DXP buddy movie

Posted by jazzykid
Ands and Firebunny
Genre: Psychological thriller
Title: 99 Bottles Of Beer
With lots of dolly zooms and suspense music.

Posted by WoolyLabia
Jumpin Jupiter and black 7.99
Martin Lawrence and kevin hart buddy comedy
They’re carpet cleaners and then suddenly stumble upon a drug dealer’s doe underneath the floor

Posted by ATGR
@stardustmopped and @cocobeans live together. On a daily basis they look like normal professional women but by night they tease and torment men, getting them to jump through more and more elaborate hoops just for the chance of a relationship.

Posted by WoolyLabia
I think @cocobeans and @rimzy could do a dances with wolves
ROM will play Kevin costner
Coco beans will be the Native American he bangs
So it’s like dances with wolves meets broke back mountain but lesbians

Posted by WoolyLabia
The talented mr bunny
@jazzykid
Firebunny gets sent to investigate me for not paying taxes
He’s a fax machine govt attorney that won Mr winsome in high school
I try to lure fire bunny with white strippers coz he himself thinks he is a white person
Then he watches me get a lap dance
Like really watches me with those 4 eyes of his
Later in the night he begs to come back to my place to play video games
As I’m playing video games he stabs me in the back of the head with the bottle he said I was fondling earlier
I die with my butt crack on the floor of my apartment holding an official PlayStation bro controller
Fire bunny tries on my clothes
Which are 4x as large as his
Then the last shot is of him infront of my bathroom mirror putting in some minoxidil on the corners of his forehead and trying to copy my mannerisms
“Oh you so funny Ands” he spoke to himself

Posted by Stardustmopped
@kimboslice and @soul are kicked out of heaven and are on afterlife probation. They have to do good deeds to be accepted back into heaven but their Scorpio moons cant help but to poke and push peoples buttons.

Posted by ATGR
@stardustmopped and @cocobeans live together. On a daily basis they look like normal professional women but by night they tease and torment men, getting them to jump through more and more elaborate hoops just for the chance of a relationship.

Posted by Stardustmopped
@woolylabia is a charming dating coach. He doesn’t really believe in love but his clients don’t need to know. He tries to help @2moon, a kind but unlucky in love romantic find a date. But 2moon suffers from short term memory loss.
Dun dun
You thought it was a romantic comedy but it turns dark really fast. Woolylabia takes on this special project to figure out why 2moon loses his memory every night. Turns out, he has a tiny carbon monoxide leak in his house that makes him forget. Is it intentional? Who wants 2moon to forget things?
Tune in to find out

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by WoolyLabia
I think @cocobeans and @rimzy could do a dances with wolves
ROM will play Kevin costner
Coco beans will be the Native American he bangs
So it’s like dances with wolves meets broke back mountain but lesbians

The end is they all get impregnated by gigachads
Then the giga Chad’s get eaten by bears coz they thought they could battle a bear
So they all spend winters breastfeeding in a warm tent

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Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by WoolyLabia
I think @cocobeans and @rimzy could do a dances with wolves
ROM will play Kevin costner
Coco beans will be the Native American he bangs
So it’s like dances with wolves meets broke back mountain but lesbians

The end is they all get impregnated by gigachads
Then the giga Chad’s get eaten by bears coz they thought they could battle a bear
So they all spend winters breastfeeding in a warm tent
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I’m about to up my Native American look with a horses tattoo. I thought about getting an arrowhead too lol.

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Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by WoolyLabia
I think @cocobeans and @rimzy could do a dances with wolves
ROM will play Kevin costner
Coco beans will be the Native American he bangs
So it’s like dances with wolves meets broke back mountain but lesbians

The end is they all get impregnated by gigachads
Then the giga Chad’s get eaten by bears coz they thought they could battle a bear
So they all spend winters breastfeeding in a warm tent
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I’m about to up my Native American look with a horses tattoo. I thought about getting an arrowhead too lol.
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lol don’t do it Sanch!
Do you have tattoos now?
Don’t be a degenerate Virgo 🤣
Just do the fire bunny thing and be a good citizen

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Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by WoolyLabia
I think @cocobeans and @rimzy could do a dances with wolves
ROM will play Kevin costner
Coco beans will be the Native American he bangs
So it’s like dances with wolves meets broke back mountain but lesbians

The end is they all get impregnated by gigachads
Then the giga Chad’s get eaten by bears coz they thought they could battle a bear
So they all spend winters breastfeeding in a warm tent
click to expand

I’m about to up my Native American look with a horses tattoo. I thought about getting an arrowhead too lol.
click to expand

lol don’t do it Sanch!
Do you have tattoos now?
Don’t be a degenerate Virgo 🤣
Just do the fire bunny thing and be a good citizen
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🤣🤣🤣 I don’t have any, but my family is talking about getting a family tattoo. What’s wrong with tattoos? I was thinking on my thighs.

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Posted by CoCoBeans
@woolylabia they’ll only be visible when I masturbate in the shower. No one will know. Except all you guys.

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by CoCoBeans
@woolylabia they’ll only be visible when I masturbate in the shower. No one will know. Except all you guys.

WTH Sanch TMI stop it
You know I’m still mind blown with your Native American new looks 🤣

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Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by CoCoBeans
@woolylabia they’ll only be visible when I masturbate in the shower. No one will know. Except all you guys.

WTH Sanch TMI stop it
You know I’m still mind blown with your Native American new looks 🤣
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Sorry Ands. Your remember thread made me remember weird stuff too like that one woman who used to post about her Virgo man refusing sex and him masturbating in the shower. And she’d post on here, he’s in the shower again, I don’t know what else to do 🤣🤣

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Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by CoCoBeans
@woolylabia they’ll only be visible when I masturbate in the shower. No one will know. Except all you guys.

WTH Sanch TMI stop it
You know I’m still mind blown with your Native American new looks 🤣
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Sorry Ands. Your remember thread made me remember weird stuff too like that one woman who used to post about her Virgo man refusing sex and him masturbating in the shower. And she’d post on here, he’s in the shower again, I don’t know what else to do 🤣🤣
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Dead bedrooms lead to lively showers 😅

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Posted by WoolyLabia
Jumpin Jupiter and black 7.99
Martin Lawrence and kevin hart buddy comedy
They’re carpet cleaners and then suddenly stumble upon a drug dealer’s doe underneath the floor

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by WoolyLabia
Jumpin Jupiter and black 7.99
Martin Lawrence and kevin hart buddy comedy
They’re carpet cleaners and then suddenly stumble upon a drug dealer’s doe underneath the floor

The only movie I can see me starring at is in a no holds bar movie with black773 where I kick his tall skinny ass all over a local sports bar. It'll spill all out in the parking lot where local law enforcements standing out there waiting to break us up and place us under arrest. Now that's a movie even I would like to see myself.

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Posted by ATGR
@acutelyunaware and @solo star in a movie where they journey across the US in an attempt to find the ultimate strain of weed together with the best cheeseburger in the land.

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Me and some other Cap-influenced (not sure who on dxp) star in an art house film where we just stare at the wall and each other for half an hour, there's an annoying blue filter, we eat a sandwich, both say one sentence, and the film ends. I.e, it's boring af. 3.9 IMDb score. 😹

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Me and some other Cap-influenced (not sure who on dxp) star in an art house film where we just stare at the wall and each other for half an hour, there's an annoying blue filter, we eat a sandwich, both say one sentence, and the film ends. I.e, it's boring af. 3.9 IMDb score. 😹

Posted by Stardustmopped

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Me and some other Cap-influenced (not sure who on dxp) star in an art house film where we just stare at the wall and each other for half an hour, there's an annoying blue filter, we eat a sandwich, both say one sentence, and the film ends. I.e, it's boring af. 3.9 IMDb score. 😹

I would watch this lol. It can’t be worse than watching Robert Pattinson masturbate in The Lighthouse.

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Posted by MyStarsShine
Do me please 😃

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by Stardustmopped

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Me and some other Cap-influenced (not sure who on dxp) star in an art house film where we just stare at the wall and each other for half an hour, there's an annoying blue filter, we eat a sandwich, both say one sentence, and the film ends. I.e, it's boring af. 3.9 IMDb score. 😹

I would watch this lol. It can’t be worse than watching Robert Pattinson masturbate in The Lighthouse.
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Loved that movie 🤣
I keed I keed

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Posted by ATGR
@acutelyunaware and @solo star in a movie where they journey across the US in an attempt to find the ultimate strain of weed together with the best cheeseburger in the land.

Posted by MyStarsShine
Do me please 😃

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by MyStarsShine
Do me please 😃

Your son gets engaged to gemitati’s daughter
You have to endure gemitati at the wedding practices
She wants her shrimp salad on the menu
Tries to upstage everyone coz Leo moon 🤣

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Posted by Stardustmopped

Posted by MyStarsShine
Do me please 😃

I would have you play Vivienne, a strong-willed enigmatic spiritual healer/energy worker. She runs a holistic practice in Seattle. One morning she wakes up and impulsively decides to pack up her crystals, tarot and dream interpretation cards and drive down the pacific coast to clear her energy.
She stops at a quiet bookstore cafe in a coastal town. She sees a woman behind the counter. Sophie, played by @xyzabc. Sophie is trapped in a cycle of self doubt and fear of her own potential. Vivienne immediately recognizes her as a deep feeling person but maybe afraid of her own depths. Vivienne offers to pull a tarot card for her. Sophie nervously agrees. It’s high priestess-untapped potential.
Vivienne rents a cottage nearby to write a book about spiritual growth while helping Sophie find her own rhythm as a healer.
It’s called the High Priestess Path
stepping into your power is scary, but staying small is worse

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Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by CoCoBeans

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by WoolyLabia
I think @cocobeans and @rimzy could do a dances with wolves
ROM will play Kevin costner
Coco beans will be the Native American he bangs
So it’s like dances with wolves meets broke back mountain but lesbians

The end is they all get impregnated by gigachads
Then the giga Chad’s get eaten by bears coz they thought they could battle a bear
So they all spend winters breastfeeding in a warm tent
click to expand

I’m about to up my Native American look with a horses tattoo. I thought about getting an arrowhead too lol.
click to expand

lol don’t do it Sanch!
Do you have tattoos now?
Don’t be a degenerate Virgo 🤣
Just do the fire bunny thing and be a good citizen
click to expand

🤣🤣🤣 I don’t have any, but my family is talking about getting a family tattoo. What’s wrong with tattoos? I was thinking on my thighs.

click to expand

Posted by Stardustmopped

Posted by MyStarsShine
Do me please 😃

I would have you play Vivienne, a strong-willed enigmatic spiritual healer/energy worker. She runs a holistic practice in Seattle. One morning she wakes up and impulsively decides to pack up her crystals, tarot and dream interpretation cards and drive down the pacific coast to clear her energy.
She stops at a quiet bookstore cafe in a coastal town. She sees a woman behind the counter. Sophie, played by @xyzabc. Sophie is trapped in a cycle of self doubt and fear of her own potential. Vivienne immediately recognizes her as a deep feeling person but maybe afraid of her own depths. Vivienne offers to pull a tarot card for her. Sophie nervously agrees. It’s high priestess-untapped potential.
Vivienne rents a cottage nearby to write a book about spiritual growth while helping Sophie find her own rhythm as a healer.
It’s called the High Priestess Path
stepping into your power is scary, but staying small is worse

click to expand

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Me and some other Cap-influenced (not sure who on dxp) star in an art house film where we just stare at the wall and each other for half an hour, there's an annoying blue filter, we eat a sandwich, both say one sentence, and the film ends. I.e, it's boring af. 3.9 IMDb score. 😹

I don’t think they make art house movies anymore or they??

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Posted by Stardustmopped
@kimboslice and @soul are kicked out of heaven and are on afterlife probation. They have to do good deeds to be accepted back into heaven but their Scorpio moons cant help but to poke and push peoples buttons.