Your shallow, "non-negotiables" for a potential partner?

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She MUST have a nice booty!!
Nice teeth & eyes

Must have nice legs
There's nothing shallow about my terms and conditions.
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by thekiss

thigh gap

don't even talk to me if your thighs touch


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She does not have a thigh gap.
Posted by Prince_Pisces

Has to be circumcised.

You should never come to Europe in that case.
Posted by Phantom_Dangus

There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.

He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.
Those aren't shallow non-negotiables, those are just....normal!!
Posted by Phantom_Dangus

There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.

He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.


I am cleaner than the pisces.
Brushed teeth. It’s amazing how many grown men have yellow plaque buildup on their teeth. 🤢🤮
Muscular/masculine body

Like I don't necessarily need gigantic muscle but some definition

Nice v line too


😁😉
High sex drive and into kink
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Posted by Phantom_Dangus

There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.

He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.


Those aren't shallow non-negotiables, those are just....normal!!


*nods*

I have to like the way he dresses. If he dresses like a dork or if I associate his dress with something I don't like, or he has stupid hair or a dumb mustache or one of those goatees to the breastbone (sorry, guys), he has to have something special over-riding it. He has to be able to own that shit, ya know?
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Yes I know. Come here.
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
Posted by TurnedOn
Posted by Phantom_Dangus

There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.

He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.


I am cleaner than the pisces.


lol

Sorry, bub. Even if I was like that, I wouldn't be after Mr. Hits On Every Woman. You screw yourself!
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The real question here is, do you have it in you to change me?
Posted by Phantom_Dangus

And I don't mean, you, go screw yourself. I mean, you screw yourself over.

Of course, you are actually a troll and have my attention, so congratulations. Love


Are trolls this smart??
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
Posted by TurnedOn
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Posted by Phantom_Dangus

There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.

He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.


Those aren't shallow non-negotiables, those are just....normal!!


*nods*

I have to like the way he dresses. If he dresses like a dork or if I associate his dress with something I don't like, or he has stupid hair or a dumb mustache or one of those goatees to the breastbone (sorry, guys), he has to have something special over-riding it. He has to be able to own that shit, ya know?


Yes I know. Come here.


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Backstabber
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
Posted by TurnedOn
Posted by Phantom_Dangus

And I don't mean, you, go screw yourself. I mean, you screw yourself over.

Of course, you are actually a troll and have my attention, so congratulations. Love


Are trolls this smart??


Um, yes. Effective trolls are very smart. The bastards.
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Lol there is no such thing as effective trolls.
The feet is an absolute must for me. If dem feet ain't right to my expectations, I'm instantly put off.
Posted by Arielle83

I’m easily groomed so maybe just have a job
Lol
Posted by thekiss
Posted by saggurl88

Brushed teeth. It’s amazing how many grown men have yellow plaque buildup on their teeth. 🤢🤮


i have this coz i have fake teeth Big Grin

gotta brush mouthwash floss and then go over them again with an electric toothbrush after every meal
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If you’re brushing your teeth, real or fake, then it shouldn’t have a build up of plague.

So I think you’re good.
Posted by Gobby

Prominent nipples when hard. No, NOT areolas, nipples...


Ohhh the Pisces has them..
Can’t be bald or short
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.

Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Except that I love my dad more.
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Good luck
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Issa hard road but if someone like me is out there than someone who ticks off this list is out there.
Posted by HeartofIce
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom

She MUST have a nice booty!!


Bruh what about her punani though
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With so many ladyboys around these days...us straight dudes are just happy as long as it's a legit vag.
Posted by HeartofIce
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Lmao damn
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She has Venus in Cap.

Nuff said.
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Posted by HeartofIce
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom

She MUST have a nice booty!!


Bruh what about her punani though


With so many ladyboys around these days...us straight dudes are just happy as long as it's a legit vag.
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Wow. I cant imagine.
Posted by DMV
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Good luck


Issa hard road but if someone like me is out there than someone who ticks off this list is out there.
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Issa not happening
Neno told me to post this on his behalf:

"She MUST like me, but like really really like me, not like all other girls, they all just like me, that's not enough, oh and she must be a Cap, and fat too, and she must be able to read my smoke signals as a sign of interest, and my stare, my stare!!"
Posted by 777
Posted by DMV
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Good luck


Issa hard road but if someone like me is out there than someone who ticks off this list is out there.


Issa not happening
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Lol
Posted by Victorious
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.
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Top Tier baby.........
His penis has to be smaller than mine. So I can always win sword fights.
Posted by Victorious
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.
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What does that say about the Male race? 🤔
Posted by Antiphates
Posted by peaceandtranquility_96
Posted by Antiphates

Slim to athletic body type. I don't like big butts and boobs.

Should have a decent amount of stamina to keep up with me.

Can't be the princess type.


Whoa! You’re like a unicorn! Thank goodness for men like you


For being shallow?

I'm confused.
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Lol
Posted by Victorious
Posted by LibraSupreme
Posted by Victorious
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.


Top Tier baby.........


But the rest aren't that difficult. Its really not.

Aside from the 90k, 2 of my good friends hit everything else on this list.
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Exactly, I'm not asking for much.
Posted by DMV
Posted by Victorious
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.


What does that say about the Male race? 🤔
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That the male race has realized that there is no such thing as pussy power and the female race needs to stop looking in the mirror all day long and get up their ass and get their shit together and contribute their share in the 90k.
Posted by TurnedOn
Posted by DMV

Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.

Clean clothes

Nice teeth

Dont smell

At least 5'10 or better

I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.

Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.

Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.

Well groomed face.

Clean fingernails.

If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.

Salary $ 90k or better

No kids

Must love your mama but not too much.

Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.


Except that I love my dad more.
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Oh yea lol

👀
Has to have lots of money
And share it with me
I'm attracted to natural nails if I'm considering anything more than a month.
Posted by peaceandtranquility_96
Posted by Antiphates
Posted by peaceandtranquility_96
Posted by Antiphates

Slim to athletic body type. I don't like big butts and boobs.

Should have a decent amount of stamina to keep up with me.

Can't be the princess type.


Whoa! You’re like a unicorn! Thank goodness for men like you


For being shallow?

I'm confused.


hahaha! No no no! It's rare to find a man that doesn't want a thick woman with big boobies and a nice tush! It's refreshing to hear there's men out there for women that don't want those things! hallelujah!
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Not rare. At least I don't think. I'm also one of the few that doesn't care much about big boobs and buttocks.
Skinny.

Ugly fucked up bitten down nails and swollen hands and lazy or feminine skinne hands. Ehm no thanks!!!! My hands look Lore rugged than yours, you are not supposed to touch this.

A very obvious Adams Apple, because that shit will have me looking at it the whole time and in the end want to cut it out.

Weird obsessions through out my life has been: those little weird things in the back of where the knee bends, like if there were two lines, haaaaaaaawt!

A big angle at where the thumb "breaks" from the hand - put that hand on me!

Slightly crooked eyes that seem like they are smiling.

And if guy snells good. I will marry him.

So.... Yeah...
Oddly enough, if he shaves his body hair too much.... like the last guy I was with shaved it all down there which I just found really offputting on a 37 yr old man. Idk what it was but it wasnt attractive to me. Ive seen some good looking cocks before and I dont think it did him any favors. I like men to look like it--chest hair is fun to play with.

Bad smelling guys, no thank you. And I have frequently dated men with stomach issues, no big deal there bc they cant help it. But bad breath or body odor--nnnnnooooooo. A man who cannot take care of the basics for himself is of no good to me.

Sense of style . I am a very visual person so yes, first impressions are important. But even so, over time my perceptions of someone can change and with that, how I see them. One thing I find it hard to overlook is horrible taste. I am not up on all the current designers or anything but I try to put my best foot forward and I generally know what looks good. He doesnt have to be fancy but yeah... I will leave it at that.

Generally weak men also turn me off badly.

Mostly Im pretty accepting of just about anything bc I too am very flawed and most things I can work past.
Posted by HeartofIce

You have to have nice hands.
Whatever is that you are building...if they will make it you wouldn’t be able to afford it so lower expectations Princess...
muscles (fit), nice smell, cuddly,baby face (lol)
Posted by thekiss

thigh gap

don't even talk to me if your thighs touch


Hi 👋


For me: tall, thin, smells good, smart, and easy to be with, I hate complicated men
to smash - just be cute

to smash more than twice - sex game has to be on point

for me to actually see you out the house - hold conversation

to date - all of the above

for me to date exclusively - sex game has to be often and all of the above

to be more than that - ?????

@saggul88 Big Grin this is me
Posted by AbbyNormal

Oddly enough, if he shaves his body hair too much.... like the last guy I was with shaved it all down there which I just found really offputting on a 37 yr old man. Idk what it was but it wasnt attractive to me. Ive seen some good looking cocks before and I dont think it did him any favors. I like men to look like it--chest hair is fun to play with.

Bad smelling guys, no thank you. And I have frequently dated men with stomach issues, no big deal there bc they cant help it. But bad breath or body odor--nnnnnooooooo. A man who cannot take care of the basics for himself is of no good to me.

Sense of style . I am a very visual person so yes, first impressions are important. But even so, over time my perceptions of someone can change and with that, how I see them. One thing I find it hard to overlook is horrible taste. I am not up on all the current designers or anything but I try to put my best foot forward and I generally know what looks good. He doesnt have to be fancy but yeah... I will leave it at that.

Generally weak men also turn me off badly.

Mostly Im pretty accepting of just about anything bc I too am very flawed and most things I can work past.
I am suspecting you are...single aren’t you?
Metrosexuals

Blonde Men

Spiked hair

Manbags - creepy

Colored contacts

Overrated cologne:

(the *light blue, polo, aqua di Gio..* Club)

Crappy shoes

White socks

Briefs... you're a grown ass man. Just no.

Crappy watch

Nylon or colorful wallets

Feminine hands / feet

Tone of voice

Weird laugh

Bad teeth

Bad posture

Mama's boy

Social media platform hoe

Calorie counting freak

Gym freaks

Vegan/juicer freaks
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