Posted by Black-MambaPosted by thekiss
thigh gap
don't even talk to me if your thighs touch
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Posted by Prince_Pisces
Has to be circumcised.
Posted by Phantom_DangusThose aren't shallow non-negotiables, those are just....normal!!
There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.
He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.
He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomPosted by Phantom_Dangus
There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.
He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.
Those aren't shallow non-negotiables, those are just....normal!!
*nods*
I have to like the way he dresses. If he dresses like a dork or if I associate his dress with something I don't like, or he has stupid hair or a dumb mustache or one of those goatees to the breastbone (sorry, guys), he has to have something special over-riding it. He has to be able to own that shit, ya know?click to expand
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by TurnedOnPosted by Phantom_Dangus
There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.
He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.
I am cleaner than the pisces.
lol
Sorry, bub. Even if I was like that, I wouldn't be after Mr. Hits On Every Woman. You screw yourself!click to expand
Posted by Phantom_Dangus
And I don't mean, you, go screw yourself. I mean, you screw yourself over.
Of course, you are actually a troll and have my attention, so congratulations.
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by TurnedOnPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomPosted by Phantom_Dangus
There is a certain level of overall attractiveness that a guy has to reach for me to, well, find him attractive. I think my threshhold is lower than a lot of women's of my same relative attractiveness level because I value other things very highly.
He can't be filthy all the time. He can have filthy hobbies, but then he needs to bathe. Thank the heavens, the Pisces bathes all the time.
Those aren't shallow non-negotiables, those are just....normal!!
*nods*
I have to like the way he dresses. If he dresses like a dork or if I associate his dress with something I don't like, or he has stupid hair or a dumb mustache or one of those goatees to the breastbone (sorry, guys), he has to have something special over-riding it. He has to be able to own that shit, ya know?
Yes I know. Come here.click to expand
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by TurnedOnPosted by Phantom_Dangus
And I don't mean, you, go screw yourself. I mean, you screw yourself over.
Of course, you are actually a troll and have my attention, so congratulations.
Are trolls this smart??
Um, yes. Effective trolls are very smart. The bastards.click to expand
Posted by Arielle83Lol
I’m easily groomed so maybe just have a job
Posted by thekissIf you’re brushing your teeth, real or fake, then it shouldn’t have a build up of plague.Posted by saggurl88
Brushed teeth. It’s amazing how many grown men have yellow plaque buildup on their teeth. 🤢🤮
i have this coz i have fake teeth![]()
gotta brush mouthwash floss and then go over them again with an electric toothbrush after every mealclick to expand
Posted by Gobby
Prominent nipples when hard. No, NOT areolas, nipples...
Posted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Posted by Black-MambaIssa hard road but if someone like me is out there than someone who ticks off this list is out there.Posted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Good luckclick to expand
Posted by HeartofIcePosted by BoomShakalakaBoom
She MUST have a nice booty!!
Bruh what about her punani thoughclick to expand
Posted by HeartofIceShe has Venus in Cap.Posted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Lmao damnclick to expand
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomWow. I cant imagine.Posted by HeartofIcePosted by BoomShakalakaBoom
She MUST have a nice booty!!
Bruh what about her punani though
With so many ladyboys around these days...us straight dudes are just happy as long as it's a legit vag.click to expand
Posted by DMVIssa not happeningPosted by Black-MambaPosted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Good luck
Issa hard road but if someone like me is out there than someone who ticks off this list is out there.click to expand
Posted by 777LolPosted by DMVPosted by Black-MambaPosted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Good luck
Issa hard road but if someone like me is out there than someone who ticks off this list is out there.
Issa not happeningclick to expand
Posted by VictoriousPosted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.click to expand
Posted by VictoriousWhat does that say about the Male race? 🤔Posted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.click to expand
Posted by AntiphatesPosted by peaceandtranquility_96Posted by Antiphates
Slim to athletic body type. I don't like big butts and boobs.
Should have a decent amount of stamina to keep up with me.
Can't be the princess type.
Whoa! You’re like a unicorn! Thank goodness for men like you
For being shallow?
I'm confused.click to expand
Posted by VictoriousExactly, I'm not asking for much.Posted by LibraSupremePosted by VictoriousPosted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.
Top Tier baby.........
But the rest aren't that difficult. Its really not.
Aside from the 90k, 2 of my good friends hit everything else on this list.click to expand
Posted by DMVPosted by VictoriousPosted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Good luck, probably the 90k thing is what makes this list very difficult. The rest don't seem that uncommon.
What does that say about the Male race? 🤔click to expand
Posted by TurnedOnOh yea lolPosted by DMV
Long and wide penis. I give extra points for a slight Turkey neck.
Clean clothes
Nice teeth
Dont smell
At least 5'10 or better
I like my penis Brown or black. No light skinned or white penis. Get a tan.
Decent size areola and nipple. Not too big or small.
Other girls must find you attractive. I need to know and I need them to know I won. I like people to be jealous of me and me mate.
Well groomed face.
Clean fingernails.
If your the recurring butt of your friends jokes, I dont want you.
Salary $ 90k or better
No kids
Must love your mama but not too much.
Must call me everyday and text regularly throughout the day and night.
Except that I love my dad more.click to expand
Posted by peaceandtranquility_96Not rare. At least I don't think. I'm also one of the few that doesn't care much about big boobs and buttocks.Posted by AntiphatesPosted by peaceandtranquility_96Posted by Antiphates
Slim to athletic body type. I don't like big butts and boobs.
Should have a decent amount of stamina to keep up with me.
Can't be the princess type.
Whoa! You’re like a unicorn! Thank goodness for men like you
For being shallow?
I'm confused.
hahaha! No no no! It's rare to find a man that doesn't want a thick woman with big boobies and a nice tush! It's refreshing to hear there's men out there for women that don't want those things! hallelujah!click to expand
Posted by HeartofIceWhatever is that you are building...if they will make it you wouldn’t be able to afford it so lower expectations Princess...
You have to have nice hands.
Posted by thekiss
thigh gap
don't even talk to me if your thighs touch
Posted by AbbyNormalI am suspecting you are...single aren’t you?
Oddly enough, if he shaves his body hair too much.... like the last guy I was with shaved it all down there which I just found really offputting on a 37 yr old man. Idk what it was but it wasnt attractive to me. Ive seen some good looking cocks before and I dont think it did him any favors. I like men to look like it--chest hair is fun to play with.
Bad smelling guys, no thank you. And I have frequently dated men with stomach issues, no big deal there bc they cant help it. But bad breath or body odor--nnnnnooooooo. A man who cannot take care of the basics for himself is of no good to me.
Sense of style . I am a very visual person so yes, first impressions are important. But even so, over time my perceptions of someone can change and with that, how I see them. One thing I find it hard to overlook is horrible taste. I am not up on all the current designers or anything but I try to put my best foot forward and I generally know what looks good. He doesnt have to be fancy but yeah... I will leave it at that.
Generally weak men also turn me off badly.
Mostly Im pretty accepting of just about anything bc I too am very flawed and most things I can work past.
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