My AQUARIAN GIRLFRIEND!
ive already gotten it,so quit comin to all my damn post commentin on em
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Posted by MoonInAquarius
"And it's alphabetized."
Moon in Virgo? Aqua's don't normally give a $ hit about that
Really? I think sorting/arranging things can be interesting. I guess hypothetically I would find non-traditional organizational logic to be appealing. That's why I said the thing about alphabetizing boogers. How might one do that?!
No, moon's not in Virgo.
Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11
my first time at a sex club i was in a sling n my friend was fucking me the door was unlocked and about 13 guys walked in and took turns fucking me n it was awesome
...and you also have a booger collection. Don't be embarrassed!
He may possibly be beyond help, but he may have said the best things I have ever heard anyone say:
Why he's suing: "People a lot more important than me are relying on that money to fuel the magic." How much will he sue for? "Tons."
Why he deserves a raise: "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total frickin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
His new family: He has two live-in girlfriends he calls "the goddesses," one of whom is a porn star.
How he describes himself: "I'm extremely old-fashioned, I'm a nobleman, I'm chivalrous. I believe that chivalry is not dead, it's just been in a coma for a while."
Whether he's on drugs: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." (He did submit to urine and drug tests, both of which came back negative, although that only proves he's been clean for three days.)
Why people think he's on drugs: "People misinterpret my passion for anger. ... You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be, like, Dude! Can't handle it! Unplug this bastard! Because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
Whether he has psychological problems: He says he's not bi-polar, but he is "bi-winning."
When he last took drugs: He claims not to remember, but says at that time, "I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: go."
How he feels about his drug-fueled days: Proud, because "I exposed people to magic, I exposed them to something they're never otherwise gonna see in their boring, normal lives."
How he cured himself of addiction: "I closed my eyes and made it so."
Why he's special: He has "tiger blood" and "Adonis DNA."
On CBS: "They owe me a big [apology]. Publicly. While licking my feet."
Why he's suing: "People a lot more important than me are relying on that money to fuel the magic." How much will he sue for? "Tons."
Why he deserves a raise: "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total frickin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
His new family: He has two live-in girlfriends he calls "the goddesses," one of whom is a porn star.
How he describes himself: "I'm extremely old-fashioned, I'm a nobleman, I'm chivalrous. I believe that chivalry is not dead, it's just been in a coma for a while."
Whether he's on drugs: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." (He did submit to urine and drug tests, both of which came back negative, although that only proves he's been clean for three days.)
Why people think he's on drugs: "People misinterpret my passion for anger. ... You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be, like, Dude! Can't handle it! Unplug this bastard! Because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
Whether he has psychological problems: He says he's not bi-polar, but he is "bi-winning."
When he last took drugs: He claims not to remember, but says at that time, "I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven gram rocks and finishing them, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: go."
How he feels about his drug-fueled days: Proud, because "I exposed people to magic, I exposed them to something they're never otherwise gonna see in their boring, normal lives."
How he cured himself of addiction: "I closed my eyes and made it so."
Why he's special: He has "tiger blood" and "Adonis DNA."
On CBS: "They owe me a big [apology]. Publicly. While licking my feet."
LOL @ All of this. You all sure know how to keep a sagi girl entertained ;P
Just got off the phone with her for the first time (she made the initiial call) and it was like we had talked before or something. Zero awkwardness. Damn didnt know you sags were like this! *Grabs helmet.
Idk about best moon placement, but I've found that my moon in scorpio can be quite conflicting because on the one hand my sagi side is very happy, optimistic and on the other hand my scorpio side is dark, pessimistic. Jupiter and Pluto battle it out a few times, making my head spin, but I deal 
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Dedicated to the dxp timestamp (is it back? I cant see it!):
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(ps: I want to start playing the drums while wearing dishwashing gloves.)
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Throw this on and i'm thinking "Awww shit girl, i'm about to open up my bag of tricks and punish something!"
lol You stupid