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omg wow! that is hilarious! Is this a true story? lmfaooo!
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LOL, yall got jokes. It's cool, I think laughter is the best medicine. Damen is also entitled to his opinion, as his dick is going to never be anywhere near me, it doesn't really matter to me personally. I understand some people have thoughts about physical appearance, and as my mama said, if you ain't picturing his dingaling inside you, don't worry about it.
So, he called me and asked me out on date #4 to a baseball game with him, his roommate, and his roommate's girlfriend. Good news is, that seems like double-date territory to me. Bad news is, he says that his roommate will love me cause I drink beer and know sports, so .... yeah.
Sir Mix a Lot is my jam!
i love your attitude!
fat girls always have the jolliest personalities, kinda like Kris Kringle..i bet you smell like a old sleigh seat and Reindeer meat too!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Does anyone believe that religious fanatics, grudges by people in caves
or TWO AIRPLANES ALONE caused the those THREE buildings to collapse on 9/11?
If so, you have bigger problems than religion, though it's a good scapegoat.
Does anyone believe that religious fanatics, grudges by people in caves
or TWO AIRPLANES ALONE caused the those THREE buildings to collapse on 9/11?
If so, you have bigger problems than religion, though it's a good scapegoat.
Here are some of my other favorites Peri .....forgot about these did you?
Bad video but same great ending.
Pretty in Pink
Some Kind of Wonderful
Bad video but same great ending.
Pretty in Pink
Some Kind of Wonderful
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OK, I'm getting really sick of this blaming cc for 'flirting'. SHE didn't screw another man, her husband was the one who committed adultery. Oh, so maybe he wasn't a 'flirt', well give the guy a flipping medal! Btw, touching another person while talking on the back or arm or hand is NOTHING compared to putting your penis in another woman.
So Virgo's are reserved and aren't as outgoing as Aqua's. Aqua's have a magnetic quality with tons of charm coupled with an outgoing and curious nature. Bottom line, they like people and people like them. Libra's get this so do Gemini's and I, (Aries) got this from my Sag boyfriend who was jealous because for some reason, people responded to me more warmly than him. Was I flirting? No! My heart belonged to him but he was to insecure to understand. I'm thinking this may be the case here given her husband's past which is why he needs to get a clue and listen to an objective viewpoint (therapist).
So Virgo's are reserved and aren't as outgoing as Aqua's. Aqua's have a magnetic quality with tons of charm coupled with an outgoing and curious nature. Bottom line, they like people and people like them. Libra's get this so do Gemini's and I, (Aries) got this from my Sag boyfriend who was jealous because for some reason, people responded to me more warmly than him. Was I flirting? No! My heart belonged to him but he was to insecure to understand. I'm thinking this may be the case here given her husband's past which is why he needs to get a clue and listen to an objective viewpoint (therapist).
oh btw lol at all the positive feedback on my comment..i would've responded to all of you dingle berries but that would've been selfish of me to take over someone elses thread
AGAIN:
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/How-do-Leo-Woman-Regain-a-Capricorn-Man-Interest-1924503.asp#1924504>Read here
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/How-do-Capricorn-react-when-they-are-jealous-1965220.asp#1965221>and Here
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/leo/How-can-a-Leo-woman-win-over-a-Capricorn-man-1924520.asp#1924521>here too
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/Advice-to-rekindle-a-man% 27s-interest!!!-1926267.asp#1926268>and this one
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/Strong-Leo-woman-who-felt-week-for-a-Capricorn-man-1938181.asp#1938182>and here.
He has a girlfriend, whom he neglected to mention at first, but he's clearly still with her. Faith keeps telling herself the girlfriend is a LIE he tells her to get under her skin. (But really - when a man tells you something like that - BELIEVE HIM!) So Faith has to SAY she's cool, fine, great, awesome with the crumbs he throws her way (sex mostly), cuz he's not offering her any more than that! They live in different states, hours away from each other, and have been sleeping together approx. ONE night a month... unless she tells him she has feelings for him, and he pulls away and ignores her for 2 months. This has been going on for a YEAR! Men don't respect women who allow themselves to be used like this. This man will never respect her cuz she's still bangin' him, still going along with his bs and making excuses for it, even after him saying he has a woman, even after he treats her so shabbily.
She's lying to herself in order to lie to us about how she really feels. She's so emotionally caught up and addicted to this Cap man who is using her for sex and ego-stroking.. she doesn't even know which way is up anymore! All of this makes me feel terribly sad - she SHOULD be spending her time and energy on herself, and with a man who doesn't do this to her, one who loves and adores her instead of making her feel insecure and crazy inside because all he wants is sex. She's inadvertently teaching her sons that women are like this, that it's okay for men to be like this. Someday the Cap man cheating on his woman to use another woman for FWB sex may be HER son. Wonder what her stance will be then.. will she make excuses for him cheating and acting like a douche? Will she identify/sympathize with the girl he's cheating on, or the one he's cheating with?
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/How-do-Leo-Woman-Regain-a-Capricorn-Man-Interest-1924503.asp#1924504>Read here
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/How-do-Capricorn-react-when-they-are-jealous-1965220.asp#1965221>and Here
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/leo/How-can-a-Leo-woman-win-over-a-Capricorn-man-1924520.asp#1924521>here too
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/Advice-to-rekindle-a-man% 27s-interest!!!-1926267.asp#1926268>and this one
http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/relationships-astrology/Strong-Leo-woman-who-felt-week-for-a-Capricorn-man-1938181.asp#1938182>and here.
He has a girlfriend, whom he neglected to mention at first, but he's clearly still with her. Faith keeps telling herself the girlfriend is a LIE he tells her to get under her skin. (But really - when a man tells you something like that - BELIEVE HIM!) So Faith has to SAY she's cool, fine, great, awesome with the crumbs he throws her way (sex mostly), cuz he's not offering her any more than that! They live in different states, hours away from each other, and have been sleeping together approx. ONE night a month... unless she tells him she has feelings for him, and he pulls away and ignores her for 2 months. This has been going on for a YEAR! Men don't respect women who allow themselves to be used like this. This man will never respect her cuz she's still bangin' him, still going along with his bs and making excuses for it, even after him saying he has a woman, even after he treats her so shabbily.
She's lying to herself in order to lie to us about how she really feels. She's so emotionally caught up and addicted to this Cap man who is using her for sex and ego-stroking.. she doesn't even know which way is up anymore! All of this makes me feel terribly sad - she SHOULD be spending her time and energy on herself, and with a man who doesn't do this to her, one who loves and adores her instead of making her feel insecure and crazy inside because all he wants is sex. She's inadvertently teaching her sons that women are like this, that it's okay for men to be like this. Someday the Cap man cheating on his woman to use another woman for FWB sex may be HER son. Wonder what her stance will be then.. will she make excuses for him cheating and acting like a douche? Will she identify/sympathize with the girl he's cheating on, or the one he's cheating with?
* He wont fully mature until the age 29-30
You're an optimist Taste.
You're an optimist Taste.
Depends on the horoscope - sometimes it says Aries, sometimes Taurus, lol! See? Fucked up!
"@Mistery - what could be the first step? i think that maybe i have already taken that step, it takes awhile to receive recognition for what I do, but once it is recognized it is well received but there are always people out there who like to put people down and not like what they see or hear. if i were to see results instantly, i would be a more motivated person. I tend to thrive off encouragement and praise. Even though it can be hard accepting that praise."
Oh are you involved in the arts? Me too.
I know exactly how you feel but when you do it for a longer time, you realize the reviews will always be mixed. I mean, does everyone like Celine Dion? Not me, but she brings in the bucks. You have to be fine with not getting a perfect 100% from everyone. I was just taking a guess it involved the arts, maybe another type of work that you feel judged by, the same applies. You can do great things as long as you don't worry too much about the result as it can paralyze your creativity. We are all a work in progress and sometimes it's the progress that matters more than the work.
Oh are you involved in the arts? Me too.
I know exactly how you feel but when you do it for a longer time, you realize the reviews will always be mixed. I mean, does everyone like Celine Dion? Not me, but she brings in the bucks. You have to be fine with not getting a perfect 100% from everyone. I was just taking a guess it involved the arts, maybe another type of work that you feel judged by, the same applies. You can do great things as long as you don't worry too much about the result as it can paralyze your creativity. We are all a work in progress and sometimes it's the progress that matters more than the work.