def another story! That ish is dead serious.
Trust me, been there too. 16 years age difference, no kids involved though but my first marriage back then. Horrible decision where I dont regret the end result but the WAY I handled it!
You can do better and surely save your face regarding your kids how they will perceive you in the future. You can leave and quit it, thats fine. But not while cheating, lying and selling your dignity for some young pussy. Leave your wife/gf first and make a clean break up, be honest and dont be such a horrible parent for your kids to look down. Trust me they will some day if you continue like that.
Im a roaster but i dont know which element, how can u find that?
Posted by tizianinoPosted by AdreamuponwakingMaybe she hates men so she buys them.Posted by Ssuperman
There's no such thing as free sex. You pay for it by either taking her out and paying to get to know her or hiring a hooker to leave you the hell alone.
False
what if you're broke and you have a sugar momma that picks you up since you don't have a car
and takes you out?
unless
now you are going to count paying for soap and toothpaste aka basic hygiene as
things you HAVE to do *rolls eyes* in order to get women to sleep with you too
Jesusclick to expand
women who did this are actually just as desperate as the men who pay prostitutes for sex.
same game
different name.
Water rooster!