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Mar 24, 2006Comments: 163 · Posts: 6615 · Topics: 326
You're in a bar/club/park/shops, where ever...
Someone approaches you to show they are interested/pick you up/flatter you BUT doesn't leave
BUT YOU AREN'T INTERESTED
how do you handle it? Politely without being offensive /aggressive or a prick
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Jul 08, 2009Comments: 5 · Posts: 4081 · Topics: 4
I'm not a Libra, and I don't know if my way is best.. but this is what I do..
I tell Mr. Creepy Pants, point-blank, "Thank you, but I'm not interested. Have a nice night." Just like I tell telemarketers. I even smile. Bet he hates that, though -- can't flip out over what a bitch I am.. cuz I was nice, but firm. If he persists (some have, esp those bursting with Liquid Courage) yes, I've had to flat out tell them to fuck off, or my friends have circled me like prairie wagons and told him to back off while herding me away.
Mr. Nice But Not My Type, I might chat with for a bit (I can talk to anyone), but eventually if it's clear his interest is in more than talking and he makes an obvious pass, I say, "Oh, that's very sweet - and I do appreciate the guts it took to approach a stranger. I feel very flattered by your interest. You're very nice, but I'll have to pass. I'm just here to listen to the jukebox or band/have fun with my friends/drink my blues away/whatever." And I ALWAYS smile, and ALWAYS look them in the face.
I never assume he's hitting on me.. so if he's talked for awhile, and I'm thinking he MIGHT be hitting on me, and I'm not interested or comfortable, I simply tell him I appreciated the company, but now I want to listen to the jukebox or band/dance or talk with my friends/sit there quietly/whatever.
But yeah, no matter HOW nicely it's phrased.. rejection stings! To put yourself out there and be turned down HURTS! I'm sure my efforts to minimize the "rude" factor doesn't help much with the "painful rejection" factor.. but unless he's a flaming jackass, I can't be mean.
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Jun 08, 2010Comments: 0 · Posts: 4581 · Topics: 75
I pass these out... it says it all.
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"Excuse me, Miss.. but does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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Mar 24, 2006Comments: 163 · Posts: 6615 · Topics: 326
I normally mirror...so find it hard to tell someone that is generally a nice person that I'd prefer he go back to where he came from and then I end up talking to him all night...
This is what I was really thinking when I put the question up because I have no problem being rude to men with "little dick syndrome"
LS I cant see what you put up? But Nefer's comment has me baffled as to what it is... You name should be "KING OF LIBRAS" what better person to represent us!
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Honestly, I've always just said I was married and let it go there. Never really had a problem with this. If someone keep up with wanting more than conversation after I said that I didn't care if they thought I was rude anymore.
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Well they always gain a laugh and that's an attraction for me there...someone that has me laughing!
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Jun 08, 2010Comments: 0 · Posts: 4581 · Topics: 75
OMG some of these are terrible...
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together
You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
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Ew? They're getting worse? o.o
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Niiiiiiiice, TOC! Ssssssssssssssspicy!
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Mar 24, 2006Comments: 163 · Posts: 6615 · Topics: 326
My brother uses:
Do you have sex on the first date?
Would you mind lying down while I do?
And for some reason it works!!!
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me...
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I lost the Teddy Bear that I sleep with, could you help replace him?
Ouch, I just bit my lip. Quick! Kiss it and make it better.
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Dec 22, 2009Comments: 438 · Posts: 33721 · Topics: 241
I'd simply say "No thanks" and keep on moving.
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Just keep saying, "No! No! No!". In total of 6 times. Hopefully he'll get annoyed and leave you alone. If all else fails, just point to his hot friend in the corner and ask him, "Is he single, coz if he is holllaaaaa!!"
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Jan 29, 2011Comments: 663 · Posts: 12440 · Topics: 2
Triple E, that song was perfecttttttt for my response.."no no no no there's no limit". LOL
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I don't know how to post videos or pictures on this website but if I could then I'd post Fabulous' -Holla back youngin ohh ohh.