The potrait of a cheat

I found this & I thought it was interesting. It's an article written by Tracey Cox, a UK based relationship and sex expe...

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by WaterCup on Tuesday, April 16, 2013 and has 131 replies.
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Anyway, he should have invested in one of those penis pumps lol
I felt bad, I really did.. but not bad enough to take his calls after :/
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Anyway, he should have invested in one of those penis pumps lol


lol at penis pump. How long does it stay inflated? I'd hate to think i was with a big boy & have him shrink back into nothing during fun time, cock tease?
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Posted by aquapiscescusp
Anyway, he should have invested in one of those penis pumps lol


lol at penis pump. How long does it stay inflated? I'd hate to think i was with a big boy & have him shrink back into nothing during fun time, cock tease?
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I am no expert but a co-worker used to tell me about her bf who used one. He had to pump it regularly, like 2 - 3 times per day for an hour or so, not sure. Yeah...
I dont think a guy with a bullet cock would mind as long as he'd have somebody to get it to shoot.
Posted by feb16aqua
That's not a cock tease...lol...other way around. I've always wondered how those penis pumps work too pump pump pumper


She said it worked for her bf but he was obsessed with getting it bigger and bigger... she'd had enough at one point.
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Posted by WaterCup
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Anyway, he should have invested in one of those penis pumps lol


lol at penis pump. How long does it stay inflated? I'd hate to think i was with a big boy & have him shrink back into nothing during fun time, cock tease?



I am no expert but a co-worker used to tell me about her bf who used one. He had to pump it regularly, like 2 - 3 times per day for an hour or so, not sure. Yeah...
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omg lmao
Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by aquapiscescusp

She said it worked for her bf but he was obsessed with getting it bigger and bigger... she'd had enough at one point.



Yeah it became his obsession. Wow, you know I can understand that though.
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Totally, she said he got so big, she wasn't comfortable any longer. I think at first it was fun but... ya know.
Posted by feb16aqua
That's not a cock tease...lol...other way around. I've always wondered how those penis pumps work too pump pump pumper


cock tease when it suddenly shrinks into nothingness, its like being teased.
There's a procedure done (surgically) to tighten some loose ends, so to speak lol
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Posted by WaterCup
There's a procedure done (surgically) to tighten some loose ends, so to speak lol


I want as few knives out of there as possible...
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you dont want a toned one? And hey, a while back i read about these women in singapore, strippers..apparently there there's a trend (among the strippers) of puffing a cigarrete & making perfect smoke rings using their vjjs..on stage lol
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Posted by WaterCup
There's a procedure done (surgically) to tighten some loose ends, so to speak lol


I want as few knives out of there as possible...


you dont want a toned one? And hey, a while back i read about these women in singapore, strippers..apparently there there's a trend (among the strippers) of puffing a cigarrete & making perfect smoke rings using their vjjs..on stage lol
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hot babes with smoking vaginas, ad would read?
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Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
There's a procedure done (surgically) to tighten some loose ends, so to speak lol


I want as few knives out of there as possible...


you dont want a toned one? And hey, a while back i read about these women in singapore, strippers..apparently there there's a trend (among the strippers) of puffing a cigarrete & making perfect smoke rings using their vjjs..on stage lol
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Pics pls smile
Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
There's a procedure done (surgically) to tighten some loose ends, so to speak lol


I want as few knives out of there as possible...


you dont want a toned one? And hey, a while back i read about these women in singapore, strippers..apparently there there's a trend (among the strippers) of puffing a cigarrete & making perfect smoke rings using their vjjs..on stage lol


a toned one lol. Wow really? wanna go see it? can you imagine? I bet I'd annoy you haha
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sure id wanna see that, definitely. Front row seat, binoculars & all..its interesting. Talking about weird sex acts, ever seen those who give themselves head lol? Both girls & guys. I tell you, some people are really independent lol
Posted by aquapiscescusp
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Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
There's a procedure done (surgically) to tighten some loose ends, so to speak lol


I want as few knives out of there as possible...


you dont want a toned one? And hey, a while back i read about these women in singapore, strippers..apparently there there's a trend (among the strippers) of puffing a cigarrete & making perfect smoke rings using their vjjs..on stage lol


hot babes with smoking vaginas, ad would read?
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lol yeah
Google it Winking
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by feb16aqua
Posted by WaterCup
There's a procedure done (surgically) to tighten some loose ends, so to speak lol


I want as few knives out of there as possible...


you dont want a toned one? And hey, a while back i read about these women in singapore, strippers..apparently there there's a trend (among the strippers) of puffing a cigarrete & making perfect smoke rings using their vjjs..on stage lol


a toned one lol. Wow really? wanna go see it? can you imagine? I bet I'd annoy you haha


sure id wanna see that, definitely. Front row seat, binoculars & all..its interesting. Talking about weird sex acts, ever seen those who give themselves head lol? Both girls & guys. I tell you, some people are really independent lol
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lololol @ independent
friggin flexible at that
Posted by aquapiscescusp
friggin flexible at that


can you imagine finding your guy doing that. Lmao.
Hahaha,
Posted by DonJohnson
honestly guys, the most likely to cheaters are rich ugly mofos.
Especially if they were poor growing up like Billy Bob Thornton. Women never shot that dude 2 looks in his life then all of a sudden, an Oscar and millions of dollars.
He can't stay faithful to anybody.

I have an uncle like this too. It's like a life long handicap was given 2 new legs. He's going to run everywhere.


billy bob is hot lol, at least i find him hot..oscar on no oscar.
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Posted by DonJohnson
honestly guys, the most likely to cheaters are rich ugly mofos.
Especially if they were poor growing up like Billy Bob Thornton. Women never shot that dude 2 looks in his life then all of a sudden, an Oscar and millions of dollars.
He can't stay faithful to anybody.

I have an uncle like this too. It's like a life long handicap was given 2 new legs. He's going to run everywhere.


billy bob is hot lol, at least i find him hot..oscar on no oscar.



he is the exact portrait of a hillbilly.
you have great taste.
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i know Big Grin
Posted by ellessque
if I was a guy I would have tried it! *shrugs*



and break a few ribs lol
Posted by ellessque
can you imagine?
LMAO
men have ribs removed.
I bet it happens!


lmao, ribs traded in for a head, sounds like a great bargain from where im standing. I bet they do & did lol. Its no longer 'handyman', its DIY guy- impressive.
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Posted by ellessque
can you imagine?
LMAO
men have ribs removed.
I bet it happens!


That's supposedly what prince did! true story?

MArylyn manson did it.
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wow, really? For THAT purpose?
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Posted by Sutekh
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Posted by ellessque
can you imagine?
LMAO
men have ribs removed.
I bet it happens!


That's supposedly what prince did! true story?

MArylyn manson did it.


wow, really? For THAT purpose?


suck his own pinga
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lol @ pinga, never heard that one before. Wow thats weird even for him.
Posted by Sutekh
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sutekh
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Posted by Sutekh
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Posted by ellessque
can you imagine?
LMAO
men have ribs removed.
I bet it happens!


That's supposedly what prince did! true story?

MArylyn manson did it.


wow, really? For THAT purpose?


suck his own pinga


lol @ pinga, never heard that one before. Wow thats weird even for him.


amazing man I must say.
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in what way?
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Posted by Sutekh
Posted by WaterCup
Posted by Sutekh
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Posted by ellessque
can you imagine?
LMAO
men have ribs removed.
I bet it happens!


That's supposedly what prince did! true story?

MArylyn manson did it.


wow, really? For THAT purpose?


suck his own pinga


lol @ pinga, never heard that one before. Wow thats weird even for him.


amazing man I must say.


in what way?


Stepping out of the box. *sarcasm*
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lol okay
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Posted by ellessque
nevermind.
i thought you were still talking about billy bob.



LOL! I've no idea why, but this sent me into peals of laughter.
Thank you! smile
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this whole thread is hilarious smile
Posted by SweetLibra
Channing Tatum is popular because he can move his body/dance and he's in great shape so it gives women something to fantasize about. The assumption is that he's probably as good in bed as he is on the dance floor. He's not that cute to be honest. I never took notice of him until he did the stripper movie.


I feel the same way, don't get it.
Posted by ellessque
if I was a guy I would have tried it! *shrugs*




LMAO :: like really? I mean that's like giving yourself a massage, it just doesn't feel right ya know!?

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