Cafe Cabras (under new management)
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god
I hate having to redecorate every time...
I hate having to redecorate every time...
OH!
OH FINE
leave ME here with the crickets and a koalacabras with a poopy diaper!
*sigh*
OH FINE
leave ME here with the crickets and a koalacabras with a poopy diaper!
*sigh*
special!!!!!!!!!!
I neeeeeed you!!!!!!!!!!!
I neeeeeed you!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry bling
I just don't trust you with him...
I just don't trust you with him...
fine!
but as soon as sb gets here you have to hand him over!
but as soon as sb gets here you have to hand him over!
think it's branh (virgo101) in a wig..."
Please do not assoicate my name with him. I find it insulting.
Please do not assoicate my name with him. I find it insulting.
HA
you really do gotta change that diaper though...
you really do gotta change that diaper though...
*koalacabras coos at anti and he is smitten*
awwww- aint that cute!
now
you too play while I go take my shower...
and
anti! *voice getting stern* don't you dare let him out of yer sight!
awwww- aint that cute!
now
you too play while I go take my shower...
and
anti! *voice getting stern* don't you dare let him out of yer sight!
*two
lol
testing: to too two
lol
testing: to too two
you too play while I go take my shower...
Are you really? Can I watch?
Are you really? Can I watch?
antibling snatches Virgo101's strap-on and throws it hurtling past the Koalacabras rapier sharp gaze*
Antibling why would you do such a thing now we have nothing to play with because you don't even have a real one.
Antibling why would you do such a thing now we have nothing to play with because you don't even have a real one.
*gasp
*schoene walks onto the thread with a towel wrapped around her hair and toothbrush in hand*
what have you guys done???
*rushes over to koalacabras*
they are not supposed to eat solid strap-ons 'til they are fully grown!!!!!
*schoene walks onto the thread with a towel wrapped around her hair and toothbrush in hand*
what have you guys done???
*rushes over to koalacabras*
they are not supposed to eat solid strap-ons 'til they are fully grown!!!!!
*koalacabras coughs and spits up a genuine leatheroaks strap-on*
Just like hyenas go for wildebeests who have strewn from the herd...
two minutes then you're ass is mine
so what is your deal 101??
are you bi-sexy or something???
are you bi-sexy or something???
HAHAHAHAHAH
LMAOROFL!!!!!!!!
LMAOROFL!!!!!!!!
*koalacabras coughs up a leather jock strap that smells funnily of "old man"*
*schoene gives koalacabras a stern look*
I don't even wanna know how you got that!
*schoene gives koalacabras a stern look*
I don't even wanna know how you got that!
WHAAAAAHAHAA
actually anti- we're not sure if we are dealing with an inny or an outy here...
actually anti- we're not sure if we are dealing with an inny or an outy here...
unless...
*sick smile*
you better run anti...
blingbling BUMfecked 
actually anti- we're not sure if we are dealing with an inny or an outy here...
unless...
*sick smile*
"Would you like to find out?"
unless...
*sick smile*
"Would you like to find out?"
yayaya
*rolls eyes*
keep yer titties er yer dick or WHATEVER off the threads pleeez- there has been problems on the scorp board...
*rolls eyes*
keep yer titties er yer dick or WHATEVER off the threads pleeez- there has been problems on the scorp board...
we need SPECIAL
back up here
*ahem*
back up here
*ahem*
I hope you all go to hell.
Good Night
love you too!
hahaha LMAO
blingbling yeahh sizzzauce FOshizzzle!!!!!
blingbling yeahh sizzzauce FOshizzzle!!!!!
sb
lol
prolly a scorp!!
lol
prolly a scorp!!
oooooooOwch
101 felt the sting..
ahhh sweeeetsweet poison!
101 felt the sting..
ahhh sweeeetsweet poison!
naughty little robots don't have many manners though....
damn straight
damn straight
admit you love the Scorp Shizznee....
lick it...
mmmmmmmmmmm
Your disgusting
lick it...
mmmmmmmmmmm
Your disgusting
*schoene imagines anti wagging tongue with stinger slung over one shoulder*
*REALLY violent shudders*
*REALLY violent shudders*
Antibling do you find Virgo girls attractive?
so tell us 101
what did he do exactly? that made you so bitter toward the scorpalicious folk?
I mean- what- did he cheat on you with a hot lil gemimi? DItch you for a cancerian stripper?
what did he do exactly? that made you so bitter toward the scorpalicious folk?
I mean- what- did he cheat on you with a hot lil gemimi? DItch you for a cancerian stripper?
.I wish there was a ChiHop near here..............
leftover fried rice really sux
but itsnot sooo bad if you mix it with milk
makes a nice crunchy snack
leftover fried rice really sux
but itsnot sooo bad if you mix it with milk
makes a nice crunchy snack
Do you find me attractive?
If you are wondering I am considering you my scorpio rebound...
but if you reject me you can go back to the flaming pits of hell along with my ex
If you are wondering I am considering you my scorpio rebound...
but if you reject me you can go back to the flaming pits of hell along with my ex
what did he do exactly? that made you so bitter toward the scorpalicious folk?
I mean- what- did he cheat on you with a hot lil gemimi? DItch you for a cancerian stripper?
And why would I tell you, you sound too sarcastic for my taste
I mean- what- did he cheat on you with a hot lil gemimi? DItch you for a cancerian stripper?
And why would I tell you, you sound too sarcastic for my taste
naww
you can really only get food poiz if yer not careful and don't pick out all the pork chunks
then yer really fine...
you can really only get food poiz if yer not careful and don't pick out all the pork chunks
then yer really fine...
you sound too sarcastic for my taste
*transforms into a dumb whiney female and starts bitching and moaning about how much men suck*
^^^that better 101??
*transforms into a dumb whiney female and starts bitching and moaning about how much men suck*
^^^that better 101??
I'm cleaning while I talk...
Did you really? Because I am really cleaning.
*hands anti a big helping of sarcasm with a side of beef teriyaki*
do you need duck sauce for that??
do you need duck sauce for that??
once she opens up and just tells us what he did she will feel much better
but she has to come around on her own anti
we can't force her...
but she has to come around on her own anti
we can't force her...
*sigh*
I'm going to bed
hands sb the cafe key (bling is not to be trusted with this...)
and will you tuck koalacabras in for me?? just make sure he hasn't spit up anymore leather...
I'm going to bed
hands sb the cafe key (bling is not to be trusted with this...)
and will you tuck koalacabras in for me?? just make sure he hasn't spit up anymore leather...
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