Stroke That Ego!

This topic was created in the Leo forum by Chuckcem on Friday, June 9, 2017 and has 13 replies.

Signed Up: Aug 24, 2011
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You know, I feel as if we get a lot of crap for having huge egos and being attention whores. Seems like this is what the people want, no? SO BE IT! Let the ego stroke BEGIN!

Leos (and Leo placements), tell the the world why you're so amazingly awesome. How have you blessed the world by merely existing? I know there aren't enough words to describe your magnificence, but please do try so that mere mortals may understand your greatness.

(This is clearly for fun and parody, but hey if you really feel like you're God's gift to the world, now is the time to say it. This will either go very well or very poorly.)

I'll start. I blinked and the sun rose just for me. YOU'RE WELCOME!

Signed Up: Jul 16, 2011
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whoa for a minute there I thought the only way to post on the leo forum was with one-liner subjects and not text in the message body.

all hail etc etc.

Signed Up: Sep 26, 2012
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Eh was feeling very Aslan this morning, actually

Signed Up: Sep 26, 2012
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Starts day at work like:

Signed Up: Aug 24, 2011
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I pooped gold because I felt sorry for the peasants and their plight. I of course kept it, because it was very painful to pass and the plebs don't deserve my suffering.