Posted by brianafayI guess townies have been cursed.. They always hang from themselves.. I cant even remember when was the last time we spotted bad guy and hanged him.. LolPosted by ZagittariusPosted by ShadowcatGud doing my dear townies! Let's kill every single one of ourself again.. Lol ?
Leosunscorpiomoon was hung, he was the witch
Didn't vote for him !!! Even asked why everyone was voting for himclick to expand
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowThat's how I've met Jeeeeddddd....
Don't think too much about whose hands are touching you. Just lie back and chillax.
I learned that lesson the hard way. Years ago I went to the doc with bad stomach pains. Doc sent me to radiology to get an ultrasound. The problem is, the male nurse who came to do the ultrasound was as cute as a button (late 20s, short black hair and green eyes, total cutie).......and my tummy is my "sensitive" spot.
So here you have a hunky nurse rubbing all over my tummy with his tool, I was bound to get a stiffie. And here's me trying to maneuver my body to make sure he doesn't spot said stiffie. He kept moving me back and other times he simply shifted his hand to compensate for my body's new position.
*thought bubble* OH DAMN YOU!!
And his bare forearm made contact with my bare tummy far more often than not lol. I was petrified beyond description and at the same time I wanted to burst out laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.
Posted by ReincarnationAs if being divorced defines ones character. You sound dumb.Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83Hahahaha...........how life has moved on, that was mental stuffPosted by MyStarsShineYes!!Posted by Arielle83Well that thought came into my mind.....maybe he isn't the most imaginative lover lolPosted by MyStarsShineMaybe he told her, "women don't have to do any work during sex. Just lay back."
....that's what marriage can do for some women lol
Boring and drives them to looks for excitement.....the lady probably thought she may as well make a few quid as well
Then she realised how much she wanted to do "work".
That lay back thing is very boring tbh, especially for highly sexed women. Isn't that what women did years ago " lay back and think of England, or whichever land you live in. "
Lol
When they were horny they were considered hysterical and digitally penetrated by a doc.
And thus the vibrator was invented.
Silly silly man
Two divorced women laughing amongst themselves.
Both of you are winning at life.click to expand
Posted by ReincarnationI'm not divorced, neither is APosted by MyStarsShinePosted by Arielle83Hahahaha...........how life has moved on, that was mental stuffPosted by MyStarsShineYes!!Posted by Arielle83Well that thought came into my mind.....maybe he isn't the most imaginative lover lolPosted by MyStarsShineMaybe he told her, "women don't have to do any work during sex. Just lay back."
....that's what marriage can do for some women lol
Boring and drives them to looks for excitement.....the lady probably thought she may as well make a few quid as well
Then she realised how much she wanted to do "work".
That lay back thing is very boring tbh, especially for highly sexed women. Isn't that what women did years ago " lay back and think of England, or whichever land you live in. "
Lol
When they were horny they were considered hysterical and digitally penetrated by a doc.
And thus the vibrator was invented.
Silly silly man
Two divorced women laughing amongst themselves.
Both of you are winning at life.click to expand
You are so easily wound up
Posted by heliumfiascoI need to pee somewhere...now! ???Posted by GemitatiHonestly, this is all making sense now. I have a HUGE ass.Posted by heliumfiascoOr your ass is too big - there is nowhere to pee but on you! ?Posted by GemitatiExactly. haha. I dont even think its a sexual thing. It's an "I'm being mischievous" thing.Posted by heliumfiascoOMG! Really? But there is running water so...it's funny! ???
Men instinctively start pissing on you in the shower. They're like little boys. This goes for just about every sign ive dated too.click to expand
Posted by ReincarnationDang you're fast. But I never mentioned my friend you did.Posted by bkbella86Posted by ReincarnationI would advise that to my friend not me. I don't take metro.Posted by bkbella86Posted by ReincarnationThis will make it worse in the future. Metro isn't good. Gel or pill.Posted by earlorg16Posted by ReincarnationLol, damn if you can smell it by standing next to them, that is no good. I thought men can't really contract it though?Posted by earlorg16Posted by ReincarnationHe was tested multiple times since he freaked out about it once he found out, turned out clean thank goodness. He didn't get near that area once he smelled it.Posted by earlorg16Posted by NatureBoyYeah he described the stench as, "rotten fish with a mix of old apple cider." I can't even imagine man.Posted by earlorg16Posted by tctaThey dated for like about 6 months, and it turned out she had been doing it on and off for awhile and hid it from him. Claimed that she needed the cash at the time so she got back into it.Posted by earlorg16that is sick - ewww the smelling part and the infections etc - I'm holding back my lunch now - what a hoebag for what reason ? geez !Posted by tctaThe way my friend found out was pretty crappy. He started suspecting it because she started to get yeast infections more than usual, lack of sex, and her snatch was smelling more and more. Though it wasn't until he found a plan b receipt that she dropped when she pulled something out of her bag. Turns out one of her clients busted open a condom anddd yeah... Feel bad for the dude. Wouldn't have expected it from her either. She always seemed like an honest and open book, but man did that come out of no where.Posted by earlorg16I know right - it's so bizzarePosted by tctaI doubt it's the same person. Who knows though?Posted by earlorg16so you two know the same person lol ? not funny btw
Whoa that's nuts. Just found out a friend GF (ex now) was escorting on the side too and she's also a Leo sun and moon....
thats hot, minus the yeast infection and stench
Gardnerella.
He needs to get treated, too. Probably carries it now.
Lol - in medicine we actually call it the whiff test. Always give it a good whiff.
I can sometimes smell it on women just standing next to them. That takes some experience though. Lol.
Both partners are given metronidazole. If you do not do this, they will just keep passing it back-and-forth.
But in a way us men are lucky. The STDs affect women much more than men healthwise.
Huh?
Go eat yogurt then. I don't know. Probiotics or whatever.
Uhu. Sure...
Your friend.click to expand
I've never understood this particular kink.
I didn't even know it existed until I read about it in a biography
of a cult leader / serial killer and his crazyass wife.
Pain creates endorphins, so that's fairly easy to understand.
But wtf does this do for anyone... is it a territorial thing?
I didn't even know it existed until I read about it in a biography
of a cult leader / serial killer and his crazyass wife.
Pain creates endorphins, so that's fairly easy to understand.
But wtf does this do for anyone... is it a territorial thing?
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Posted by EffervescentPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Nice try, you don't have one.
I know what you've been upto!!
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!click to expand
Posted by ReincarnationI could but I'm feeling lazy now. But feel free to do your own research should you decide not take a docs word for everythingPosted by bkbella86Posted by ReincarnationHuh what?Posted by bkbella86Posted by ReincarnationThis will make it worse in the future. Metro isn't good. Gel or pill.Posted by earlorg16Posted by ReincarnationLol, damn if you can smell it by standing next to them, that is no good. I thought men can't really contract it though?Posted by earlorg16Posted by ReincarnationHe was tested multiple times since he freaked out about it once he found out, turned out clean thank goodness. He didn't get near that area once he smelled it.Posted by earlorg16Posted by NatureBoyYeah he described the stench as, "rotten fish with a mix of old apple cider." I can't even imagine man.Posted by earlorg16Posted by tctaThey dated for like about 6 months, and it turned out she had been doing it on and off for awhile and hid it from him. Claimed that she needed the cash at the time so she got back into it.Posted by earlorg16that is sick - ewww the smelling part and the infections etc - I'm holding back my lunch now - what a hoebag for what reason ? geez !Posted by tctaThe way my friend found out was pretty crappy. He started suspecting it because she started to get yeast infections more than usual, lack of sex, and her snatch was smelling more and more. Though it wasn't until he found a plan b receipt that she dropped when she pulled something out of her bag. Turns out one of her clients busted open a condom anddd yeah... Feel bad for the dude. Wouldn't have expected it from her either. She always seemed like an honest and open book, but man did that come out of no where.Posted by earlorg16I know right - it's so bizzarePosted by tctaI doubt it's the same person. Who knows though?Posted by earlorg16so you two know the same person lol ? not funny btw
Whoa that's nuts. Just found out a friend GF (ex now) was escorting on the side too and she's also a Leo sun and moon....
thats hot, minus the yeast infection and stench
Gardnerella.
He needs to get treated, too. Probably carries it now.
Lol - in medicine we actually call it the whiff test. Always give it a good whiff.
I can sometimes smell it on women just standing next to them. That takes some experience though. Lol.
Both partners are given metronidazole. If you do not do this, they will just keep passing it back-and-forth.
But in a way us men are lucky. The STDs affect women much more than men healthwise.
Huh?
Go eat yogurt then. I don't know. Probiotics or whatever.
"Huh" the fact that millions of physicians around the world agree that metronidazole is the drug of choice and standard of care for treating Gardnerella.
But please continue to educate us all.click to expand
Posted by OrGasMePosted by GetMistedPosted by Capzleo moon connectionPosted by GetMistedsure
@Shadowcat
I'm changing my vote to the arsonist.. @capz
Sus. I change to brianafayclick to expand