Libra man and woman
Librabra.. what a funny name.. with emphasis on the end of Libra.
I really like this union, for all its imperfections.
Sag and libra are better off as friends I believe.
I really like this union, for all its imperfections.
Sag and libra are better off as friends I believe.
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Lotus is a flower in the mud water but still survive , it is the most purest and virtuest flower . I hope the person who chose this name will deserve it .
I wrote these this morning after searching through my head's dictionary of sarcasm. This is dedicated to all the smokers here. Enjoy.
Smoking's bad for your health!
"So is the stress you're causing me."
You need to quit now because it polutes the air.
"Okay fine but only after you buy an electric car."
Did you know it causes cancer?
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I was chewing my juicy half-cooked steak."
Cloves make an annoying crackling sound and it's too loud.
"So is your tie die shirt."
Next time you want a smoke just have a piece of gum instead!
"Next time you want to eat just drink water."
Smoking is disgusting and makes you look older.
"Really? You seem to have mastered that naturally!"
The next time you buy a pack I'm going to throw it out.
"The next time you talk I'm going to chop off your tongue."
Kissing you is like kissing an ash tray.
"At least I've never practiced kissing an ash tray."
Did you know there's fiberglass in menthols?
"Did you know there's lead in Chinese toys?"
Every cigarette you smoke takes 15 seconds from your life.
"Every word you speak takes 40 from mine."
No, I'm sorry but I don't date smokers.
"That's okay. Now that I think of it, I don't date ugly."
Smoking's bad for your health!
"So is the stress you're causing me."
You need to quit now because it polutes the air.
"Okay fine but only after you buy an electric car."
Did you know it causes cancer?
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I was chewing my juicy half-cooked steak."
Cloves make an annoying crackling sound and it's too loud.
"So is your tie die shirt."
Next time you want a smoke just have a piece of gum instead!
"Next time you want to eat just drink water."
Smoking is disgusting and makes you look older.
"Really? You seem to have mastered that naturally!"
The next time you buy a pack I'm going to throw it out.
"The next time you talk I'm going to chop off your tongue."
Kissing you is like kissing an ash tray.
"At least I've never practiced kissing an ash tray."
Did you know there's fiberglass in menthols?
"Did you know there's lead in Chinese toys?"
Every cigarette you smoke takes 15 seconds from your life.
"Every word you speak takes 40 from mine."
No, I'm sorry but I don't date smokers.
"That's okay. Now that I think of it, I don't date ugly."
When I was 16 my dad caught me smoking and he hates smoking. He told me that it was bad and made me look older.
I told him that I knew and was trying to look older so I could buy beer too.
I told him that I knew and was trying to look older so I could buy beer too.
Lol! I was really only joking but that means a lot. Thank you. 
You know... I've never been kissed by a pregnant woman. *hint hint*
You know... I've never been kissed by a pregnant woman. *hint hint*I promised my mom I would name my daughter after her so that's what it'll be.
Well can you kiss me anyway while devil and Roxi aren't looking? I just want a peck on the face.
"its not britney...is it?
::braces::"
No but it does start with a B but I'm not saying what it is online.
::braces::"
No but it does start with a B but I'm not saying what it is online.
That's alright, FuckinA. I've hit rock bottom now that she's said no for the last time. I can only go up from here.
So is your hair do.
Lol!! Your 12 gage and cape. The protecter of Dehli. Very sexy look for you.