Her: So... I've been wanting to ask you. How is our relationship sex wise?"
Him: Awww, I know I'm great. You don't have to remind me.
Her mental thought: Damnit I want to know how I'm doing.. It's always about him. (pouty face)"
His mental thoughts: "I wonder how many midgets you could fit in a 1970 astro van."
Him: Awww, I know I'm great. You don't have to remind me.
Her mental thought: Damnit I want to know how I'm doing.. It's always about him. (pouty face)"
His mental thoughts: "I wonder how many midgets you could fit in a 1970 astro van."
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Posted by CatullusEven w/ a mars scorpio you'd think he'd lean more on the conservative side? His mars conjucts jupiter, also in scorpio, conjucts pluto, and is sextile his leo ascendant.Posted by aaponte511It is cool about your progressed chart by the way!Posted by CatullusHe is a very fun person though, which is mainly why I started to be drawn to him. I have sooo much fun around him and we really do get along so well. I don't necessarily only stick to flings, I need passion and intensity (aries dominant and scorpio moon), but at the same time I'm not too keen on relationships SMOTHERED in romance. I like things to still have that undeniable chemistry, but I can be your best friend before anything. That's just how I am. If I feel like it's too mature/serious I feel a bit... suffocated, to say the least, mainly bc I'm getting bored.Posted by aaponte511Venus in cancer isn't typically 'fun' or lighthearted...maybe he has other placements to compensate that? Otherwise, if you take astrology seriously, things might be tough later on.Posted by CatullusMy venus is in aries, w/ it sextile uranus in aqua and trine pluto in sag, so while I am loyal I tend to get bored and wander after a while... I can stay hooked only if it's fun enough or I'm allowed a sufficient amount of freedom. Now I'm scared lol ?Posted by aaponte511Yeah, venus cancer is typically very monogamous lol. Those squares though, especially the saturn one, might amp that up.Posted by CatullusI remember once he told me he's verrry monogamous, so I figured this placement would be a more long term one than my flighty ass lol. Also, just to put it out there his venus is square both pluto and saturn, both of which are in libra.
Okay...the thing is that aspects and house placements come into play with Venus so nothing I say can really be taken to be true for the person you're currently seeing. Just being upfront there.
When I like someone, typically, I wait a bit before asking them out. I try to see if there's a chance that my feelings will be reciprocated before seeking anything more because I prefer long term relationships to flings...even when I've had flings they've ended up becoming long term lol.
I'm really not a verbal person when it comes to romantic expressions, I don't do pet names and I don't really say 'I love you.' all that often. I express my feelings via random gifts, travelling, putting my partners as a top priority, and just spending time together.
As to loyalty, I wouldn't say I'm the most loyal person out there...I've blindsided most of my partners when I break up with them. I usually pursue another relationship shortly after I end things, I've never cheated but ya know...wandering eye.
You might want to also look into his Mars placement btw. But yeah, Venus in cancer is more romantic and conservative than passionate and intense.
Edit: Reading Souls response I'd say he's more classic Venus in cancer than I am, I think my venus square uranus really has an impact here.click to expand
Posted by LoudLeo
Originally I was going to type this big huge long story about this most recent relationship I had with a Cancer woman, but I'll just give you guys the highlights and see what you have to say from there.
We started dating a few months back. Things were really great. Her teenage daughter even liked me. Again, things were great. So then, she spends a weekend at my place, and while I'm at work one day, she cleans up my messy bachelor pad. Had mixed feelings about it. Half thankful, the other half angry. Fast forward a couple days, and I start giving her the cold shoulder for a few days. Try talking to her after that few days, and nothing in response. Then in the next convo we have, she basically calls it off with us. I try to work my way back in with her, and we get into our one and only argument. She tells me she doesn't wan't an on/off hot/cold type of relationship and thinks we should just forget it all. I blow up at her and give her the "have a nice life" line out of anger.
Cancer silent mode activated.
This was about a couple months ago. Since that last convo, I've tried texting her and of course, I get nothing in return. I'd give it a break for a few days or a week or so, then back at it. Still nothing.
This woman is a great match for me, and I'm sure we'd make an awesome family with the two of us and her daughter. So I ask all of you Cancer folks, is all completely lost, or is there still a chance that she comes back? That is of course, after she's stewed on this situation for the next six months.*joke*
As one Leo to another, this was a bad move on your part. She may be a good match for you, but you're not a good match for her. She's right, she deserves a man who won't run hot/cold. Also Cancer's can be very VERY feminine. You should really consider why you became slightly irritated when she cleaned your place (a gesture of love on her part).
Also if your liked this Cancer so much, why did you play games and give her the cold shoulder in the first place? What message were you trying to send by doing that? Were you trying to manipulate her into chasing you? Is that the type of woman you want? Why do you expect that she should even take you back after you blew up at her?
You took the weak position by showing your anger and then "pushing her away". You were clearly bluffing, which you then confirmed by coming back time and time again. If you're going to tell someone to "have a nice life" you should be prepared to back up those words. The reason she isn't responding to you is because you've shown your true colors. She now sees you as irate and emotionally manipulative. Actions speak louder than words and your actions have shown that you have no emotional self control.
I'm going to assume that you've blown this one out of the water, so you might as well move on to the next person. Just be sure to remember that if you're going to run hot/cold and have emotional outbursts, you're going to scare off the women who have any self respect. Women want a man who demonstrate emotional strength and stability. Yes, the hot/cold thing can work on some women, but that strategy won't work on women who have a strong sense of self esteem.
Intentionally setting posts up to mess with people... that required
a great deal of forethought.
I have no idea what you're really on about, but that much is clear.
a great deal of forethought.
I have no idea what you're really on about, but that much is clear.
Posted by DonJohnsonBait them on lindaland it should clear up a lot.Posted by LePewpPosted by DonJohnsonYour story changes too much. This is too much work. I'm exhausted.Posted by LePewpPosted by DonJohnsonSo you didn't post in the other forum for dxper's specifically, you shitpot because you KNOW dxpers will read what you write in those forum. So even when you weren't on dxp, you were thinking about dxper's when you wrote those posts. That's a lot of work.Posted by LePewpPosted by DonJohnsonyou "set up" posts in other forums according to you no? Also posted pics of her on bodybuilding.com? My point is, you two should fuck already, you can cut the tension with a thong.Posted by LePewp
You did work. They did work. In the end. Winning the internet is like winning the special olympics.
the most amount of work i did was post nikki's pic in her own profile.
it speaks for itself.
i don't think u understood me.
i didn't post in that other forum for the dxpers specifically. i chitpost there KNOWING dxpers read it.
there is a difference.
actually no. i posted there without divulging any real info. that's all.
very easy if u had a brain.
it is indeed.
i wonder how some people even read all those hundreds of posts 1 by 1. imagine the mindfck then.click to expand
Posted by aaponte511I think that'd make him really intense and passionate actually!Posted by CatullusEven w/ a mars scorpio you'd think he'd lean more on the conservative side? His mars conjucts jupiter, also in scorpio, conjucts pluto, and is sextile his leo ascendant.Posted by aaponte511It is cool about your progressed chart by the way!Posted by CatullusHe is a very fun person though, which is mainly why I started to be drawn to him. I have sooo much fun around him and we really do get along so well. I don't necessarily only stick to flings, I need passion and intensity (aries dominant and scorpio moon), but at the same time I'm not too keen on relationships SMOTHERED in romance. I like things to still have that undeniable chemistry, but I can be your best friend before anything. That's just how I am. If I feel like it's too mature/serious I feel a bit... suffocated, to say the least, mainly bc I'm getting bored.Posted by aaponte511Venus in cancer isn't typically 'fun' or lighthearted...maybe he has other placements to compensate that? Otherwise, if you take astrology seriously, things might be tough later on.Posted by CatullusMy venus is in aries, w/ it sextile uranus in aqua and trine pluto in sag, so while I am loyal I tend to get bored and wander after a while... I can stay hooked only if it's fun enough or I'm allowed a sufficient amount of freedom. Now I'm scared lol ?Posted by aaponte511Yeah, venus cancer is typically very monogamous lol. Those squares though, especially the saturn one, might amp that up.Posted by CatullusI remember once he told me he's verrry monogamous, so I figured this placement would be a more long term one than my flighty ass lol. Also, just to put it out there his venus is square both pluto and saturn, both of which are in libra.
Okay...the thing is that aspects and house placements come into play with Venus so nothing I say can really be taken to be true for the person you're currently seeing. Just being upfront there.
When I like someone, typically, I wait a bit before asking them out. I try to see if there's a chance that my feelings will be reciprocated before seeking anything more because I prefer long term relationships to flings...even when I've had flings they've ended up becoming long term lol.
I'm really not a verbal person when it comes to romantic expressions, I don't do pet names and I don't really say 'I love you.' all that often. I express my feelings via random gifts, travelling, putting my partners as a top priority, and just spending time together.
As to loyalty, I wouldn't say I'm the most loyal person out there...I've blindsided most of my partners when I break up with them. I usually pursue another relationship shortly after I end things, I've never cheated but ya know...wandering eye.
You might want to also look into his Mars placement btw. But yeah, Venus in cancer is more romantic and conservative than passionate and intense.
Edit: Reading Souls response I'd say he's more classic Venus in cancer than I am, I think my venus square uranus really has an impact here.click to expand
Posted by DonJohnsonOh, am I just another one of your triggered victims lol!Posted by SoulPosted by DonJohnsonLol!Posted by Soul
You're just saving face don't lie lol.
Anyway if you say fucked up lies about yourself just to piss people off that still makes you the same fucked up person you lied about.
u can think whatever u want about me hillbilly. lmao
the point is i'm making is not about my character.
Well that's good because then this thread wouldn't exist.
but yet it does.... and it's got u on the hook. oh simpleton.click to expand
It's not like I'm here because of my own free will or anything.
You took a pretty heavy blow in that recent thread.
I don't necessarily feel bad for you, but one can only kick a dog while it's down for so long.
I'm truly sorry for the situation you totally got yourself into.
Posted by SpidySenseThis is actually heartbreaking for me to read. But you are who you are. Thanks for your reply.
Can be emotional but it depends, not hysterical about everything as I see with many women. Internal thoughts can be very logical but I'm sensitive to people's needs especially the vulnerable in society. Helping the needy but not the people that consistently need an audience for their victim mentality! And do not help themselves.
Romantic NO! Hate romance and intimacy makes me cringe, prefer passion and fun that are active events. Such as I'm on my way today to ride a zip wire in a couple of hours to start my weekend. Prefer people that are risk takers and willing to do things that are once in a lifetime, profound, legacies.
Very ethical, hate injustice. Enjoy future proofing so the next generation doesn't think we were all lazy FECKS!
Annoying people that talk the talk but have never achieved anything in life. Hate social climbers, users for status or money, people that claim they are independent but have an army of network of people doing everything for them .
Can let go of people easily but it takes time to get to that point of conclusion. On the surface it appears cold and heartless, they think they made one mistake but in reality that person has been a disappointment for the entire duration that I've known them.
Hope ^ that gives you some indication of an aqua moon, sorry if it sounds harsh but I'm very direct.
Posted by DonJohnsonLol unfortunately for you this has no effect on me. You gonna post my pictures, try to make me feel bad? Please do, I give you permission lol! You think I give a damn what people think of me? If that was the case my post count would be cut in half. You can't hurt my feelings brah, try again lol!Posted by SoulPosted by DonJohnsonOh, am I just another one of your triggered victims lol!Posted by SoulPosted by DonJohnsonLol!Posted by Soul
You're just saving face don't lie lol.
Anyway if you say fucked up lies about yourself just to piss people off that still makes you the same fucked up person you lied about.
u can think whatever u want about me hillbilly. lmao
the point is i'm making is not about my character.
Well that's good because then this thread wouldn't exist.
but yet it does.... and it's got u on the hook. oh simpleton.
It's not like I'm here because of my own free will or anything.
You took a pretty heavy blow in that recent thread.
I don't necessarily feel bad for you, but one can only kick a dog while it's down for so long.
I'm truly sorry for the situation you totally got yourself into.
lol there's no such thing as a bad blow on the internet to me. it is only in your mind because you care about what people think of you here.
it must sting so bad because of what you look like irl. you really really care. that low self esteem. ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyLMAOclick to expand
Posted by EffervescentYou're right november is right around the corner
All this drama
It's too epic
It's too much
A nominee for DXP Feud of The Year - DJ vs Nikki
Posted by CatullusThen that's right up my alley ? And going back to my progressed chart, I checked to see what aspects my venus has, and funny enough it's conjunct saturn.. It's said during this aspect you'll meet someone older to have some sort of amorous dynamic w/, and we have quite an age gap. Checked his progressed chart, and his venus is sextile/trine jupiter, where it's said to find someone who is very cultured and appreciative of arts/all around aesthetic. Guess what? I'm an artist.Posted by aaponte511I think that'd make him really intense and passionate actually!Posted by CatullusEven w/ a mars scorpio you'd think he'd lean more on the conservative side? His mars conjucts jupiter, also in scorpio, conjucts pluto, and is sextile his leo ascendant.Posted by aaponte511It is cool about your progressed chart by the way!Posted by CatullusHe is a very fun person though, which is mainly why I started to be drawn to him. I have sooo much fun around him and we really do get along so well. I don't necessarily only stick to flings, I need passion and intensity (aries dominant and scorpio moon), but at the same time I'm not too keen on relationships SMOTHERED in romance. I like things to still have that undeniable chemistry, but I can be your best friend before anything. That's just how I am. If I feel like it's too mature/serious I feel a bit... suffocated, to say the least, mainly bc I'm getting bored.Posted by aaponte511Venus in cancer isn't typically 'fun' or lighthearted...maybe he has other placements to compensate that? Otherwise, if you take astrology seriously, things might be tough later on.Posted by CatullusMy venus is in aries, w/ it sextile uranus in aqua and trine pluto in sag, so while I am loyal I tend to get bored and wander after a while... I can stay hooked only if it's fun enough or I'm allowed a sufficient amount of freedom. Now I'm scared lol ?Posted by aaponte511Yeah, venus cancer is typically very monogamous lol. Those squares though, especially the saturn one, might amp that up.Posted by CatullusI remember once he told me he's verrry monogamous, so I figured this placement would be a more long term one than my flighty ass lol. Also, just to put it out there his venus is square both pluto and saturn, both of which are in libra.
Okay...the thing is that aspects and house placements come into play with Venus so nothing I say can really be taken to be true for the person you're currently seeing. Just being upfront there.
When I like someone, typically, I wait a bit before asking them out. I try to see if there's a chance that my feelings will be reciprocated before seeking anything more because I prefer long term relationships to flings...even when I've had flings they've ended up becoming long term lol.
I'm really not a verbal person when it comes to romantic expressions, I don't do pet names and I don't really say 'I love you.' all that often. I express my feelings via random gifts, travelling, putting my partners as a top priority, and just spending time together.
As to loyalty, I wouldn't say I'm the most loyal person out there...I've blindsided most of my partners when I break up with them. I usually pursue another relationship shortly after I end things, I've never cheated but ya know...wandering eye.
You might want to also look into his Mars placement btw. But yeah, Venus in cancer is more romantic and conservative than passionate and intense.
Edit: Reading Souls response I'd say he's more classic Venus in cancer than I am, I think my venus square uranus really has an impact here.click to expand
It's the coolest thing to see how the universe works out.
Do you mind if I ask what your moon and rising are by the way?