CLUB SCORPION (Page 3)

Oh that!...yeah liar...

I can't stand that dude

Alright, lets try this again-SHATNER, I SUMMON THEE!



They can't possibly resist this, right?

So, no go?

I think I am going to puke

chocoalate
If P-diddy is coming we have to have a special VIP room for him and you get some ladies that can go in there and give him and his boys all the lap dancing they want.

MM- go in the basement if you want to do drugs and burn some of them Incents, make sure people give some to the house?

Yama - get rid of the FUCKING William Dude damn can you get someone a little more fucking attactive.

antibling - are you part of this william shit?

LOL...I am trying to hold it in...Damn..i keep telling myself not to OD on the stuff!...

Pulp fiction comes to mind...wheres the needle...get me a godamn needle..

Oooooooh....yeah baby...

They can prick me anytime!

LMAO!

"Yama....see how violently Scorpionlady reacted to that pic —"

antibling

LOL
All I'm saying is you could have picked a better person....What you and Yama like the Shat-meister? what's up with that.

MM- How can you been in the basement getting fucked up when you supposed to be watching the damn door.

Do I have to fire you?

No wonder any and everybody is walking in her doing what that damn well please

*SL looks at the the Shat-meister picture*

You can't see who is coming in you to damn high

*somebody get MM some damn coffee*

"*somebody get MM some damn coffee*"....LOL...yeah damn wheres that espresso..

I was drugged up to the eyeballs..he actually seemed attractive for a minute..right onto it...

Shatters..where are you..you piece of shit...

**runs down into the club in search for shatters**

the shat meister? hahahahah

Damn, I always miss the good parties!!!!!

*looks around at the club*

Did you come up with a name for the club? Because I smell alot of WALNUTS in here!?
And are you still hiring?

Well, shit! I just want to drink for free anyway.......

I'm not really the dancer type. I'm more of the cocktail waitress/undercover bouncer type.

What did it say on another thead about emotions running high right now? LOL....We need to take our aggressions out somewhere. And on who better than a drunken partier that needs to be "bounced"?

LOL @ JP

**MM stands at door, look at Bling and looks at JP, up and down**

Excuse me, do we know you? Funny how you just happen to appear when theres a party in town..

Mind telling us where the fk you been for the last few months

Hmmmmmm

Such hostility MM! I don't think you want to mess with this scorp. Beside, I adore you.

I've been here and there. I check in every now and then, but it's tends to be a bit boring at times. And besides, looks like a missed this party.

Yep...on ya bike love...and give me back that bottle you just took from the bar!!!

Aww..come here and gis a hug..

**shmooze shmooze**

WHat dance? have I missed something?

Ahh, there we go......I forgot how to do it for a minute there!

LETS GET OUR JIGGY ON!!!!!!

*mwahhh*

Hi kids...been missin' ya!

Is this fitting?

u r definitely representing your scorps

LOL, they don't need representin'....They do just fine on their own.

*grabs pluto and starts dancing*

So, what you been up to lately?

Salsa lessons? I'm jealous!!!! I want to take salsa lessons!

Well guys...I gots to go. My son is out of school today and I'm going to make him a lunch of bacon and pancakes. Nothing starts your day like a good artery clogging/sugar induced coma!

HAPPY B-DAY SCORPS!!!!!

JP.....What the hell is going on girl...glad you can make it.

yea I am still hiring....I need you to sell Toys for me


"Damn, I always miss the good parties!!!!!"

*looks around at the club*


Did you come up with a name for the club? Because I smell alot of WALNUTS in here!?
And are you still hiring?

Yea I came up with the name, you like

hey, what happened— Is the party already over?... ?

Hmmm

*picks up a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black and takes a swig*

Dame the club closed down....what everybody got drunk and went home or yall were to drunk to chit chat and yall all went to get yall freak on?

What's up with you scropions? Let me find out I have to go get a new set of friends...

Let me weigh my options:

NO Yes Maybe
Capricorn Aries Aqua
Virgo Geminis
Pisces
Sag
Taurus
Leo

So from my evaluation I find that my only friends will be an Aries, Gem and maybe an Aqua, and I might let a Scorp in but I doubt it...I can't tolrate another person like me. LOL

damn that got screwed up

ok let me put it this way...

I will not be friends with a Cap, Taurus, Leo, Sag, Picses, Virgo

I will be friends with a Aries, Gemini and maybe an Aqua

At this rate, you won't be talking to anyone!..not many left of the zodiac...

And whats wrong with us Scorps..we are lovely people..Gems we are..

MM I thought you knew that I don't deal with scorpios, not the men or the women if I can help, I find that to be a danger zone for me and I stay away from it.

I have had 2 b/f that were scropios
I work with a scropio women who is older than me I deal with it because I don't have to see her everday.

I used to work with a scropiod women and we clashed so many times it was ridiculas so I just distance myself, for both our safety....LOL

How did you find the Scorpio boyfriends?

I know you mentioned you don't get on with your own sort...we're doing alright though aren't we...does that mean you don't like to see what your like?..LOL

Yes..kind of looks that way doesn it...

MM
"does that mean you don't like to see what your like?..LOL"

Trust me when I say I love my self to no end every thing about me it's just other scorpios that i have a problem with LOL and it's because I can see right through them. scorpio men)

"How did you find the Scorpio boyfriends"?

Met them one at a party and the other one at an Afterhours spot. Stayed with the secpmd on for about a year got into a major arugements, he knew I knew he was a lier, the other he lied at the very beginining, and I kept catching him in his lies, and he actually stood me up for a concert, and I cused his azz out after that I was done, 3 strikes you are out and I was not going to strike out. LOL

You have to understand I am a bit older I have seen alot been through a lot and dealt with a lot in my life, so I have weeded out the types of people that are not healthy for me. Caps and Taurus and Scropio (being judgemental) LOL




PM
"this party went into a freezer ehh...."

yes it has, I can't party with the people on DXP, LOL to boring and lack potential, stamina, and excitement..... LOL, (to all those that apply)
LOL

Emeraldgem
"You know....washing the "live scorpions" would have to be a b!+@*h."

afraid you might get stung?

Seeing a picture of a Scorpio gives me goosebumps...I am scared of those things..

And SL...I guess you have the wisdom as you are older..For the most part you can tell the geniune ones from the bullshitters...but yeah you do come across some right bastard scorpio men!..LOL..not all of them are nice..