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pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I needed
6 - I framed
7 - I smoked with
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I stabbed
12-I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - Paris Hilton
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - the kool-aid man
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - spiderman
13 - a cat
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 -my ex
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - JFK
23 - the condom
24 - you
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 -a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Other 2- For the assanation of JFK
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Nov 04, 2005Comments: 233 · Posts: 8226 · Topics: 348
so...
I killed the condom because the lil people told me to.
hrmmm... darn kids.
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Nov 04, 2005Comments: 233 · Posts: 8226 · Topics: 348
funny visuals though. lol
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Nov 04, 2005Comments: 233 · Posts: 8226 · Topics: 348
and i wish the lil people had been talking to you. that would have been another funny visual.
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Nov 04, 2005Comments: 233 · Posts: 8226 · Topics: 348
then... 'u ate spiderman for the assassination of JFK' ???
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Nov 04, 2005Comments: 233 · Posts: 8226 · Topics: 348
ya, so anyways... opinions on men wearing pink?
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Nov 04, 2005Comments: 233 · Posts: 8226 · Topics: 348
see... i dont know how to feel about it either. on the one hand, let people wear what they want to wear... gender roles and boundaries are 'soooo 20th century!' on the other, it seems like they are blatantly tryyyyying to make a show of masculinity, but then again... that still doesnt make sense. bah!
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Nov 04, 2005Comments: 233 · Posts: 8226 · Topics: 348
"CP....men who wear pink are obviously trying too hard"
thats what i'm sayin!
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Nov 25, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 2687 · Topics: 74
I stabbed a homeless guy because i am sexy as hell..
Hmmm..true.
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I smoked with spiderman because I have double D's.
Oh gosh who has been watching me *looks around suspiciously
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May 21, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 21685 · Topics: 138
I killed a pornstar because im beautiful...
yup, sounds like me.
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May 11, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 257 · Topics: 11
I stabbed a lesbian because I'm beautiful!! LOL
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May 04, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 1078 · Topics: 68
I ran neked with a prostitute because the lil people told me to and I love marijuana. mmm, wouldn't 3 be more associated with LEOs?
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Jul 09, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 15279 · Topics: 125
omg this could not be more perfect!!!
i smoked with your dealer because i love marijuana
lmao...destiny
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Apr 07, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 525 · Topics: 12
I killed a bowl of Cereal becasue i love Marijuana
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Nov 27, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 1914 · Topics: 139
I ran shirtless with my dealer because I had to...
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Sep 17, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 102 · Topics: 21
i smoked with my ex because i love marijuana. lol some truth
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I ate your grandma 'cause I'm sexy as hell
I stabbed Spiderman because I love marijuana.
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Jul 02, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 5508 · Topics: 93
No wonder marijuana is illegal.
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May 21, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 21685 · Topics: 138
We have the same birthday...us porn killers...
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May 21, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 21685 · Topics: 138
new day, so new shirt...same old birth date though.
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May 21, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 21685 · Topics: 138
I love black...but for some reason dont wear it as much as I used to. I love red, but I own barely anything red. weird.
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May 21, 2006Comments: 0 · Posts: 21685 · Topics: 138
it means its no existe...
I killed the condom because I have AMAZING boobs.
My partner ate a lesbian because he's got abs.
That is just wrong.
In fact it's so true it's 'creepy' - I hate condoms and I have largish breasts. There is a lesbians leg hanging out of my partner's mouth and he has the most fantastic 'one pack' that I've ever seen.
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I ran naked with a lesbian for the assassination of JFK. Hardcore!
I'm wearing a towel, but normally it'll be "I ran naked with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous."