Damnata
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Fixed sign things..
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/09/guy-texts-woman-relentlessly-for-a-year-after-she-steals-his-sunglasses-59101/
Alex kindly let Anna borrow his well-loved sunglasses. In the worst outcome possible, she never returned them to him. But it turned out Alex was really attached to those sunglasses. He texted her regularly for an entire year about them, in fact. Even when it was clear she wasnโt going to respond. But, plot twist, after a year of trying she does respond. Persistence does pay off, kids! Well, kind of.
Alex kindly let Anna borrow his well-loved sunglasses. In the worst outcome possible, she never returned them to him. But it turned out Alex was really attached to those sunglasses. He texted her regularly for an entire year about them, in fact. Even when it was clear she wasnโt going to respond. But, plot twist, after a year of trying she does respond. Persistence does pay off, kids! Well, kind of.
Oh wow LOL, that sure is persistent
He really lives those sunglasses huh
He really lives those sunglasses huh
*loves
Well, he obviously loves those sunglasses. Plus, she's a thief and deserves the harassment. Sadly, she probably has his ass blocked and she never saw the messages
And he's being MUCH nicer than I would be about it
Posted by Happygoluckyplot twist, she does reply at the end.
Well, he obviously loves those sunglasses. Plus, she's a thief and deserves the harassment. Sadly, she probably has his ass blocked and she never saw the messages
aries never having patience smh.
LMAO
Dude has humor and she deserved all these messages.
Now I know why I don't have fixed signs in my chart. I couldn't do it relentlessly over a pair of sunglasses. I'd get bored of trolling after one month. Maybe ask from time to time?
*reconsiders ever borrowing something from her fixed sign friends*
Dude has humor and she deserved all these messages.
Now I know why I don't have fixed signs in my chart. I couldn't do it relentlessly over a pair of sunglasses. I'd get bored of trolling after one month. Maybe ask from time to time?
*reconsiders ever borrowing something from her fixed sign friends*
Posted by ellleI was thinking of the carpet shampooer!
lol
I wasn't quite this bad with my carpet shampooer......I gave up after about two months. The cap board had to endure a thread about it though.
Posted by RabbitThis is for those rare ocasions when fixed signs say "Yes", not the status quo of le fixed.
"Hey, can I borrow your sunglasses?"
"No."
Problem. Solved.
Posted by P_Andsi really think it's a scorpio mars thing but what do I know.
this is how i am. relentless.
thank you for reminding me to troll the libra i'm harassing.
Posted by ellleWe are on the Scorpio board...where all lightness and easy going humor goes to die.
BUT WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO SERIOUS!โ
I'm sure he was trolling in good spirits. After a while I won't even care and just joke around with it.
I exchange books with my Pisces friend regularly. Haven't seen any back nor has he got his back. But it's all cool. I will give them back..one day.
Mutables and time..smh.
Posted by RabbitLook away.
This wouldn't be an issue if FILTHY COMMUNISTS STOPPED TAKING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE EARNED FOR THEMSELVES.
Posted by P_Andsso sometimes i'm like fuckit nvm.Yeah, that's me all the time.click to expand
Now if you take something I have hoarded...of which there are many sentimental things...I will go to the ends of the earth.
Posted by elllein my life..that's cardinals all the way.
I wouldn't say mutables are better, just different.
mutables try to give you shit you don't want and will NOT let you say no.....and then all of sudden want it back....and because I didn't want it to begin with....I have no clue where the hell I put it.
and my virgo dad. he will sneak stuff in my suitcase right before i go so i won't have time to check it.
"dad why do you think i need this drill?"
"it's important to have stuff"
a water bottle?!?!?!?!?!
lmao, wtf.
lmao, wtf.
People gift water bottles?
Mindblown
Mindblown
Posted by ellleit was worse because he went all the way with his comment.
LOL @ the drill!
"it could double as a vibrator...or would you rather have me buy you yet ANOTHER cat"
"-.-"
i swear the man lives to troll me.
Posted by elllesee, this i get.
we hold on to things!
*scorpio mars*
I still have a nickel I found in the sofa cushions at my cousin's house when I was eight! I had so much fun with him that summer....that was my souvenir.
I carry a rock in my purse that I picked up at the Louvre in Paris.
I used to carry the rock in my coat pocket but someone borrowed my coat and for those three days I went into shock thinking they would find it and throw it away!!!!!! As soon as I got the coat back....I transferred it to my purse. ๐
cancer venus will hoard any sentimental thing. or it's the 4th house moon? fuckit.
...and other very random things. like blood vials, teeth and my belly button.
i only lend things i could dispose of. if i want it back, i won't take the risk of lending it.
Posted by ellleHid all my allowance in my piano growing up.
I hide shit.
I had so many spots around the house. Made holes in furniture, underneath the table to stash away. Mattresses are for amateurs.
Unfortunately for me, I also have aries placements so I think there are things still hidden there somewhere that I won't ever remember.
Posted by elllethe only thing i got busted on was the most important: money in the piano.
I couldn't hide anything as a child....my mother found EVERYTHING.
teh leo decided to play it one day and heard it muffled as fuck so...she opened it.
THEY STOLE MY GODDAMN MONEY! (i will never let this thing go)
Posted by elllestrangling is too easy a way to go.
ands, I would have strangled you.
lol
i would have thought of some torture specifically for that crime.
god.
i started at least a dozen diaries.
i don't have it in me to follow through.
and yeah when my mom found it and started quoting from it...that was mortifying.
but it's not that part..i just don't have the follow through on diaries.
i don't have it in me to follow through.
and yeah when my mom found it and started quoting from it...that was mortifying.
but it's not that part..i just don't have the follow through on diaries.
Posted by P_Andsi hate cluttered space. every space has to be almost empty for me to walk around in it. i need lots and lots of space
i can never date a cancer/ cancer influenced chick
the junk will annoy me
you wouldn't ever guess i hoard shit. i'm slick about it. won't even see anything either. i have a fake wall in my pantry.
the lengths i go to disguise it....
Posted by ellleGrew up in a house where there was furniture everywhere. Paintings everywhere..no empty space.
because of all the unnecessary furniture
Persian rugs annoyed me the most. I cannot stand rugs, they immediately make a room smaller and it's suffocating to me.
I walk barefoot all the time.
I'd love something like this, but I have a cat so it's a no go.
Posted by P_Andsi had ice age posters..no celebs.Posted by Damnatai'm a rat. i will find everything.Posted by P_Andsi hate cluttered space. every space has to be almost empty for me to walk around in it. i need lots and lots of space
i can never date a cancer/ cancer influenced chick
the junk will annoy me
you wouldn't ever guess i hoard shit. i'm slick about it. won't even see anything either. i have a fake wall in my pantry.
the lengths i go to disguise it....
you do not have a fake wall in your pantry stfu it's a hole u probably covered with a kanye west posterclick to expand
that squirrel should be on the hoarder flag.
Posted by DamnataLOL I love him!!
LMAO
Dude has humor and she deserved all these messages.
Now I know why I don't have fixed signs in my chart. I couldn't do it relentlessly over a pair of sunglasses. I'd get bored of trolling after one month. Maybe ask from time to time?
*reconsiders ever borrowing something from her fixed sign friends*
Posted by Rambunctious76Ok, The Mechanic.Posted by DamnataYou know i could help you turn it into a vibrator. Just need to get the right dildo to fit on the drill bit. I'm serious ๐Posted by ellleit was worse because he went all the way with his comment.
LOL @ the drill!
"it could double as a vibrator...or would you rather have me buy you yet ANOTHER cat"
"-.-"
i swear the man lives to troll me.
I live for these things.click to expand
Posted by FrostAndBiteJesus, you beast!
Never let anyone borrow your shit!
I fucking loathe it when people steal pens. A Virgo at work only comes in with one pen everyday, he always asks to borrow them but you never see them again.
Pens and lighters...I am fidgety and restless so I mindlessly take them. I don't steal them, I have them around my bag so when I stumble on them I will give them back. I'm very absent minded with both. But I have mine taken too so it evens out.
Camera equipment is fragile and expensive. I get you on that.
lmao, now we have borrowing privileges?
why you so mean with that virgo elly?
Y U NO UNDERSTAND THE MUTABLE LYFE
but yeah, i get it. being a fast paced environment really doesn't help.
why you so mean with that virgo elly?
Y U NO UNDERSTAND THE MUTABLE LYFE
but yeah, i get it. being a fast paced environment really doesn't help.
It was better he never gave you that book back. lol
No mein kampf for you, ellie.
No mein kampf for you, ellie.
"friend broke up"
"borrowing privileges"
man, i really am learning loads about fixed signs in this topic.
"borrowing privileges"
man, i really am learning loads about fixed signs in this topic.
Simple rule: I will never borrow anything from you, and you will never borrow anything from me.
Otherwise, pay me.
Although in the case of the OP in question, I would most definitely attempt to borrow something from him simply so I would receive those amusing messages.
I dare say - "Well worth it!"
Otherwise, pay me.
Although in the case of the OP in question, I would most definitely attempt to borrow something from him simply so I would receive those amusing messages.
I dare say - "Well worth it!"
Posted by FrostAndBiteYou are holding a grudge over a stupid pen?Posted by Damnatalolol. Friend break up is *mostly* a cap thing, not a a scorp thing. She texted me saying she didn't have time to be friends with me anymore. She did then later offer to text me a few times a year if I needed her too. I don't do charity friendship, told her don't worry about it. That was beginning of March and never heard from her again.
"friend broke up"
"borrowing privileges"
man, i really am learning loads about fixed signs in this topic.
Borrowing privileges is real tho. Virguy is almost back in good standing. Needs to return a pen to one other employee to complete his trilogy redemption. I grudge over stupid things. ๐click to expand
it's funny that it is MY pet peeve that when something is borrowed, it needs to be return ASAP not my scorp's lol. he never remember those "trivial" things lol. in fact, his buddy got pissed off at him because he forgot to pay him back couple hundreds one time for some project. he indeed "forgot" until his libra buddy blew up after like half an year lol. my scorp is actually a generous person who does not take advantage of another. so weird. i was like geez i don't even forget if i owe someone $ 1 I'd return immediately. it's probably his virgo moon and rising. now every once a while, i'd look into his eyes and ask randomly "babe, are you owing anyone anything?" lol
Posted by ellleShiiiiiit...I got my carpet shampooer back. LMBO!!!! I had to bug dude about it for like...OMG....probably almost 2 months. I was NOT giving up. I just used that thing a couple of weeks ago. It was almost dude napped about....3-4 years ago. It was an investment. So sorry that you never got yours back. What a shame.
lol
I wasn't quite this bad with my carpet shampooer......I gave up after about two months. The cap board had to endure a thread about it though.
How did this thread get from sunglasses to carpet cleaners? I thought fixed signs stayed on topic? Lol
Too much! Give him the glasses back or block him can't get past the first page รฐลธโขห
Posted by Rambunctious76๐Posted by MadMarchRamLOL @ Aries impatience.
Too much! Give him the glasses back or block him can't get past the first page รฐลธโขหclick to expand
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